i dont feel like actually retelling the story so fb copypasta

John Hanson just got approached by a female prostitute, then after he declined her obviously above-par services, was then approached by her guy friend prostitute and asked if he was more to my liking. goddamnit.

his kingdom is shrouded IN SHADOOOOOOWS AAAANNNNNND DUUUUUUUSSSTTTT

[QUOTE=Crudo;17348804]thought it was buford[/QUOTE]

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen that is

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17348838]i dont feel like actually retelling the story so fb copypasta

John Hanson just got approached by a female prostitute, then after he declined her obviously above-par services, was then approached by her guy friend prostitute and asked if he was more to my liking. goddamnit.[/QUOTE]
rofl

[QUOTE=mathjic;17348833]32 and yes. You were married yourself to weren't you?[/QUOTE]

Dang! I thought I was the only older dude here. I'm 27. Yeah my wife and I are legally separated.

Was the prostitute hot?

the male one was hell yes

John Hanson

sup generic name

I've been wondering about venturing into a brothel recently

was she a trap

cop ho

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17348849]Dang! I thought I was the only older dude here. I'm 27. Yeah my wife and I are legally separated.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry man, who asked for the separation? And at this point do you want it to still work out?

thats nto wut a trap is

[QUOTE=Crudo;17348861]was she a trap[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://downlode.org/Creative/Writing/Notebook/Illustrations/itsatrap.jpg[/IMG]

one of the best 5 seconds of internet ever

[QUOTE=McP3000;17348867]I'm sorry man, who asked for the separation? And at this point do you want it to still work out?[/QUOTE]

it was mutual. we're both moving on now.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17348871]it was mutual. we're both moving on now.[/QUOTE]
how's the kid going to take it

and im sorry

moar gigs for Dimmu!!

[QUOTE=McP3000;17348873]how's the kid going to take it

and im sorry[/QUOTE]

She is doing well, she's still young so she's cool as long as she sees both of us often, which she does. Thanks dude!

was she like THIS RELATIONSHIP IS JUN FOR

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17348876]She is doing well, she's still young so she's cool as long as she sees both of us often, which she does. Thanks dude![/QUOTE]
If youre not nice enough to keep a chick then how am i ever gonna keep a wife :[

unless of course you were [i]too[/i] nice, then i might still have a chance

yeah I was going to ask you about it a week or two ago on here but i decided HEY HE SAID NOT TO ASK =(

edit omg jun for

[QUOTE=Crudo;17348882]was she like THIS RELATIONSHIP IS JUN FOR[/QUOTE]i just found an eliminator post amusing, i finally feel like a part of MX

its better because i imagined it in my head with dan headbanging

i dont know who dan is

Dimmu

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17348894]i just found an eliminator post amusing, i finally feel like a part of MX[/QUOTE]

most are amusing

Dan is Dimmu

[QUOTE=McP3000;17348883]If youre not nice enough to keep a chick then how am i ever gonna keep a wife :[

unless of course you were [i]too[/i] nice, then i might still have a chance[/QUOTE]

I wasn't too nice. I didn't take her crap and vice versa.

[QUOTE=Crudo;17348882]was she like THIS RELATIONSHIP IS JUN FOR[/QUOTE]

lol well done

[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17348901]Dan is Dimmu[/QUOTE]that guy's a bro, i dont care how obnoxious his avatar is

and you're josh right?

i am awful with rm peoples names is what it is i think everyone here is named dan