I'm already going to hell for lesbianism, taking the name of the Lord in vain, swearing, lewd/lasvicious acts, adultry, cruelty to my fellow man, violent thoughts, dirty thoughts about the Virgin Mary, urges to throw poop at Jehovah's Wittnesses, plugging public toilets, stealing, gambling, and a bazillion other things.
I don't think I can repent even if I die naturally.

Just hit the reset button right?

:lol:

Because real life is always like video games thats what they teach ya in school.

i've made pizza for my family so many times. store-bought crusts, though. it's just not the same. i really wish we had everything to make pizza dough in our house, i'd make pizza all the time.

[QUOTE=Futuro]Battle of the bands is a joke to me now. Maybe it is different where you live.[/QUOTE]

Ya they are pretty much the same way. Only a short 20min set, but it is a good start so i'm not going to complain for now.

Death is the thing I'm scared of the most. I'm not really atheist, more like agnostic so I don't really believe in god so that's mostly why. I don't believe in life after death.

I think there is no real "meaning of life." We were all born because our parents had sex. The end. People that search for meaning in everything are just wasting their time.

EDIT: Damn I take so long to think out my posts the conversation has shifted by the time I finally post.

I don't want to die for the fear that the bible and stuff is real, and I'm going to burn in hell. But I am not converting because my mind tells me that its just faith, and I'll rot in the ground, so I should make the most of my life.

Also, everyone go look at my sexy pics in the gear and media corner.

Thank you Sir!, not only have you insulted the past 3 years of my life/rest of my life lol. Jk, I get it alot, but yah, All people have different takes ont hat, and yours just happens to be one of many ppol opinions in that same area. I myself have the smae opinion as most, but Its still what I beleive

I always say I'm an athiest, but when I'm in a nasty situation, I end up praying to god in my head.
I don't know what to believe. I think evolution is a load of crap.
There is way more evidence against it than for it.
So there isn't much more that I've been exposed to than the god theory.

I guess I just don't care, thats all.




Edit:
God dammit.
Spelling sucks.

[QUOTE=Pespi]
I guess I just don't care, thats all.[/QUOTE]
Crappiest attitude ever.

The indians had it right all along

Beleive in what you see, the sun the land the things around that maintain what life is. And most importanly of all beleive in yourself.

Everything else is a pile of BS.

I hate making pizza. My friend always ask me to take the onions of her side before I cook the pizza. You know how hard it is to take colorless onion pieces off cheese :angry:

EDIT: UGH this was aimed at Sic...Yeah way back there.

Don't put the onions on her side in the first place, then.

i'm quite atheistic. i was born into a christian family, baptised, even went to a christian school up until grade 4. once i was able to think for myself, i started weighing both sides, and decided that i am the only one in control of my past/present/future, my body both physically and mentally, and my existence as a whole. i'm not one who pushes it onto people, however, since i've been around people who push their religion onto me, and i know how stupid it is to have someone attempt to force their life's thoughts onto you.


futuro: you haven't experienced anything until you work in an airport making pizza. i had a group of 5 people come in (most people fly in groups, always bad news when making pizza), and order one pizza made into 5 different pizzas. i had to visually cut the pizza into 5, then try to "divide" the portions of regular pizzas into 5. and then they got mad when it wasn't perfectly divided into 5.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Don't put the onions on her side in the first place, then.[/QUOTE]
They come on the Pizza! Im not homemaking it ¬_¬ Digorno FTW

[QUOTE=Pespi]
I guess I just don't care, thats all.[/QUOTE]

Me neither. I just don't care.

I really hate those people that try to push god and religion in people's faces though. Like those people that try to get everyone to go to church and stuff.

All that "god has a reason for this and that" is total BS. I hear people say it all the time. If there was a god then why would he make certain people born with birth defects and others not? I was born with a birth defect that has to do with my eyes and I can't see what god's reason for that would be other than pure hate.

ya. I was catholic until early last year. I am now currently no religion at all, Infact I tihnk religions are stupid. Its a group of ppl being told what to believe. Also Religions are very VERY hypocritical. All religions calim they are not sinners and what not. yet, almost all religions claim they are the correct religion, that what they belive is correct, and that what others belive is wrong. If any of those religions actually followed the Bible 100% instead of worrying about how they can get more ppl to join their church they would realize PRIDE IS A SIN!!!!! I hate it.

George carlins take on religion is one of the best i've ever heard

[QUOTE]"They say rock 'n' roll is the devil's music. Well, let's say that it is; I've got news for you. Let's say that rock'n'roll is the devil's music and we know it for a fact to be the absolutely, unequivitely true.

Boy, at least he ****in' jams! Ha ha ha ha! Okay? Did you hear that correctly? If it's a choice between eternal hell and good tunes and eternal heaven and new kids on the ****in' block... I'm gonna be surfing on the lake of fire, rockin' out... high five at Satan every time I pass the mother****in' shore!"[/QUOTE]

My favorite comedy bit^


[QUOTE]George carlins take on religion is one of the best i've ever heard[/QUOTE]He is friggin hilarious too!

Haha yea he sure is, he's the funniest easily.

Everything he says has truth to it too

richard pryor is still my favorite comedian. there was just something about him.

I saw him at Art Park last year.
Awesome.


Edit: Carlin.

George?

richard pryor was pretty good.

any of you ever see mitch hedburg(sp) on comedy central. that guys hilarious.

george lopez has some hilarious stuff too. i'm some-what hispanic so i can relate to a lot of what he says.

haha mitch hedberg is hilarious in his own way. one of the very few guys that i can laugh at by just reading some of his 'jokes', if you can even call them that. it's hard to compare him to guys like carlin and pryor, though. they're all hilarious, but it's a game of "which of these does not belong".


also, billy connolly is great. typical scottish humor. :lol:

jeremy hotz' delivery cracks me up every time. the guy bursts up at every joke he says.


so i just got called on my cell phone (it's almost 11:00) by my old boss, at sbarro's. he said they've got some new kids coming in, and he said he'd pay me $14 an hour to train these kids. i'd still be doing normal work there, just mainly training these kids. hmm... i said i doubt it, but i'd think about it. $14 an hour is pretty good to be training someone.

Sometimes I need subtitles with Billy Connolly.

[QUOTE=Double Bass Jim]George?[/QUOTE]
Yessum.
That was the first I had ever actually heard his jokes.
I was dying the entire time.

The Mitch Hedberg that died last March??


Yay.
I just got the entire V for Vendetta comic collection of utorrent.
Whee.

yeah, except i thought he died a little longer ago. either way, that's the guy

I dunno.
I remember he kicked the bucket the same time Shaivo did.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Yessum.
That was the first I had ever actually heard his jokes.
I was dying the entire time.[/QUOTE]
He's the best

Carlin's the flippin man.

****, I am having a good ****ing week. Got promoted to cook at work, got accepted to AIV yesterday, and had the most amazing date tonight. We went for coffee, and just sat and talked for 2 hours, normally I'm not into that, but it was pretty ****ing awesome.

'grats.

that is your response to all.

hah yeah.

'grats.

nice job, I am tired as ****

Well, my uncle has 6 months to live. He's too ill to be airlifted to the hospital in the next city for a transplant he may not even me able to have.

My Mum decided tot ake the Xbox 360 Controller out with her all because I didnt wake up when she said, stupid bitch.

Thats somewhat a minor problem compared to the post above your's. Have a heart bro.

Anyway, first post here..
Im Mitch.

Whats crackin?

My sanity?