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illmitch 02-03-2011 01:49 PM

cam has some of the funniest rhymes

theres one song where he compares his closet to a pet cemetery because of all the fur coats

P13 02-03-2011 01:50 PM

:lol:

******s

blockhead 02-03-2011 01:52 PM

i feel sick after eating that kfc

blockhead 02-03-2011 01:55 PM

don't feel like taking these pills to this dude but i already got paid to do it ugh

P13 02-03-2011 01:58 PM

ask for some as a tip

blockhead 02-03-2011 01:59 PM

nah that's not professional

i already got free hydros for doing this

plus my dealer is the one paying me and he doesn't like his runner to harass his customers

his brother used to be in charge of doing this and he would always ask for tips and he got fired for being unreliable and i took his place

P13 02-03-2011 02:01 PM

well do you have to walk somewhere?
how bad could it be you live in texas, don't you?

blockhead 02-03-2011 02:02 PM

i have to drive to his work and there's ice all over the roads

P13 02-03-2011 02:03 PM

yeah and you probably don't have winter tires

that sucks :\

I had fun yesterday driving in the snow, was drifting through intersections etc

TimJim 02-03-2011 02:06 PM

[quote=2muchket!;18386861]He steals my culture to be quirky and 'lol AM SO DIFFFWENT LOL' around other people

Makes him a faggot imo.[/quote]
tbh i gave up trying to convince everyone that i am as normal and sane as the next person because:

1) nobody cares
2) why try to prove something that i know is right and, while is provable, isnt worth the energy needed to do so
3) i quit posting due to rl shizz like school social life and more school


so i mean yeah i try hard yadda yadda but in the end im the one doing things that matter instead of on here posting about things that matter to people that do not matter


@mitch: i did that because i know it irks you lol i barely even speak norwegian

2muchket! 02-03-2011 02:08 PM

Because you're the only one that's in higher education in this thread right ?

And you're not abnormal you just fucking steal my culture and act 'LIKE YOU KNOW SO QUIRKY AND RANDOM IM LIKE TOTALLY RANDOM LIKE YEAH IM WEIRD HAHAHAHAHA, DID YOU KNOW I'M BRITISH AND HAVE A PIPE YEAAHAHA I DO AHAHAHAHAH'

P13 02-03-2011 02:11 PM

I've noticed an influx in my posts since I dropped a course and am only taking 4 right now

illmitch 02-03-2011 02:11 PM

i post a lot because i don't have much homework generally and dont try very hard in school

TimJim 02-03-2011 02:12 PM

[quote=2muchket!;18386935]Because you're the only one that's in higher education in this thread right ?

And you're not abnormal you just fucking steal my culture and act 'LIKE YOU KNOW SO QUIRKY AND RANDOM IM LIKE TOTALLY RANDOM LIKE YEAH IM WEIRD HAHAHAHAHA'[/quote]
uh if i inferred that i didnt mean to

as to the steal your culture dude being english isnt a fucking culture anymore, only thing being english has is gross food, different dialects that the rust of the world cant understand (ie geordies and cockney) and americans thinking that we're snide motherfuckers

england is just as culturally diverse as america thanks to the damn immagrants. having an english accent and grasping onto the straws of where im from since i live in the worst city in the US isnt stealing your culture

Tyler 02-03-2011 02:13 PM

february 3,

the day timjim became self-aware

P13 02-03-2011 02:14 PM

fuck yeah I think I aced my last math test

publicastration 02-03-2011 02:14 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;18386940]uh if i inferred that i didnt mean to

as to the steal your culture dude being english isnt a fucking culture anymore, only thing being english has is gross food, different dialects that the rust of the world cant understand (ie geordies and cockney)[/QUOTE]

i can understand cockney what are you queer

P13 02-03-2011 02:15 PM

yeah it would suck to be american or british :lol:


this BTMH album keeps getting lamer the farther I go in, the first song was actually good

TimJim 02-03-2011 02:16 PM

[quote=Luc214;18386944]i can understand cockney what are you queer[/quote]
if you told most americans to put the packages in the bonnet then leg it to the market for some nappers they would be somewhat confused

2muchket! 02-03-2011 02:17 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;18386940]uh if i inferred that i didnt mean to

as to the steal your culture dude being english isnt a fucking culture anymore, only thing being english has is gross food, different dialects that the rust of the world cant understand (ie geordies and cockney) and americans thinking that we're snide motherfuckers

england is just as culturally diverse as america thanks to the damn immagrants. having an english accent and grasping onto the straws of where im from since i live in the worst city in the US isnt stealing your culture[/QUOTE]

Thank you for proving to me you have no clue about my country.

TimJim 02-03-2011 02:18 PM

its hard to have much of a clue about a country you left when you were 10


and its not like i was 100% wrong in what i said either

P13 02-03-2011 02:18 PM

and fuck people who are against immigration

illmitch 02-03-2011 02:19 PM

timjim is just a racist dumbass

2muchket! 02-03-2011 02:19 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;18386948]if you told most americans to put the packages in the bonnet then leg it to the market for some nappers they would be somewhat confused[/QUOTE]

1. It's boot not bonnet faggot
2. It's nappies not nappers you jabroni
3. No-one in 2011 says 'market' when they mean shops and no-one has since the 1970s.

Time to buff up on your knowledge of my culture man, regurgitating phrases you heard on monty python won't allow you to stay cutting edge and 'quirky'

tl;dr TIMJIM IS A SPLIT ARSE WHO IS AN AMERICAN IN DENIAL

P13 02-03-2011 02:19 PM

yeah start watching top gear you cock

Bulldog 02-03-2011 02:20 PM

thinking about doing steroids

TimJim 02-03-2011 02:20 PM

[quote=2muchket!;18386955]1. It's boot not bonnet faggot
2. It's nappies not nappers you jabroni
3. No-one in 2011 says 'market' when they mean shops and no-one has since the 1970s.

Time to buff up on your knowledge of my culture man, regurgitating phrases you heard on monty python won't allow you to stay cutting edge and 'quirky'[/quote]
WELL FUCK ME


and ive always heard nappers COME AT ME BRO

blockhead 02-03-2011 02:20 PM

i'm going to take this dude his valium bbl

Bulldog 02-03-2011 02:21 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18386955]

Time to buff up on your knowledge of my culture man, regurgitating phrases you heard on monty python won't allow you to stay cutting edge and 'quirky'[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Bulldog 02-03-2011 02:21 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18386959]i'm going to take this dude his valium bbl[/QUOTE]

be safe uncle blockhead

illmitch 02-03-2011 02:22 PM

timjim is worse at raping british culture than i am at black culture

TimJim 02-03-2011 02:22 PM

i cant say that i could watch more than a few minutes of monty python at a time


hehe mitch

P13 02-03-2011 02:22 PM

he's going to die; he's american and driving in icy conditions there can be no other outcome

2muchket! 02-03-2011 02:22 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;18386958]WELL FUCK ME


and ive always heard nappers COME AT ME BRO[/QUOTE]

Maybe from a negro in detroit.

Bulldog 02-03-2011 02:23 PM

Frankie vs timjim

i think frankies winning

2muchket! 02-03-2011 02:25 PM

It's my dry british wit.

Timjim should be on par really seeing as he's briti-

illmitch 02-03-2011 02:26 PM

loooooool

TimJim 02-03-2011 02:26 PM

i think he is too


i guess i should watch more Top Gear and Mighty Boosh while studying wikis for more slang

P13 02-03-2011 02:27 PM

or you should just assimilate like a normal person

2muchket! 02-03-2011 02:27 PM

Mighty Boosh is for 14 year old weaboo emos.


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