I've seen cods's boobs

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Yeah ... good point. At least it isn't as bad as thinking about your parents having sex. A lot.




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

Dane Cook talking about going back in time and running in on his parents having sex to make him.
"Just like, burst through the door. BOOM!...run up, slap my dad on the ***. SLAP! I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *runs around*

:lol: :lol: :lol: Hysterical...

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=quatre07]everyone has seen some other guys ***** too[/QUOTE]
*has seen a few* :upset:

Haven't we all...and they always seem to be so much bigger than yours... :amaze:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder] your parents having sex. A lot.



:amaze:[/QUOTE]


Quoted so everyone thinks about it.




:amaze:

^ :lol: Luke, you're an *******. I love you.

Hahahahaha.

:thumb:

-Gav

wow, slow night. i think im off to bed.

I agree...I'm off MX for the night. Night MX.

:thumb:

-Gav

Night guys.




:amaze:

i'm writing an essay, luckily, it's a short one. unluckily, it's 12:20 at night.

Good times. I have a 2 page paper and a 5-7 minute presentation with a visual due on tuesday ... I'm just getting started on it now.




:amaze:

honestly i have a small wang its only like 9 inches

today i also watched Back To The Future Part 3, and the end of Part 2 right before it, they were on tv. that is such a good trilogy.

[QUOTE=quatre07]honestly i have a small wang its only like 9 inches[/QUOTE]
mine's so big i'm wearing it as a tie [B]and[/B] a belt.

[QUOTE=quatre07]honestly i have a small wang its only like 9 inches[/QUOTE]


Wow, sucks to be you.




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Dude, I can't hold these to myself.

This chick wants to bang me, too:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/I0Play0Bass/kristina.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/I0Play0Bass/kristina2.jpg[/IMG]

My pants are officially three sizes too small...

:thumb:

-Gav

By the way, that's Kristina.

:thumb:

-Gav

any better pictures of her? :naughty:

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/I0Play0Bass/kristina2.jpg[/IMG]
[/QUOTE]
this pic will come in handy later :naughty:

Haha, dude, I know...I know...

:cool:

"Nice guys finish last" ;)

:thumb:

-Gav

Ehhh ... I'm not liking her looks as much for some reason. Ilike the chick you've 'been with' a bit more...




:amaze:

could she do me a favor and take off the clothes and take 2 more pics

is she someone you're going out with or just someone who wants your dong?

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Ehhh ... I'm not liking her looks as much for some reason. Ilike the chick you've 'been with' a bit more...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
i'll take what i can get

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]is she someone you're going out with or just someone who wants your dong?[/QUOTE]
is there a diffrence?

^ Nah, she doesn't do that. To quote the IM:

GavsTemporarySN: make 'em more interesting
[Kristina's SN]: lolz nah i dun wanna do that thats just gross
[Kristina's SN]: wen we hang out ull see it lol ;-)

:cool:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=quatre07]is there a diffrence?[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha!

Nah, just some chick who wants my dong. :cool:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=quatre07]i'll take what i can get[/QUOTE]


Haha, good point. I need to stop being so picky.




:amaze:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Ehhh ... I'm not liking her looks as much for some reason. Ilike the chick you've 'been with' a bit more...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

Yeah...me too.

I really gotta stop this promiscuity...Luke knows why, but I don't feel like talking about why with anyone else (no, I don't have any STDs, it's just personal stuff).

But I have this gift to know exactly what to say at every point in time when there's high pressure. For girls, I can sweet talk them like nothing. I can talk my way out of anything if I want to, not to brag, but it's true. It comes in handy. I've only done it to get out of punishment once. I believe in getting what you earn.

Moving on...


:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Hahahaha!

Nah, just some chick who wants my dong. :cool:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
so why havent you given her what she wants

If i werent a dedicated virgin id ****er her with a paper bag over her head if she got a boob job

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Ehhh ... I'm not liking her looks as much for some reason. Ilike the chick you've 'been with' a bit more...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
i agree, she doesn't have the best face.

and to quote Andrew 'Dice' Clay...
"So I was [COLOR=White]f[/COLOR]uckin' this chick from behind, and she says,
'Why do you always have to [COLOR=White]f[/COLOR]uck me from behind?'
So I says,
''Cause your face don't appeal to me!'"
:lol:

^ The Dice Man...wow...haven't heard him in like, ages.

Quatre: I was "busy" tonight. Next weekend, I guess.

:thumb:

-Gav

Hickory Dickory Dock
this chick was sucking my ****
the clock struck 2
I dropped my goo
and dropped her off at the next block

Andrew Dice Clay was a sick man

[QUOTE=reidster90]Hickory Dickory Dock
this chick was sucking my ****
the clock struck 2
I dropped my goo
and dropped her off at the next block

Andrew Dice Clay was a sick man[/QUOTE]
that poem brings a tear to my eye ;)

Yeah, Dice man is gross...not a big fan.

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]^ The Dice Man...wow...haven't heard him in like, ages.

Quatre: I was "busy" tonight. Next weekend, I guess.

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
haha, i love Dice.
another line:

"So I was [COLOR=White]f[/COLOR]uckin' this chick in the [COLOR=White]a[/COLOR]ss, and she says to me,
'Why do you always [COLOR=White]f[/COLOR]uck me in the [COLOR=White]a[/COLOR]ss? Don't you like looking at my face?'
So I says,
'Your face, your [COLOR=White]a[/COLOR]ss, what's the difference?!'"

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]
But I have this gift to know exactly what to say at every point in time when there's high pressure. For girls, I can sweet talk them like nothing. I can talk my way out of anything if I want to, not to brag, but it's true. It comes in handy. I've only done it to get out of punishment once. I believe in getting what you earn.

Moving on...


:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

You are just like the lead singer in one of my bands. He got pulled over going 15 over, had weed out in the open, along with an illegal radar detector, and he didn't get a single ticket.




:amaze:

Hahaha, how'd he talk his way out?

:thumb:

-Gav

I just saw something on TV about that Kinison guy
That guy has the coolest scream ever!!!!
plus hes **** funny