sup bros hows life

Feels good, man. u?

got jury duty tomorrow. hoping for a double cop murder or something cool i dont want embezzlement or grand theft auto or something pussy like that

its your duty as an american to get out of jury duty and you failed

Yeah, I got out of mine.

Haha yeah no way I'd go to jury doody.

Sup bruhs.

Not much, decided not to go to a party tonight that would've likely been boring, almost entirely beer-less and would have probably been over at around 12 o'clock.

How about you guys?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18029740]Haha yeah no way I'd go to jury doody.

Sup bruhs.[/QUOTE]

couple weeks ago some skank was dodging jury duty, and the judge was like "**** this".

he literally had her brought in wearing wrist and ankle cuffs. :lol:

Nodding out pretty hard, gonna play Oblivion for a little while. I'm really antsy because I'm hanging out with cute girls again tonight. :3

just kill yourself already

haha

stop nodding off

huh?

was telling justin

gonna have a lazy day today, just gonna lie back and maybe read some bret easton ellis

edit - and watch the inception trailer over and over again

I DID THAT 1 TIME but it was a rental and a smashed it on purpose in a concert and said i farted and it broke bc it smelt the fart and everyone believed it XD :D :) im still farting right now XD LOL ROTFL!

/head explodes

watching a documentary on obsessive compulsive disorder

oh and i found out earlier every one in my family has it including me

lol made-up diseases

jk bro dont get all sensitive

well everyone's OCD to a certain extent

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18029855]watching a d0cumentary on obsessive compulsive disorder

oh and i found out earlier every one in my family has it including me[/QUOTE]

you have ocd but never noticed

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

makes him weird

i didnt notice because i thought it was completely normal human behaviour

it is completely normal human behaviour you are completely normal

gimme your worst ocd behavior

sometimes i have to pat my head seven times as fast as i can

I dont like to be around sharp objects because i'm afraid of them cutting my dick or eyes or that i might involuntarily kill my family with them

Don't like to be around small children cause im afraid i'll rape them

also i sometimes get scared that random , everyday things like going outside or drinking a cup of juice might turn me into a paranoid shizophrenic

crap like that

also i can't look at any human being without immediately picturing their dick / omnibus

That's kind of strange.

I have this thing where I sort of worry every time theres a plane or helicopter over my house that it's gonna crash into my room

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18029880]I dont like to be around sharp objects because i'm afraid of them cutting my dick or eyes or that i might involuntarily kill my family with them

Don't like to be around small children cause im afraid i'll rape them

also i sometimes get scared that random , everyday things like going outside or drinking a cup of juice might turn me into a paranoid shizophrenic

crap like that

also i can't look at any human being without immediately picturing their dick / omnibus[/QUOTE]

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