christmas dinner wasnt bad at all, i got 50 dollars

the ones im going to see tomorrow are jewish tho, ill probably get a board game

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17717346]just go for an hour or two, free grub[/QUOTE]

if i go ill have to stay the entire time, and we've got food at home. the food there might be better but my parents will probably bring some home for me.

my dad just made the weirdest joke ive ever heard in my life

my brother was talking about the NIN song The Day the Whole World Went Away

and my dad said "is that the song that people who live in Kentwood wrote after Brittany Spears moved out? Because she's a hoe?"

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17717358]my dad just made the weirdest joke ive ever heard in my life

my brother was talking about the NIN song The Day the Whole World Went Away

and my dad said "is that the song that people who live in Kentwood wrote after Brittany Spears moved out? Because she's a hoe?"[/QUOTE]

how [i]depraved[/i]

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17717358]my dad just made the weirdest joke ive ever heard in my life

my brother was talking about the NIN song The Day the Whole World Went Away

and my dad said "is that the song that people who live in Kentwood wrote after Brittany Spears moved out? Because she's a hoe?"[/QUOTE]

ahahaha wtf

awkward dad jokes ftw

also hey my estranged uncle I've never met called and i answered

i really wanted to sit down and have a talk with him, i just got his number and said i'd have my dad call him back

idk i just think it'd be fun to say hey we've never met but every time i get caught with drugs or alcohol my parents tell me they're afraid i'll end up like you

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17717371]idk i just think it'd be fun to say hey we've never met but every time i get caught with drugs or alcohol my parents tell me they're afraid i'll end up like you[/QUOTE]

:lol:

he sounds like a fun guy

he apparently has an on and off homeless thing going, and periodically calls up my dad claiming to be doing well in a band

there was something about him being arrested for murder but he was acquitted

Yeah I have an aunt who is a crack addicted prostitute every time one of my sisters would **** up as a teenager it was all "You don't want to end up like Auntie Nerrell do you?"

when my kids **** up i'll tell them

now now sweetie do you really want to end up like mommy

so much weird itt omg

sup paul

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more chat plzz

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i could only hope to do something so bold and rebellious in my lifetime

bored

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experimenting with equaliser settings

I don't know what to settle on

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sounds pretty good idk

i usually just set a few channels up and EQ them on a hunch, then put the instruments up to them and hope it works out

idk its sounding a lot better than before i ever looked at the EQ, those early Pink and Yellow pieces are so flat sounding

[QUOTE=weaboo;17717440][IMG]http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4914/29579906.png[/IMG]

sounds pretty good idk[/QUOTE]

you are vanilla flavour

boring

vanilla is rebellious tbh

the average wants chocolate

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17717444]vanilla is rebellious tbh

the average wants chocolate[/QUOTE]

truer words have rarely been spoken

looks like ill be up all night eating and watching porn

Vanilla is popular like how the name Mohammed is popular. You'd never guess.

I like to get Neopolitan and only eat the vanilla and strawberry, i suppose that's dangerous psychopath behavior.

[QUOTE=weaboo;17717450]looks like ill be up all night eating and watching animal photographs[/QUOTE]

santa knows when you're sleeping, he ain't coming if you're up jackin it

[QUOTE=adb;17717459]santa knows when you're sleeping, he ain't coming if you're up jackin it[/QUOTE]

oh somebody's gonna be coming all right

no homo?

elim is a japanese girl so it doesnt count

merry christmas niggas

all 120 guests have finally cleared out of my house HALLELUJAH

120? how big is your house

418 sq. metres

with the basement included its 585 sq metres

i have no idea how many square metres my house is

around 4300 sq ft

lol rich

mines like 1000 square feet lol

its a charming little three bedroom one bathroom shack

i only do because i had to help build this damn house

i lost a toe when an I-beam smashed my foot


also yeah im so rich we're getting evicted in March THANKS GENERAL MOTORS

loooool

looooool timjims missing a toe and a gullbladder !


whats next

damn, which toe? does it look weird