[QUOTE=Cocaine;15527371]
I don't actually know if you were joking, but I'm not.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I was joking. :lol:

Mutiilation is really bad from what I've heard.

[I]Remains...[/I] is definitely bad, I have no idea why the **** people consistently rate it as a classic.

Agree 100%

I got that album after reading all of the positive reviews on M-A and thought it was absolutely terrible.

[QUOTE=Silenius;15527680][I]Remains...[/I] is definitely bad, I have no idea why the **** people consistently rate it as a classic.[/QUOTE]

All the reviews I read for it are so hilarious. They're usually like

"Absolutely sloppy drumming mirrors torture and misanthropy while immensely terrible guitar leads torture teh listener.

5/5".

My soundoff on the review site is:

[QUOTE]Remains Of A Ruined, Dead, Cursed Soul is cool from the raw and primal side of things, but from a logical view point it's atrocious. The slower parts are decent, and the vocals are effectively horrific, but honestly this is just completely ridiculous.

The first track is what it would sound like if you were to try and teach a 3 year old to play guitar leads, and the drumming is hilariously out of time. While only the first track seems to be plagued by horrifically bad guitar lines, the out of time drumming continues for the rest of the album.

Sure it's rare, and therefore sought after and horribly overrated, but I'd like to put emphasis on the horrible. One of the dumbest, and shittiest albums I've ever heard.

The perfect example of raw Black Metal done wrong.
[/QUOTE]

and some idiot wrote one saying

[QUOTE]This is an excellent black metal album. Obviously the below reviewer doesn't know much about black metal. Stop focusing on the aesthetics and technical points of things and review the actual music, instead of sharing your opinion on the guitar lines and "out of time" drumming. Maybe you'd be better off reviewing power metal or something.
Listen to Possessed and Immortal. Seriously, that song is beautiful.
[/QUOTE]

[quote]Stop focusing on the aesthetics and technical points of things and review the actual music[/quote]
hahahaha

That album IS torture. :lol:


I love that second review, "don't focus on the music or the aesthetics, and then you'll understand the beauty of the music".

I think I'm gonna review that album on the site if I can get myself to listen to it again.

[I]Hail Sathanas, we are the Black Legions[/I] is ace.

Yeah, that and Vampires of Black Imperial Blood are alright.

Hell I just got Beherit - Oath of the Black Blood but it's an APE file. Is it worth my time converting it or downloading a player that can play ape files?

No.

Yeah I'm sure you can find a non APE file version somewhere.

Is any Beherit any good? I got the whole disco but I ain't gonna bother if its all crap.

Drawing Down the Moon is pretty good.

[QUOTE=ZapatoDiablo;15528068]Hell I just got Beherit - Oath of the Black Blood but it's an APE file. Is it worth my time converting it or downloading a player that can play ape files?[/QUOTE]
are those a filetype specifically intended for rap songs or something

Yeah Drawing Down the Moon rules, heard some stuff off Oath but wasn't impressed.

Have been considering trying out a dark ambient album of theirs just for the hell of it.

[quote]I got the whole [B]disco[/B] but I ain't gonna bother if its all crap.[/quote]

[center][size=+4][B][COLOR="Pink"]BEHERIT [/COLOR][COLOR="LemonChiffon"]DANCE[/COLOR] [COLOR="PaleTurquoise"]PARTY[/COLOR][/B][/size][/center]

Yes, DDTM is great.

[QUOTE=Dargon;15528099]are those a filetype specifically intended for rap songs or something[/QUOTE]
Its a lossless audio type file. (not sure if I got your joke lol)

[QUOTE=Eliminator;15528104][center][size=+4][B][COLOR="Pink"]BEHERIT [/COLOR][COLOR="LemonChiffon"]DANCE[/COLOR] [COLOR="PaleTurquoise"]PARTY[/COLOR][/B][/size][/center][/QUOTE]
hellz yeah, Beats of Dancenation is the best song on TOoBB

[quote]Its a lossless audio type file. (not sure if I got your joke lol)[/quote]
nah it's just that rap is a type of rythmic chanting performed by anthropomorphic apes, so the filetype was "ape" indicating some association with rap.

Incantations of evil
[COLOR="Pink"][B]oon-tss oon-tss[/B][/COLOR]
Spells black of Satan
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"][B]oon-tss oon-tss[/B][/COLOR]
Satanic power from hell
[COLOR="PaleTurquoise"][B]oon-tss oon-tss[/B][/COLOR]
From dark crystal rooms
[COLOR="Pink"][B]oon-tss oon-tss[/B][/COLOR]

Black souls of darkness
[B][COLOR="LemonChiffon"]oon-tss chh-ss[/COLOR][/B]
Dark ones of evil
[B][COLOR="PaleTurquoise"]oon-tss chh-ss[/COLOR][/B]
Baptized in fire
[B][COLOR="Pink"]oon-tss chh-ss[/COLOR][/B]
Mystical death you will die!
[COLOR="PaleTurquoise"][B]oon-tss chh-ss[/B][/COLOR]

[i][RIGHT][B][COLOR="BLACK"]BlackArts[/COLOR][/B]
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Rituals are going
[COLOR="Pink"][B]oon-tss oon-tss[/B][/COLOR]
Hexcrafting and cursing
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"][B]oon-tss oon-tss[/B][/COLOR]
Proclaiming your death
[COLOR="PaleTurquoise"][B]oon-tss oon-tss[/B][/COLOR]
Magick, hate and death
[COLOR="Pink"][B]oon-tss oon-tss[/B][/COLOR]

is that the justice remix?!

ya it is

I'd have to put Beherit on the list of over-rated and over-hyped bands with Mutiilation.

Drawing Down the Moon is in no way overrated.

Yeah they are pretty far from overrated. Not too long ago they were absolutely hated.

too extreme for most kiddies

Even the old school vets used to hate them for some reason, haha.

There was even a band called F[I]u[/I]ck Beherit hehe.


Even DDTM isn't as good as it's made out to be. The mixing is laughable, and there's not much extreme about it tbh. If you can seriously explain why it's so good then please do, I think it's just like Mutiilations [I]Remains[/I], laughable production and average music.

When he whispers its sooo scawwy.

[QUOTE=Silenius;15529326]There was even a band called F[I]u[/I]ck Beherit hehe.


Even DDTM isn't as good as it's made out to be. The mixing is laughable, and there's not much extreme about it tbh. If you can seriously explain why it's so good then please do, I think it's just like Mutiilations [I]Remains[/I], laughable production and average music.[/QUOTE]

It's just flat out great. Extremely aggressive sounding and it never lets up. That's really all there is to it.