Were they chasing you and you stopped and said "Man, we gotta hide!" and your accomplice said "Quick! In here!" and you jumped into a bush and the two security guards ran right past and then ou poked your heads out and said "phew!"?

[QUOTE=Brew]I don't actually know how it got cracked, but its cracked...I'm still using it though, everything works fine apart from a few black blobs on the screen and some nice rippling crack lines (insert gay joke here), odds are I won't be able to get it fixed for ages due to lack of money, bah.[/QUOTE]
Damn that sucks.
I hope to be getting one soon. I hope I'm more careful :p

[QUOTE=PAJJ]lol, What you been you to for you to be jumping into hedges?
I jumped into a bush of stinging nettles, it's not pleasant :( you'd think at twenty I'd know what stinging nettles look like.[/QUOTE]

Theres some bushes near Morrisons. So on the way back from the pics my mate goes " on 3 jump in the hedge" so I said ok. So I dived back first into the hedge. He laughs at me getting stuck. And now my back is scratched to pieces. I hope it scars it would look kick *** :cool:

[QUOTE=Salle D'attente]Theres some bushes near Morrisons. So on the way back from the pics my mate goes " on 3 jump in the hedge" so I said ok. So I dived back first into the hedge. He laughs at me getting stuck. And now my back is scratched to pieces. I hope it scars it would look kick *** :cool:[/QUOTE]
Morrisons ftl.


Theres these bushes outside of the pub i go in, we all got drunk and dived into them, found out they was thorn bushes, got coverd in scratchs, blood, and stuff. My mate got a throne pretty deap in his hand, pulled it out, and bled like mad.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]
Ah the joys of legal medication, well hope you get better soon.[/QUOTE]
It was better when I was in Hospital with Apendicitis, and the whole ward to myself, every film you could think of, and Morphine at the push of a button.

And if you want cool looking scars, get your appendix out.

Thanks Everyone.
[QUOTE=PAJJ]lol, What you been you to for you to be jumping into hedges?
I jumped into a bush of stinging nettles, it's not pleasant :( you'd think at twenty I'd know what stinging nettles look like.[/QUOTE]
Wow, your like the oldest man EVER!

Having scratches on your back is a good way to get people impressed.

I don't need to explain why;)

lawl

'sup Ol

You know what my life has gotten so boring I'm playing Runescape.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Having scratches on your back is a good way to get people impressed.
I don't need to explain why;)[/QUOTE]
This is true!

I've rediscoverd Manic Street Preachers :D
I'm listening to The Holy Bible album just now.

'sup Pat.

The Manics are awesome... This is my truth, tell me yours is one of my alltime favourite albums.

NP: Hollow ~ Pantera \m/

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]NP: Hollow ~ Pantera \m/[/QUOTE]
Doood!

Pantera are annoying, and they're too Stop Start for me.

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]Were they chasing you and you stopped and said "Man, we gotta hide!" and your accomplice said "Quick! In here!" and you jumped into a bush and the two security guards ran right past and then ou poked your heads out and said "phew!"?[/QUOTE]

PLEASE write a book

[QUOTE=Atomic Rain]PLEASE write a book[/QUOTE]
Hey moaner, whats up?

Jamming sessions
 

Looking for some people to jam with over summer, i've been away from guitar for about 18 months and have recently started getting back into it.

Looking to play some good old metal. what you say?

I run LTD V-350 through zoom 707II into a marshal MG100

I also have a smaller Park amp, and a digitech death metal that someone could play through, even sing through if need be as i have a mic n stuff.

[url]www.myspace.com/xenophobe0[/url]

[email]ridethelightning_bd@msn.com[/email] (Dave)

EDIT: Location - Beverley/Hull

/listens to Les Claypools new album :cool:

ping pong shlap shlap ping

:lol:

:eek: YOU HAVE IT!?

I'm seeking it out tomorrow

Atomic Rain: I intended to this year. I might have another go this summer :smoke:

I don't technically [I]have[/I] it, I downloaded it :upset:

:eek: [I]Zowë[/I]!?

Found a best song yet?

I'm gonna give you one better
[I]Just you wait and see[/I]

[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/5036516.stm[/url]

KILLER PIGS!!

Sorry :(
It only took 15 mintues! haha YAY

[I]Iowan Girl[/I] is my favourite so far on the album.

[QUOTE=Untitled][url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/5036516.stm[/url]

KILLER PIGS!![/QUOTE]
Arghh killed by a big moving sausage - what a way to go :(

Les Claypool ftw :cool:

[QUOTE=hmv.co.uk]
Of Whales & Woe
Les Claypool

Release date: [B]5-6-2006[/B]
AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER
[/QUOTE]

Ugh

:(
I read somewhere that it came out 3 days ago :-/
maybe it came out in 'merica earlier....

Fod

Pffft, ten minutes Mr Jumpthegun

Yeah, the website says it's out now, but on ebay as well there's just a naff promo cd of it.

His book's out soon too :eek:

Yeah you keep telling yourself that. MX clock, overwise we'd all be arguing when it's actually 00:00.
This claypool chap have clean vocals? You guys keep chatting about him, might have to check him out.

Is anyone else going to Monsters of Rock on Saturday?

Surely official uk thread = GMT?

His vocals? lol. Clean but ... interesting.

well i would of thought so alwell, but i didn't make the rules.
interestings good, just not much of a fan of screamed/growled,

Oh no, he doesn't do any of that.

[url]http://www.lesclaypool.com/home/[/url]

There's a sample of his new album on there

Ah sounds good, truly awesome bass going on, will have to pick up an album.

i'm off night MX :wave:

Get any of these to start off with:

[U]Colonel Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade[/U]
Live Frogs Set 1
Purple Onion

[U]Primus[/U]
Sailing The Seas Of Cheese
Pork Soda
Tales From The Punchbowl

[U]Colonel Claypool's Bucket Of Bernie Brains[/U]
Big Eyeball In The Sky

In aprticular the Primus one's, and of those I'd get Sailing... first and you can't go wrong :thumb:

Night

Night peeps :)

:eek:
What are people doing in this thread at this hour?

Night Zowe :wave:

I'm off too. G'night

[quote=Flower Dance]:eek:
What are people doing in this thread at this hour?[/quote]

Saying goodnight, by the looks of it.

I think we should plot.

Morning *waves*

'sup mx

Hello Pat, how are you?

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]Hello Pat, how are you?[/QUOTE]
My sister has a tee-shirt saying the same as you're avatar. Im sure she is actully a lesbian.