is ur sistr hawt

Yeah she's fu[I]c[/I]king stunning...


... and also 13
Shame on you Pat
SHAME ON YOU >: (

hey thread :thumb:
howz you all like?
yay schools out for a week.

:upset:

I got a job! :D

At the hospital catering dept. Thing is, it's 2-8 monday - friday one week, then 2-8 wednesday - sunday the next (I think :confused: I get the shift pattern and application form on tuesday)

I might have to give up the restaurant :(

[QUOTE=Flower Dance]eww old.

My computer thinks it's old.
It's all the crap my sisters pick up on it.[/QUOTE]
All that lesbian stuff?

Lawl, Pat is a peado:lol:

I'm back, expect me to monopolise FOD, to make up for my 2 week absence.

if we're playing monopoly i want to be the boot

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]All that lesbian stuff?

Lawl, Pat is a peado:lol:

I'm back, expect me to monopolise FOD, to make up for my 2 week absence.[/QUOTE]

It was a setup! I'm innocent I tells ya!

It's those pesky mods trying to smear my modship campaign ... >.>

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]All that lesbian stuff?
[/QUOTE]
Nah. It's all spongebob crap and poopy music.

I learned about this in Law.
Pedeophilia related crimes are strict liability, so yo don't need an intention to do it, just doing the act itself is enough.

So saying "I didn't know sge was underage" cuts no ice.

Ollie can be my lawyer in court.

[QUOTE=Flower Dance]Ollie can be my lawyer in court.[/QUOTE]
My fees are waaay out of your reach, old son.

Surely not.

[quote=jpshortstuff]if we're playing monopoly i want to be the boot[/quote]

Dibs on the dog, i shall own you all, i am awsome at monopoly.

i usually get bored and give up, unless im winning by a long way, the i buy large amounts of hotels

Bastard!
I guess I'll have the car.

so who wants the much coveted pig?

There's no pig in monopoly :confused:

is there not? i could have sworn there was was. ah well.
what is there then? Boot, Car, Hat, Dog, anything else?
EDIT: must have mixed the pig and the dog

my chest has been real itchy all day and i looked just now and theres a coupla insect bites. now i know they're there they're itching even more d[SIZE="2"]a[/SIZE]mnit.
EDIT: wow i used three theres in a row

Bagsy me the ship.

Can I be the old boot!?

lolz :upset:

I never thought there was a pig, maybe it's in the new version.
Cannon, Top Hat, Horse, Thimble, Iron, Wheelbarrow, are still up for grabs.

Ha I shall claim the cannon !!

I had Pokémon Monopoly. That owned all.

im sure it did.
there was a kid at our school who actually went looking for a bulbasaur in a field because he thought it would be really cool if they did exist. he gets laughed at a lot these days.

I wish Pokémon existed :(

i guess it would be kind of cool, but i wouldnt recommend going into a field and shouting "where are you bulbasaur" until you're certain they exist.

He didn't do that.
Please tell me he didn't.

I just have an image of a short fat kid woddling around a field shouting "bulbasaur" now :lol:

he did it. he admitted it aswell.

hes not short and fat, hes quite tall and incredibly spotty. he also willingly admits hes bisexual.

What a fag.

[QUOTE=jpshortstuff]he did it. he admitted it aswell.

hes not short and fat, hes quite tall and incredibly spotty. he also willingly admits hes bisexual.[/QUOTE]
He has mental problems surely?

well nothing diagnosed. i think most of it is just attention seeking. the pokemon thing was quite a while ago. he still does some weird stuff occasionally but i wouldnt say mental issues.

Oh one of those kids.

Beat him with your shoes.

i would but hes quite big, and im quite small and he'd probably beat me with his fists. actually he doesnt mind me, he pronounces my name jam - es. he did throw a kid who made fun of the pokemon thing at a wall though.

[quote=Flower Dance]I had Pokémon Monopoly. That owned all.[/quote]

Cat in the Hat > Pokemon

There was a kid like that in my A level maths class, was the weirdest guy in the world, and openly admited to looking at pictures of penis penatration, and now i'm reminded about that piccture zowe posted of a guy with a barbie in his **** damit :(.

Theres a guy in my A-level bussiness who always blows kisses at the guy i sit next to, and he just shouts "are you gay? do you bat for the wrong team? stop fuking blowing kisses at me"

It can get quite funny/arkward for the rest of the class.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]and now i'm reminded about that piccture zowe posted of a guy with a barbie in his **** damit :(.[/QUOTE]
That photo was hot :upset:

There was this girl in my tutor group at school that used to lick her hand and flatten her hair down with it!!

Well i suppose it might be for chicks*, but it made me cross my legs.

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1] *and sick, sick indiviuals[/SIZE][/FONT] :p

FOD :D

Hey thread

Morning, how was your work?... (if thats where you were!) I don't know why i think that :p

Oh and thanks for your little reminder about Down :madface: