Yes, beautiful

It floated as majestically as a unicorn, flying into the sunset under a rainbow.

I watched the Last Unicorn last night...

I watched the Last Unicorn last night...

What in the eff is that?

It's my birthday tomorrow, so everyone shower me with gifts!!!!!!!!!!

The big 1-6, eh?

Indeed.

[QUOTE=capri sun junkie]What in the eff is that?[/QUOTE]


It's a movie about a unicorn, effer.

[QUOTE=fat_****103]Indeed.[/QUOTE]

Con-gra-tu-la-tions

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]It's a movie about a unicorn, effer.[/QUOTE]

Well mother eff. Thats effed up yo.

[QUOTE=fat_****103]It's my birthday tomorrow, so everyone shower me with gifts!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
I will give you my cats virginity.

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]I will give you my cats virginity.[/QUOTE]

No thank you, money would be nice.

[QUOTE=fat_****103]No thank you, money would be nice.[/QUOTE]
1 and a half pennies Canadian is all I can spare.

[QUOTE=fat_****103]No thank you, money would be nice.[/QUOTE]


how about an e-hug?

hello

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]1 and a half pennies Canadian is all I can spare.[/QUOTE]
if i had sixty cents for everytime i had a dollar, i'd be canada

[QUOTE=newzealand_punk]hello[/QUOTE]
Ello sweet cheex.

wow, mx secks!

to make this thread interseting everyone contribute a joke.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]wow, mx secks![/QUOTE]

Silver's Place of Pleasure

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]wow, mx secks![/QUOTE]

butt secks :naughty:

A joke eh?
What's long and hard for a black man?























































The Third Grade!!!

o0o0o0, yay racism

You!!!
Tell a joke, that's what mr. new zealand says.

umm (this one gets 2 birds with one stone:)) why dont black parents want their kids to marry mexicans?











































cause they are afraid the grandkids would be too lazy too steal

Oooooohhhhh, that was a nice.

But how's about this?
How come black people's eyes are always red after sex?

















































It's from all the pepper spray!

haha, never heard that before, reps
why should you never stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?





























the black ones will steal your watch

Bahahaha!!!!
You win hands down. I love that one. Instant classic. Reps+

yay:D now its everyone elses turn to contribute! see if you can beat moi

look back a few pages my joke i stole off some site is there