If I listen to hardcore naked, is there something wrong?

yes

does no one get the humor in my story!?!
wtf you guys suck.

Good morning guys.

corning

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]If I listen to hardcore naked, is there something wrong?[/QUOTE]
Only if you're throwing down.

Dashboard are on MTV2. I haven't given D&S the time of day, but I'm going to listen to it in a minute.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]does no one get the humor in my story!?!
wtf you guys suck.[/QUOTE]
I've kidnapped girls and eatten them before. Now that is funny :naughty:

/post

/post

the sequel

:naughty:

haha o rly.

yes rly

Oh, okay.

Corn muffins = deliciousness.

very

/girl probs like usual

:confused:

i like this girl but she doestn know i exist and i doubt shes the dating/calling guys type and i dont know how to approach her and i know ull all say just be urself but thats easier said than done because that means id have to be picking my nose and making fart noises

Lawlz.

Be yourself minus the picking your nose and making farting noises.

then i wouldnt be myself

thats who i am

Fart on her for points.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is on TV! This is awesome!

*yawn*

Work was realy quite fun today.

First of all we was playing football in the store with this roled up ball of plastic wraping, then my supervisor (chris) hit a guy we work with (dan) in the head, so he "fell out" with him. Later on, my chris calls this dan ugly, so he falls out with him agian :lol:

Later on, the phone on the audio bar rung, so chris went and answered it and was talking to the other end, then they hung up. Next minute i hear him shout "dan, its something about DVDs, they need you...". "Chris walks past me and says "they hung up, noones on it" so my and chris are pissing ourselfs at dan stood there holding the phone to his ear with noone there.

Later on, Chris and Dan go into the warehouse, but then dan appears next to me and says "Chris is gonna get you called to go the warehouse.... dont go...", 30 seconds later "staff call : Antony Butler requiered in the warehouse please", so we " :rolleyes: " so we needed revenge.

In work, we have these big table sets, and there all kept in the back, and realy aukward to drag out, we only do it if a customer wants one. So we got a call for Chris too phone the audio up, and we told him to drag on out. But Dan was in the back with him, so he ended up doing it, so he draged it to the Audio, and we laughed and said "wtf, chris was supposed to get it, we dont realy want it....." we all laughed and joked about.

Heh, i bet that wasnt realy worth the read. But it was the best laugh ive had at work in a long time.

farting on her wont score me points itll just disgust her and shell hate me and then i wont be able to have sweet sex with her :(

I have a job interview at four! I'm mega nervous because I need a job WAY bad.

u guyz r going off topic

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]u guyz r going off topic[/QUOTE]
No, this is a multi topic thread, i was telling you about my day.

THE THREAD DOSNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wave:

yes it does

*nods*

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]farting on her wont score me points itll just disgust her and shell hate me and then i wont be able to have sweet sex with her :([/QUOTE]
She may still give you a handjob.

Does she have sweet boobies?

I got a BLT with no tomatoes and they put wayyy too much mayo on it.

It ruined the whole goddamn sandwich.

GIRLS are SO PICKY!

[QUOTE=nobodyblossomsforever]yes it does

*nods*[/QUOTE]
Nu uh.

The thread revolves around chels, 'cause shes a girl, and any red blooded male will know, the world revolved around girls.

*nods*

EDIT - and Rissa if shes about, i know shes posted but i dunno if shes actully still online.