hi everybody

ive not been on the internet [i]for a week[/i], and its weird, ive really enjoyed not using it

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]My sister's ex had a phobia of squirrels and used to through rocks at them :([/QUOTE]

Probability of making things worse for herself: high!


/imagines revenge of the squirrels, with flying squirrels for paratroopers and acorn throwing and the gnashing of teeth

[QUOTE=tumples]hi everybody

ive not been on the internet [i]for a week[/i], and its weird, ive really enjoyed not using it[/QUOTE]
Ok guys.... he's either lying or has been absorbed into an internet hating cult and they've obviously brain washed him with stupid ideas that the internet isn't the single best place on earth.

^^^ i agree, tell the truth tumples, what cult have you joined?

Thanks for the Claypool recommendations JF :).

i have joined the "my grandparents dont have an ethernet port" cult

i missed mx a little bit *ashamed*

Only a little bit :upset:

Meh I'm really bored right now. I've been looking around for a job on [I]jobcenter plus![/I], the ones that I'd like all need training of somesort and there is a perfect on but it's too far away from where I stay :(

[QUOTE=Zowë]Only a little bit :upset:

Meh I'm really bored right now. I've been looking around for a job on [I]jobcenter plus![/I], the ones that I'd like all need training of somesort and there is a perfect on but it's too far away from where I stay :([/QUOTE]
Ghey... I'm getting a job in a pub I hate. Wooo.

I'll swap you?! :p

There is a lovely resturant nearby that's got a temp vacancy for 3months, varied evening hours - it's all perfect. But you need previous training and I've got none...
darnit!
lol anyhoo tea time for me :)

say that youre a quick learner and you pick things up really quick, or something

[QUOTE=Zowë]I'll swap you?! :p

There is a lovely resturant nearby that's got a temp vacancy for 3months, varied evening hours - it's all perfect. But you need previous training and I've got none...
darnit!
lol anyhoo tea time for me :)[/QUOTE]
I sure would. Enjoy your tea :)

It says that those without prior experiance "need not apply"

[QUOTE=Zowë]It says that those without prior experiance "need not apply"[/QUOTE]
Did that stop *insert famous person here*? No.

Just lie.

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]Did that stop *insert famous person here*? No.[/QUOTE]
:lol:
[QUOTE=PAJJ]Just lie.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure that'll backfire!

Them= "right on you go Zo, set that table properly and fold the napkins and sh[I]i[/I]t"
me= "ARGHHHHHHHHH" /runs out the door

[QUOTE=Zowë]:lol:

I'm pretty sure that'll backfire!

Them= "right on you go Zo, set that table properly and fold the napkins and sh[I]i[/I]t"
me= "ARGHHHHHHHHH" /runs out the door[/QUOTE]
You're how old and you don't know how to set a table? Oh Zowe....

On a fabulous note- I can make a bishop's hat :smoke:

:(
I mean, I don't know how to set it properly, with all the millions of forks and knifes!!
Anyway I've taken down the details for it and I'm going to give her a call on Monday and see what she says!

[QUOTE=Zowë]:(
I mean, I don't know how to set it properly, with all the millions of forks and knifes!!
Anyway I've taken down the details for it and I'm going to give her a call on Monday and see what she says![/QUOTE]
:lol: bless ya. Sounds like a good plan.

*hands Zowe a million gazillion knives and forks*

Get to work girl... you've got some practising to do.

*cracks whip*

whapppeesh
ouch :upset:

A million gazillion knives and forks to sort,
A million gazillion knives and forks.
Take one down, try and put it into the right place but fail miserably....
So a million gazillion knives and forks left to sort.

Chop chop.

Time for my tea, I want them done by the time I come back. Though I may have a few glasses of wine so I may forget.

Oh you slavedriver you :p

[url]http://i3.tinypic.com/11hgqpu.jpg[/url]

Omg.

I'm, like, totally gonna not fail my A levels.

