[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16096775]Hey everyone, what's up?[/QUOTE]

After I eat my pizza I'm gonna eat some Percocet and then smoke a bowl. What's up with you, dude?

Have you done LSD, Retired?

Not much, chillin now. Just got back from a sweet blunt ride.
Pizza sounds mad good right now.

The evening in the pub with all the students was really nice, but why does everyone have to have a girlfriend?! :upset:
i hate this...

/frustrated


I'm going to bed - i am such an emo ^^

I dont have a gf.

Me neither

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16096809]Have you done LSD, Retired?[/QUOTE]

No, I'm afraid I might freak out or something. I've done shrooms, though. That was pretty fun and changed my entire outlook on life. It was crazy.

EDIT: I don't have a gf either.

I have a girlfriend.

wow you must have had a gay outlook if thats all it took to change it

I have a fiancee.

Is he hot?

If by 'he' you mean my DD-breasted fiancee with an amazing vag, then yes.

mmmmm beer.


Evan when is your hot date?

Post-op. Nice.

I have a girlfriend.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16096843]wow you must have had a gay outlook if thats all it took to change it[/QUOTE]

It wasn't gay I just feel like looking back it was perhaps a bit narrow minded. I dunno, I can't really explain it that well.

[QUOTE=PinkFreud;16096873]Post-op. Nice.[/QUOTE]

Make 'em tight as a hamsters asshole now.

its tomorrow lunch brian. She txt me a smiley face this morning

:O you gonna get a side of poon with your sammie.

lol yeah ima bend her over the cafeteria tables and take her infront of a crowd of incredulous asian nerds who've only ever watched a pixelated version of what im doing

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16096903]She txt me a smiley face this morning[/QUOTE]

That means at least a boob-graze is guaranteed.

Sounds hot, and acceptable.

sup everybooody

wood

kekekeke

It was a wet noodle until you came.

i was a dry noodle until you came (all over my face)

[QUOTE=Eliminator;16096941]i was a dry noodle until you came (all over my face)[/QUOTE]

Bukkaki!
Gross!

Bukkake is hot.

freaksofcock


thats all I'll say

Damnit I had a hunch I spelled that wrong.

someone make my avatar bigger plz

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16096955]freaksofcock


thats all I'll say[/QUOTE]

Is that the name of a pr0n site?

Cuz I'm pretty sure this girl I go to school with was on it.
I know she's been on bangbus and cumfiesta.

If I could, I would.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16096960]Is that the name of a pr0n site?

Cuz I'm pretty sure this girl I go to school with was on it.
I know she's been on bangbus and cumfiesta.[/QUOTE]

yes


the loads are grossly big

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16096960]Is that the name of a pr0n site?

Cuz I'm pretty sure this girl I go to school with was on it.
I know she's been on bangbus and cumfiesta.[/QUOTE]
What's his name?

Mr. Ron, you're aware it's fake, right?

The cocks look sooooo fake, like they don't even try.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16096976]The cocks look sooooo fake, like they don't even try.[/QUOTE]

Lol fake cocks?

Cocks.

Yeah, it's like over a gallon per load. Obv fake.