i would tell you but i cant get back on my old account *very sad face* how much rep did i give you?

reps!!! :naughty: yay :D

like not many :lol:

*cries into keyboard. computer explodes in big puff of acrid smoke. cries some more and writes a poem about it*



God im emo sometimes!

any cats on msn?

Hey Kris

i got a handjob on friday haha :cool:

hello dave

[QUOTE=newzealand_punk]hello dave[/QUOTE]


Hello newzealand punk

and next time ciaran when i have got my lube i will let you penetrate me :naughty:

yeah baby

dave you are very scary man. but i like your lube *licks lips* you didnt tell me it wasnt for eating :(

Ah, the Brits alllllways have all the fun...

just call me adam :thumb:

[QUOTE=pikeled onion]dave you are very scary man. but i like your lube *licks lips* you didnt tell me it wasnt for eating :([/QUOTE]

*Groans* :naughty:

[QUOTE=pikeled onion]dave you are very scary man. but i like your lube *licks lips* you didnt tell me it wasnt for eating :([/QUOTE]

:naughty: i would give you rep for that but **** 24 hours

me too, i think. wait, let me see.

i think we should be able to recommend extraordinary posts to supermods, who can then give stars for them. if they are really good. like that one. and then everyone whos funny will get stars, and they will be meaningless. ah, but larger avatars :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=MILF Hunter]*Groans* :naughty:[/QUOTE]
funny that, cos your avatar has exactly the same expression as the last time i did that! :naughty:

*feels left out* :upset:

[QUOTE=newzealand_punk]*feels left out* :upset:[/QUOTE]

You have a mullet, you deserve to be

Do any of you guys know if Hospitals report it to the police when you're brought in with a drug overdose?

I'm back what happened? I met Flying Jesus on my holidies vacation. He's pretty kewl but not as kewl as Regular Jesus

do any of you guys shave your pubic regions? :confused:

[QUOTE=chips88]do any of you guys shave your pubic regions? :confused:[/QUOTE]

no......

[QUOTE=chips88]do any of you guys shave your pubic regions? :confused:[/QUOTE]
only for you :naughty:

it itches like a mofo

[QUOTE=chips88]do any of you guys shave your pubic regions? :confused:[/QUOTE]
you do you tutti frutti. NOw I am angry. So yeah, I am cold. So I started afire. And now I am more warm, but still sorta cold. The End.

Thats hawt.

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]you do you tutti frutti. NOw I am angry. So yeah, I am cold. So I started afire. And now I am more warm, but still sorta cold. The End.[/QUOTE]


Beautiful Silver.

I should really be an author. here is another one. I am here, typing. I am still cold, so I will go put more wood on the fire. Then I will return. Then I will put my hands down my pants to warm them.

That was very poetic. It flowed as if water would, down a stream.