[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13395832]Well..

I could convince a college that gay is heriditary. You'd think if I was 1/4 black gay I could go to college free?[/QUOTE]

Maybe if you were 4/4...


That's minority money x infinity

Ive never met a gay black guy now that I think about it

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13395853]Ive never met a gay black guy now that I think about it[/QUOTE]

How many gay people do you really meet though.

edit: I'm gay and black...?

I have to move furniture for my Alzheimer's Great Grandmother tommorow.

Your bi and black.

And my dads boyfriend was Ms Gay Louisiana last year, so I actually know quite a few of them funny boys.

[url]http://download.yousendit.com/0EE2CD4E58B74F49[/url]
There ya go, Jcs.

Why is it Ms.?

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13395872]Your bi and black[B]**[/B]
And my dads boyfriend was Ms Gay Louisiana last year, so I actually know quite a few of them funny boys.[/QUOTE]

**white as snow

Phils indian name is Skinny White Legs according to Martin

[QUOTE=User Name;13395882][url]http://download.yousendit.com/0EE2CD4E58B74F49[/url]
There ya go, Jcs.

Why is it Ms.?[/QUOTE]

Thanks, you're a peach :) :)

Alright, I'm gonna go to bed. 'Night everyone!

Hello casual.

Hey sexy.

hey jesse(?)

Rawr. So, I stole a baseball bat from scene kids house tonight.

It was wood, I couldn't resist. :naughty:

Yes, Jesse.

Hello, Jack.

You people are boring, spice up my life.

Wanna make out?
I heard from a bird, you have a big how-do-you-say... penis?

is this so? :naughty:

Never heard of it. What is it?

I'm doing a speech on Marcel Duchamp.

Want my "flawless" B paper?:p

Yes.
I was planning on just talking about his paintings technically, instead of his "significance" in Europe.

1) Title: Nude Descending a Staircase No. 2

2) Name of artist: Duchamp, Marcel

3) Date created: 1912

4) Media: Oil on canvas

5) Style/Period: Cubo-Futurist, France

6) Stylistic Context: This painting exhibits such an interesting culmination of modernist styles it is no wonder why it was so upsetting when it was unveiled European modernity before the academic art minded crowd of New York circa 1913. This piece served as the genesis of American modernity, its formless fusion of Cezanne’s cubism with the Italian Futurist’s passion for dynamism to depict a tubular, almost, robotic woman’s descent down a staircase. The ambiguity of the female’s form, much like an artist’s wooden model, gives credence to the notion that perhaps Duchamp was the progenitor of Dada.

7) Subject: What is displayed in this piece is the frame-by-frame dynamism of a nude female figure descending a staircase.

8) Description: This composition could be described in one of two ways, the Teddy Roosevelt way, as “an explosion in a shingle factory” or as a series of dynamic blurs which trail the movements of an overly simplified woman, which much resembles a wooden artist’s model, descending a staircase. Her world is one of monochrome with warm earthy tones of umber and brown, she herself is variety of tan shades to accentuate the color scheme. With each step she takes her previous move is consumed by brown and converted to shadow. The stairs seem to retract below her very feet, disappearing beneath her; although they retract, they still give the piece an asymmetrical feel with their leading line. The woman’s body in the final frame of her captured motion resembles Papier Mache with the way contrasting darks and lights make her body pop off the canvas, giving the viewer’s mind the sense that her physique is perhaps something tangible.

9) Symbolism: According to some, this painting is symbolic of the one fatal flaw of Cubism, motionlessness. Rather than painting the nude from multiple view points at one moment he portrays the woman from one view at multiple moments-essentially inverting Cubist theory.

10) Personal commentary: I selected this painting because it was something I was familiar with, never mind the fact that I could not find enough information on the other paintings I had thought about writing the analysis on, but through researching Duchamp and this painting it became more endearing. The sheer strength of which this painting was rebuked when unveiled, both times, and to what end it haunted Duchamp both resonate an immediate response. The more enjoyable aspects of this work include the fact that you can stare at it for extended periods of time and continue to find new things, as far as taste-nude cannot be beat. Seriously though, I am comfortable with this painting I do not find it truly shocking and generally enjoy the fact that it was found to be such.

11) One interesting fact: The piece had been rejected from the French Salon des Indépendants, a Cubist art exhibition, about a year prior to its 1913 showing at the Armory Show in New York City. It should be noted that the French “academic Cubist group” which juried and rejected the piece were made up of Duchamp’s peers and brothers; they thought that the subject matter was too traditional, the title was too cartoonish, and it was poking fun at Cubism.

Granted, I'll have to re-word it some, and give it a biting sarcastic edge, but thank you.

Why did you only get a B on it? I would have given you over 90. But then again, I'm just an art teacher......oh wait, no, I'm not.

I really have no idea, he said it was flawless and gave me a 17.33/20 (86%)
I want to ask him about it but I don't wanna seem like a little bitch.

Wow, my internet died for like ten minutes there.

Just pull the old "I want to know how to make the next one better" line.

with your feet in the air and your head on the ground...

I definatly dominated an apush test today.

Hey, I'm back once again. What's new guys?

^Ferdinsatch:I hated AP US so much...

Wo ist mein "mind"?

I owned a Physics test today. 100%. H'alright.

Brad: I saw it under the sink.

[QUOTE=The Brad;13396400]Wo ist mein "mind"?[/QUOTE]

try this trick and spin it, yeah.






whats up?

[QUOTE=progmegood;13396404]I owned a Physics test today. 100%. H'alright.[/QUOTE]

I love physics so much...

It's so easy, it's great.

[QUOTE=jcs497;13396391]Hey, I'm back once again. What's new guys?

^Ferdinsatch:I hated AP US so much...[/QUOTE]

Some guy just bought a 506, ha.

APUSH grade= :eek:

[QUOTE=progmegood;13396415]It's so easy, it's great.[/QUOTE]

Yes.


Tell me about a good math rock band I haven't heard before.

So, apparently Im getting a schecter.

Not much, not much.
Just designing a menu for a sushi restaurant.

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13396418]So, apparently Im getting a schecter.[/QUOTE]

Spectors are better.

[QUOTE=jcs497;13396417]Yes.


Tell me about a good math rock band I haven't heard before.[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming you've heard of Don Caballero.

So....Battles? Ghosts and Vodka?

[QUOTE=progmegood;13396423]I'm assuming you've heard of Don Caballero.

So....Battles? Ghosts and Vodka?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, Don Caballero rules. I'll try to find something by the other 2. Thankes

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