[QUOTE=Eggo]lmao emo kid[/QUOTE]
whoa dude... where did that come from

[QUOTE=Eggo]lmao emo kid[/QUOTE]

No. He's just a person who actually has problems.

[QUOTE=NJMetalMeister]Hey you guys are probably wondering where i have been as of late, and the answer is, im moving a bunch of stuff up to my new house near my university with my mate, should be all moved in by tuesday. Dont think i have disappeared completely though,and expect my new thread tonight, its already written just need to pick songs to upload.[/QUOTE]

That is gonna fecking pwn for you guys.

[QUOTE=Slave To The Dark]whoa dude... where did that come from[/QUOTE]

I'm like a ninja. You can't even hear me fart at midnight in St. John's Cathedral.

[QUOTE=Eggo]I'm like a ninja. You can't even hear me fart at midnight in St. John's Cathedral.[/QUOTE]
I'll take your word for that... :p

My god! An Eggo post in R&M. The world is surely topsy-turvy and back to middle!

On another, related note, I am going back to University in 1 hour. Get set for another semester of me posting drawings of cut-up animals, guys. :)

*chuckle*

You haven't seen my Porcupine Tree thread in here?!?!

I also post here to make sure to correct the misinformed guitar shredders :D

Yeah, Amit is definitely one of the people I'd talk to if I had a theory question. The man is quite intelligent.

Well, he'd better be, especially if he's JHU-bound :p

I'm assuming JHU is a prestigous university, and not something like Jack's Hamburger Unit...

:lol: at Jack's Hamburger Unit.

It's short for Johns Hopkins University.

Amit posted in one of my threads once. <3

[QUOTE=Jom]Yeah, Amit is definitely one of the people I'd talk to if I had a theory question. The man is quite intelligent.

Well, he'd better be, especially if he's JHU-bound :p[/QUOTE]

Thanks :D

And ilu4ev, Betsy

[b]The Aussie Version of Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport[/b]
[i]Note that this song is blatantly about bestiality[/i]

[spoke]There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says:[/spoken]

Watch me wallabys breed mate.
Watch me wallabys breed.
They're a dangerous seed mate.
So watch me wallabys breed.
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.

FU[font=]CK A WALLABY

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.

STICK YOUR DICK IN ME

Rape me koala out back, Jack,
rape me koala out back.
Do it somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so rape me koala out back.

FU[/font]CK A WALLABY

Let me Abos go loose, Lou, *
let me Abos go loose.
This line's incredibly racist, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.

IGNORE EQUALITY

Mind me platypus' dick, Bill,
mind me platypus' dick.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus' dick.

STICK YOUR DICK IN ME

Smoke your digeridoo, Blue,
smoke your digeridoo.
Keep smoke 'til I shoot thro' Blue,
smoke your digeridoo.

ILLICIT DRUG USE

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed...

[whispered]Fu[font=]ck a wallaby[/whispered][/font]

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva][b]The Aussie Version of Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport[/b]
[i]Note that this song is blatantly about bestiality[/i]

[spoke]There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says:[/spoken]

Watch me wallabys breed mate.
Watch me wallabys breed.
They're a dangerous seed mate.
So watch me wallabys breed.
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.

FU[font=]CK A WALLABY

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.

STICK YOUR DICK IN ME

Rape me koala out back, Jack,
rape me koala out back.
Do it somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so rape me koala out back.

FU[/font]CK A WALLABY

Let me Abos go loose, Lou, *
let me Abos go loose.
This line's incredibly racist, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.

IGNORE EQUALITY

Mind me platypus' dick, Bill,
mind me platypus' dick.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus' dick.

STICK YOUR DICK IN ME

Smoke your digeridoo, Blue,
smoke your digeridoo.
Keep smoke 'til I shoot thro' Blue,
smoke your digeridoo.

ILLICIT DRUG USE

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed...

[whispered]Fu[font=]ck a wallaby[/whispered][/font][/QUOTE]

What the hell?

good thing Aussies are relegated to that lonely corner in the Pacific.

Those lyrics are a parody of a Rolf Harris song, which is used to teach young children.

Harris is from Perth, Australia, and a famous television personality. In 1960, he released "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" which features a "wobble board." Essentially, it is a huge piece of Masonite "wobbling" back and forth to make a sound.

He went on to use a wide variety of strange, unusual instruments in his music, especially the didgeridoo and Jew's Harp.

[QUOTE=Jom]Those lyrics are a parody of a Rolf Harris song, which is used to teach young children.

Harris is from Perth, Australia, and a famous television personality. In 1960, he released "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" which features a "wobble board." Essentially, it is a huge piece of Masonite "wobbling" back and forth to make a sound.

He went on to use a wide variety of strange, unusual instruments in his music, especially the didgeridoo and Jew's Harp.[/QUOTE]
he also presents a show called "animal hospital" which documents sick pets in an RSPCA centre

Leave it to [size=2]a[/size]sstralians to make humor that isn't funny. :p

Perhaps the Aussies should leave satire to the Americans and Brits.

heh...maybe, well, everyone knows americans don't get irony :p

well. I'm going to sleep...

[QUOTE=Slave To The Dark]heh...maybe, well, everyone knows americans don't get irony :p

well. I'm going to sleep...[/QUOTE]

LIEK HOW IRONIK!

NP: Skid Row - Slave To The Grind

[QUOTE=Slave To The Dark]heh...maybe, well, everyone knows americans don't get irony :p

well. I'm going to sleep...[/QUOTE]

Or maybe your definition of irony just sucks :confused:

I just watched the music video for Schism by Tool

Translation please :confused:

Tool videos aren't supposed to make sense.

They're supposed to be artsy, to give Tool fanboys something to feel special about.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Tool videos aren't supposed to make sense.

They're supposed to be artsy, to give Tool fanboys something to feel special about.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you don't like Tool.

[QUOTE=Congratulations]Sounds like you don't like Tool.[/QUOTE]

I don't like or hate their music, I just hate the elitism they spawn around many of their fans.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Perhaps the Aussies should leave satire to the Americans and Brits.[/QUOTE]

Oh right, 'cos American satire is simply brilliant... :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I don't like or hate their music, I just hate the elitism they spawn around many of their fans.[/QUOTE]
Oh. I'm not a "fanboy" as you so lightly put it. I just like their music.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Oh right, 'cos American satire is simply brilliant... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

We have the Daily Show.

So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

/sticks Daily Show in pipe
/gets stoned
/eats cheetos

Speaking of getting stoned, my girlfriend said that all she has done today is smoke up, and that she "deserves it after last night".

I can't say I blame her.

I couldn't find any weed today.

I ended up drinking whiskey and playing Mario Kart \m/