I feel confident enough to come back on here and know it's not going to take up my whole life...


so, sup'?

"Why Marge It's to Scratch your as[SIZE="2"]s[/SIZE] with, dear"

[QUOTE=Refl]Omg.

I'm, like, totally gonna not fail my A levels.

I feel confident enough to come back on here and know it's not going to take up my whole life...


so, sup'?[/QUOTE]
what exams you got

*enters thread*

*looks at Zowe's attempt*

Very good darling. You can sleep inside tonight.

[QUOTE=tumples]what exams you got[/QUOTE]


Politics
Maths
History
Chemistry.


ALL on the 6th and 7th. I'm in isolation.

[QUOTE=Cowboy from hell]Looking for some people to jam with over summer, i've been away from guitar for about 18 months and have recently started getting back into it.

Looking to play some good old metal. what you say?

I run LTD V-350 through zoom 707II into a marshal MG100

I also have a smaller Park amp, and a digitech death metal that someone could play through, even sing through if need be as i have a mic n stuff.

[url]www.myspace.com/xenophobe0[/url]

[email]ridethelightning_bd@msn.com[/email] (Dave)[/QUOTE]


I thought you joined a band :confused:

Oh this foo's from the Hull are btw :p

Is it me or is the internet rather broken tonight?

It's you! :p

Meh I don't know I've been away for a while...

[QUOTE=Flower Dance]Is it me or is the internet rather broken tonight?[/QUOTE]
MX keeps breaking on me for a few minutes at a time.

Ha ha Sezer got evicted!! Arrogant prick. A record 91.6%. And I vowed I would never watch BB..... I feel so ashamed.

Who was he up against?

Lea and Richard. But he made a comment to Imogen (the pretty one) "If I'm up against you then all the girls are gonna vote for me aren't they? I'm sorry *pats head*".

[QUOTE=Refl]Politics
Maths
History
Chemistry.


ALL on the 6th and 7th. I'm in isolation.[/QUOTE]

dang dude, isolation sucks :(

//

w00t, Monsters of Rock tomorrow :cool:

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]Lea and Richard. But he made a comment to Imogen (the pretty one) "If I'm up against you then all the girls are gonna vote for me aren't they? I'm sorry *pats head*".[/QUOTE]
He's a prick. Im not happy if he went out, id only be happy if a studio light fell on his head.

Lol, i set up a trap on Hitman: Blood Moneys, which did exactly that.

[quote=Flower Dance]Is it me or is the internet rather broken tonight?[/quote]

It's kind of broken for me, google doesn't work again, along with loads of other sites.

Mine's fine... it was a bit dodgy yesterday. I was trying to download that movie 'Hard Candy'. After 2 days of downloading and making my internet go slower than dial up I tried to watch the movie but it was sound.

In french.

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]Lea and Richard. But he made a comment to Imogen (the pretty one) "If I'm up against you then all the girls are gonna vote for me aren't they? I'm sorry *pats head*".[/QUOTE]
That's the booby one and the gay one, right?
Yeah, I don't watch it! I saw a bit this evening and that was enough. If I was in there I wouldn't have killed that stupid whiny one already.
"omg... I can't take thisss"

just got in from football

man im drained

i hate everyone in this thread

[QUOTE=Zowë]That's the booby one and the gay one, right?
Yeah, I don't watch it! I saw a bit this evening and that was enough. If I was in there I wouldn't have killed that stupid whiny one already.
"omg... I can't take thisss"[/QUOTE]
She speaks so strangely...

She was speaking to the he-she and was saying:

Her: So you are gay right- cause you still have a pe[SIZE="2"]ni[/SIZE]s?
Sam: Well yeah- but I consider myself a woman.
Her: But you do realise you can only ever go for gay men right? You do know that?

Idiot.

[quote=Squirrel]just got in from football

man im drained

i hate everyone in this thread[/quote]
and we hate you
any reason why?