i was talking to mappy

ok my mom said that we can stay up till 1:00 if we stay quiet and keep the volume on the TV down lol who took my beanbag chair!!!

guys lets see if there's any dirty movies on HBO

[QUOTE=mathjic;17351539]bourbon + videogames = adulthood[/QUOTE]

pulling cones seems common amongst video game nerds i've found

i just started getting hbo again i hope they start airing gstring divas again!!!

sounds slutty

@Iluvatar Have you watched True Blood on HBO?

[quote=Iluvatar;17351575]i just started getting hbo again i hope they start airing gstring divas again!!![/quote]
lmao good show


what was the other one again? Real sex or something

i need a British mail-order bride, any body got connects?

we have HBO at work and one time we watched it during closing

yeah I [I]almost [/I]popped one, but I had enough self control

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17351581]i need a British mail-order bride, any body got connects?[/QUOTE]

idk about british but heres the filipino one my dad asked me to sign him up for and put his credit card numbers in for

http://www.cebuanas.com/

looks awfully sketchy but he bagged his bride

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17351581]i need a British mail-order bride, any body got connects?[/QUOTE]

idk about british but heres the filipino one my dad asked me to sign him up for and put his credit card numbers in for

http://www.cebuanas.com/

looks awfully sketchy but he bagged his bride

[QUOTE=mathjic;17351579]@Iluvatar Have you watched True Blood on HBO?[/QUOTE]

no i hear its a good show but isnt it about vampires or some ****

[QUOTE=mathjic;17351579]@Iluvatar Have you watched True Blood on HBO?[/QUOTE]

thats a really good show

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17351586]idk about british but heres the filipino one my dad asked me to sign him up for and put his credit card numbers in for

http://www.cebuanas.com/

looks awfully sketchy but he bagged his bride[/QUOTE]
Eww that's gross as hell

I want a proper British girl thats like a mix between lily allen, my ex-girlfriend and that girl i used to like in 8th grade who barely knew i existed

if its not a country full of wannabe refugees due to poor living conditions you are pretty much facing an uphill battle in the mail order bride scheme of things

unless of course you come across a british human slaver somehow

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17351587]no i hear its a good show but isnt it about vampires or some ****[/QUOTE]

Yeah I was reading about it the other day, looks good.

@imperial - worth buying on DVD?

I know a girl who moved here from England and said she wanted to be a mail-order bride but now she has me blocked on instant messenger so i dont know how wed negotiate the deal

denied

the more and more i see jaundice talk about women the more i think he's a really awkward stalker of women

I can actually see where you're coming from

but in reality its more like im an awkward guy that gets stalked by women

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17351606]I can actually see where you're coming from

but in reality its more like im an awkward guy that gets stalked by women[/QUOTE]
jaundice is in denial

I couldn't make this up, I haven't been creepy since I was like 12

youve post about how two women wont talk to you and are afraid to see you

post how women stalk [i]you[/i]

well, both times I was talking about the same person

and this same person used to obsess over me and talk about wanting to drug me and rape me and ****

...

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17351622]well, both times I was talking about the same person

and this same person used to obsess over me and talk about wanting to drug me and rape me and ****[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i28.tinypic.com/hrlmdz.jpg[/img]

I had that coming.

:lol:

mcp = more 4chan-y than me