[QUOTE=weezerfan]thats the worst response ive ever heard...even worse than what people say after hearing jorge from the casualties lick his own as'shole because the new spenser hoffman album is so good. even better than the last which featrued such songs as "puffy vest" and "scared man"....this one has a song about DrGovolaCroxby finally converting to islam and marrying danny tanner, to make the full house reunion...which would later on be the place where spenser would meet mike ness....who was only a simple bus boy at the time..... now mike ness and spenser never new this, butone day they would realize that their father was right all along......[/QUOTE]
Cool deal.

I like, Doc.

[QUOTE=fat_****103]I like, Doc.[/QUOTE]

word.

You know whats cool? My part time supe. has heard of Trial.

whats this kid babbeling about

[QUOTE=fat_****103]I like, Doc.[/QUOTE]
123

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE]whats this kid babbeling about[/QUOTE]
I don't know, but he is F[color=white]UCKING[/color] AWESOME!

[QUOTE=chips88]123[/QUOTE]

word.

ATTN: the doc enjoys the company of young boys.

[QUOTE=Youthful Protagonist]ATTN: the doc enjoys the company of young boys.[/QUOTE]
Whats wrong with sharing your bed?

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]Whats wrong with sharing your bed?[/QUOTE]
Hahaha!!!

High five.

Shut up shannon, you like men.

Burn.

[QUOTE=Youthful Protagonist]ATTN: the doc enjoys the company of young boys.[/QUOTE]

shhhh....

[QUOTE=DrGolovaCroxby]shhhh....[/QUOTE]

10 minutes, closet.

[QUOTE=Youthful Protagonist]10 minutes, closet.[/QUOTE]

word. who's bringing the lube?

Man, that is one angry 12 year old.

[QUOTE=Youthful Protagonist]Shut up shannon, you like men.

Burn.[/QUOTE]
It's...true! :eek:

[QUOTE=honkybrewster]Man, that is one angry 12 year old.[/QUOTE]

He is, but you're one ugly lady.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[QUOTE=weezerfan]i hope i get them from you.....but i hope they arent just aids, i hope theyre beastman aids.....and thats when mike ness will come back, right after meeting up with spenser for the recording of "have a brew or two" which was written by the legendary old samuel, but never released because he thought that when people would listen to it theyd have an urge to eat DANISHES and danishes my friends, make old samuel mad....but on the other hand danishes make old peoples genitals HAPPY....so mike ness and spenser will release the ol samuel classic...causing old peoples genitals to dance like never before...now there are many unanswered questions about this mike ness character...many believe he grew a beard and lived up on the north pole and delivered presents to children every winter....but only the good ones....otehres believed he started a band called social disorder, or social distortion, or social discovery channel... and of course there's the oh so popular beliefe that he finally confronted his father, and settled his problems. But i believe that he finally got that girl of his dreams he had been chasing...taht girl however was amy cuttingsworth...now amy cuttingsworth, thats a totally different story....and i willl tell it to you know....amy cuttingsworth worked at sams club, she liked the job because she got to wear a nice big blue smock...she liked blue, because as a child she was hit by a blue car. but this wasnt any car...this was a ford festiva..... :thumb:[/QUOTE]

I stopped reading after "I hope" tip: grammar is your friend :thumb:

He's just made because his daddy made him have a dirty sanchez.

[QUOTE=weezerfan]now that mike ness had reunited with his father, made lvoe with amy cuttingsworth, and got that band together, social discovery channel...he decided he should hang his apron up, and quit his job as head chef at jack in the box..he only did this because jack in the box, sold hamburgers, not hot dogs.....he had always had a love for hot dogs, because as a child, hot dogs would keep him warm while his mother was up late watching her taped re runs of sally jessie raphiel. mr ness did not like sallys show...not one bit. but he did like pittsuburg pennsylvania, not only because of their fine newspaper, the pittsburg star, but because the metropolitan area had the finest restaurants in all of the penn state region, even better than....you guessed it... big joes diner, which was located int he heart of colorado...now i know i said earlier that the restaurant was in the penn state region....but thats only because burt mc cracken set up a similar restaurant entitled "where is waldos hat" now this is not to be confused witht hte childrens book where is waldo.....because you see children...waldo is jewish....[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.hop.com[/url]

Wow doc, you paid attention to that block of crap?

i just looked at it in it's whole, and thought man, this kid needs this site.

That was James Spader in Wild Things.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]That was James Spader in Wild Things.[/QUOTE]
no, it was kevin bacon

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Owned.

Who deleted my goatse?

I don't get it :confused:

you cannot prove that point, because that point is not true.

[QUOTE=chips88]I don't get it :confused:[/QUOTE]
I posted a link to goatse for his weak diarrhea link. They both got deleted I guess goatse isn't "suitable" at 1:00a.m.

Or at anytime for that matter. :p

I was quoting Family Guy you asses.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]I was quoting Family Guy you asses.[/QUOTE]
You need to watch more porno.

Porno > Family Guy

Reiner, listen to my new band.

[url]http://www.purevolume.com/semanticsthe[/url]

the semen tics!

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]You need to watch more porno.

Porno > Family Guy[/QUOTE]I've done it twice already today.

[QUOTE=DrGolovaCroxby]Reiner, listen to my new band.

[url]http://www.purevolume.com/semanticsthe[/url][/QUOTE]"Rockin' since 1999," new?

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]I was quoting Family Guy you asses.[/QUOTE]

oh, hahaha. Man, I was so confused, I was like, what is this kid talking about.

He's the new singer.

Ahh gotcha.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]"Rockin' since 1999," new?[/QUOTE]


new in the sense that I just joined.

What's that point? No one reads that...