[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]We had a lockdown today it was gay.

It was even gayer because I did it in my French class, and my French teacher taught at Colombine when the shootings happened, so we actually had to do it. Sat on the floor, locked the doors, and were quiet.[/QUOTE]
I've never heard of these so-called lock downs....... In Florida we just have tornado drills and obviously fire drills.

Which reminds me of another amusing anecdote.............


I just found out a few days ago of this kid and his strange tendencies. I knew who he was, but I didn't know how weird he was. Apparently before every fire drill, the office has to call him up and keep him in a special room. It is because whenever he hears the alarm, for some reason he screams and runs around in circles. Really weird. Also learned that his passion is lawn equipment. :confused:

[QUOTE=El_Shizzy]I just found out a few days ago of this kid and his strange tendencies. I knew who he was, but I didn't know how weird he was. Apparently before every fire drill, the office has to call him up and keep him in a special room. It is because whenever he hears the alarm, for some reason he screams and runs around in circles. Really weird. Also learned that his passion is lawn equipment. :confused:[/QUOTE]

Thats pretty messed up. I am referring to the part about lawn equipment.

[QUOTE=El_Shizzy]I've never heard of these so-called lock downs....... In Florida we just have tornado drills and obviously fire drills.

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That's weird, I live in Miami and we have a bunch of lockdowns at our school.

What are they? For shootings and stuff?

[QUOTE=guns_of_brixton]Thats pretty messed up. I am referring to the part about lawn equipment.[/QUOTE]


:: points to lawnmower ::

"Behold... I have made love to this machine, and in retrospect I ask: Why?"

"I guess uhhh.. some people think thats.... neat. But why?"

"Because it was free! She was drunk and didn't know what she was doing! Ah! My metal boy!"

:: Lawnmower breaks open and a metal baby comes out ::

At my school they've got a different name.

[QUOTE=Ska_Pirate]:: points to lawnmower ::

"Behold... I have made love to this machine, and in retrospect I ask: Why?"

"I guess uhhh.. some people think thats.... neat. But why?"

"Because it was free! She was drunk and didn't know what she was doing! Ah! My metal boy!"

:: Lawnmower breaks open and a metal baby comes out ::[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I love Dr. weird and steve

[QUOTE=El_Shizzy]What are they? For shootings and stuff?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, or a robbery, or a terror alert, or if a car chase is near. They turn off the lights and we go under the tables.

It's ridiculous if it's for a terror alert, because if a bomb hits, turning off the lights and going under tables isn't going to do anything.

crazy americans

[QUOTE=skateMASTERbater2]crazy americans[/QUOTE]

Yep.

Oh yeah, and we have random searches too. They came to my class yesterday. They made us empty our pockets, looked through our book bags, and used a metal detector. It's crazy.

Yea, I see no point in hiding under a desk. Same thing if a shooter came into the room.

My school doesn't seem to give a d[B]a[/B]mn about security. Some kid bashed another guy's head into a brick wall repeatedly, so they arrested him. But afterwords, they sent him back to school and he rode the bus home.

Man, I had't listened to less than jake since september, until yesterday when I pulled out Pezcore, Losing Streak, and hello rockview. d'amn, they are good if you neglect them for a while

i love less than jake.they're ****ing good live

i bought losing streak a while ago and it's pretty good.i also bought b is for b-side ans it's not bad at all, it's the songs they didnt put on anthem, but it's way better than anthem anyway.

does anybody have goodbye blue and white? I've never really heard anything off of it, although I almost bought it the other day. Is it worth buying?

Not really. There are a few good novelty tracks buts it's pretty bad overall.

I'm listening to Cliche Guevara by Against Me!. Such a cool song.

Defiance Ohio > Against Me!

My school has a bomb shelter. If there was really a bomb threat, it'd be better to go in there, or evactuate.

My school has a sniper pit on the roof with a 24/7 sniper to make sure no one leaves early.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Defiance Ohio > Against Me![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Ska_Pirate]does anybody have goodbye blue and white? I've never really heard anything off of it, although I almost bought it the other day. Is it worth buying?[/QUOTE]


Not the greatest Less Than Jake album.

[QUOTE=skankinBassist]My school has a sniper pit on the roof with a 24/7 sniper to make sure no one leaves early.[/QUOTE]
Well that is taking it a bit far.

We just have a nazi that rides around on a golf cart.

[QUOTE=skankinBassist]My school has a sniper pit on the roof with a 24/7 sniper to make sure no one leaves early.[/QUOTE]

:rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol:
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[QUOTE=El_Shizzy]Well that is taking it a bit far.

We just have a nazi that rides around on a golf cart.[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Is he also the janitor?

If i were you, I'd put that nazi to work!

[QUOTE=guns_of_brixton]:lol: :lol: :lol: Is he also the janitor?[/QUOTE]
Nah, we got 2 or 3 janitors that used golf carts, but this is a lady who gets her own golf cart that patrols around the school. She honestly looks under cars and in bathroom stalls for kids. I was taking a piss and I looked over and she was trying to sneak up on someone in the stalls. But there was no one there. Really f'ed up.


Man, I'm full of stories tonight.........
Here's another about the golf cart lady.


She speeds around corners a lot. One time a janitor had his golf cart parked on the other side of a corner so that he could go empty the garbage can. So she sped around and crashed into his cart. The janitor just got this horrified look on his face and stood there (he never talks). She looked around for a second hoping no one saw it, but like 10 people did. But she just backed up and ran away. Best hit and run ever.

Our camps supervisors have golf carts. One guy, the old guy named Russ that has been there for years, is really cool and will give people rides. Then there is the black guy who does nothing but talk to the basketball coah or one of the PE teachers, he is just gay.

Haha. I have 3 janitors. One is this old guy who is about to die, and the other two are Koreans who don't speak english.

:lol: Dustin= my hero.

Once I had a detention, but the principal was a prick, so I had to help the janitor after school instead. I asked him if he liked Jews, and he said no. When I asked him his age, he said he was 49. That cunt was at least 55. And he was from Yugoslavia, I think.

[QUOTE=guns_of_brixton]I asked him if he liked Jews, and he said no.[/QUOTE]
Haha, but who does, really?

I got 3 detentions today at lunch. We were talking about jobs and blacks and the media and stuff and all of the sudden, right when i start talking, the cafe gets totally silent right as i say, "those ****ing jews keep the black man down by whoring all the money!"

[QUOTE=El_Shizzy]Haha, but who does, really?[/QUOTE]

:(

/is a Jew

[QUOTE]"those ****ing jews keep the black man down by whoring all the money!"[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Did a black guy hear you?

Actually, this is ironic sorta, a black guy eating lunch with a jew friend eating lunch with the principal!

The principal part i made up... but the rest is true!

The caretakers here all ave walkie-talkies but the head caretaker has an Earpiece and acts like he's in the FBI.

"We need a clean-up team to H7, quick!"

[QUOTE=skankinBassist]The principal part i made up... but the rest is true![/QUOTE]

I've seen a black jew before.