hey guys do you like seafood

[b]*opens mouth*[/b]

[i]see? food!!!!!!!!![/i]

haz likes them

thats how u kno theyre fucking atrocious

fuck is your problem dude taking a lot of swipes at me lately

yeah

yeah malleus I'm gonna take your dumb ass as the authority on food

sure

were you wearing a gray beanie at the time

what time

tbh no one likes you malleus you're a jackass

iAckass

[QUOTE=blockhead;18855024]tbh no one likes you malleus you're a jackass[/QUOTE]

lmao this guy

[QUOTE=Gorgon;18855018]yeah malleus I'm gonna take your dumb ass as the authority on food

sure[/QUOTE]

shellfish are terrible deal w/ it




[QUOTE=Haz;18853310]fuck you and fuck your fucking birthday I hope you get blackout drunk and your heart stops beating or you choke on your own vomit or get run over by a truck
[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE=Haz;18855013]fuck is your problem dude taking a lot of swipes at me lately[/QUOTE]

malleus is the bitchest bitch that ever bitched

[I]hey guys I took a black chick to a rap show[/I]

malleus what do you even do with your life?

[QUOTE=Gorgon;18855030][I]hey guys I took a black chick to a rap show[/I][/QUOTE]

...... trolled hard ..........

malleus, that was a joke you dumb fuck

it was response to you saying "totally haz music" when you were paying out on something

youre the one taking everything to heart

sensitive little hoe

lol i'm just sitting here wtf

i'll remember that next time you pay out on adb for misreading people you queer piece of shit :lol:

hxc gettin told

seafood sucks yall

looooooooooooool

hes just sitting there

loooooooooooooool

what the fuck are you doing dude

adbing it up in here

shut up and walk my cat

said the faggot

[QUOTE=robertsona;18855041]seafood sucks yall[/QUOTE]

:thumb:



anyways yeah its rad how angsty this community is

hey guys whats goin on in this thread

angst, apparently

I belong to a tribe—mostly white, but they look like ancient Mongolians in their dress.

There is another tribe, whose garb reminds me of U.S. army uniforms, and they are slightly more technologically advanced then mine in a few ways:
•They have guns and seem to be able to at least somewhat maintain them. My tribe is mostly using bows and spears.
•They live in buildings, like barracks’, whereas my tribe mostly lives in semi-permanent structures like huts (or tents when we’re on the move).



The most important thing to remember about the U.S. Army tribe is that they’re cannibals. They eat people from other tribes. It’s ritualistic to them. And I don’t remember if I surrendered to them because I wanted them to eat me, or if I was captured by them—but somehow, I ended up their property.

The strapped me to a chair and pierced me left cheek with a long skewer. This was not part of their cannibalistic ritual—they just did it for sadistic purposes. In the dream, I enjoyed it.

Later, they locked me in a square, wooden room that was empty except for some raw meat from various human slaughters gunked into the corners of the floor. Death was imminent, and I was upset with this fact. I wasn’t upset that I was going to die, but that my suffering had been so brief. I was disappointed that the cannibals didn’t live up to their reputation of prolonged torture.

I looked out of the slaughter room’s only small window, and saw the U.S. Army tribe dancing around a fire. They were far off, and I had to squint to see if someone was roasting over the fire, but no one was.

Before I could be slaughtered, I was bought by these people on camels who took me on a long journey to San Francisco, which was the only place on earth still technologically advanced with modern infrastructure. Briefly, the San Franciscans seemed to be giants, but they became normal-sized after their introductions.

It turns out that a San Franciscan family had bought me, not to eat me, but to save me. They were in the habit of saving people from being cannibalized, as an act of charity (and as a way to feel smugly superior to the rest of the world, of course). They were a mother, who looked kind of like a slightly younger Bette Midler, a father who looked like Alec Baldwin from Beetlejuice and a blond daughter who seemed far more real and genuine than her parents. I had contempt for the mother and father, not because they saved me, but because their motives seemed so phony.

They tried to feed me vegan cuisine, which upset me. They actually did have meat on the table, in case I rejected the vegan food (they had done all this before with previous refugees), but for some reason even though I saw the meat on the table, I didn’t register it. I threw a tantrum, and ended up with the liberal San Francisco couples’ teenage daughter in a choke hold. I threatened to kill her if some vague demand of mine wasn’t met. The girl, far from being scared, was pissed—not at me, but at her parents. “This is what happens when you keep bringing in savages! You think you can save the world, but these people don’t want to be saved!” It struck me as poignant and I let her go and started weeping into my hands.

I don’t recall if anything happened next.

whats that from

shut the fuck up

sup guys

[QUOTE=blockhead;18855062]shut the fuck up[/QUOTE]

this is an angst-free thread

maybe you're just an obnoxious faggot

[QUOTE=blockhead;18855062]shut the fuck up[/QUOTE]

shit just got real

[QUOTE=blockhead;18855066]maybe you're just an obnoxious faggot[/QUOTE]

are you trying to be ironic

what are you doing

:confused:

[quote=blockhead;18855066]maybe you're just an obnoxious faggot[/quote]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

when people purposely say something stupid and then say are you being ironic to people that disagree

it makes it very hard for people without slighly valid but ridiculous ideas to say are you being ironic, without looking bad

that post was fun to read

and easy to comprehend

so malleus is another one who can't make a joke

or take one, it seems

if you are gonna be so serious make sure you ain't a clown brother

i can forgive ihim not being able to take one if he can make one