Sorry for all your losses... My cat got ran over on the night of 4th of July. effing fireworks!

holy crap, I wate just a few minutes to post this and how many posts were already made?! crap....

you know, i read that post and one girl came straight into my head...
shes hot as **** tho...

Jezen, if you get to touch my *** i get to touch your birds :p

ETP2, good point. The lass im after is pregnant, therefore has a huge sex drive :) However, im not just tryin to get my end wet.

ETP2- That's because they're afraid to touch your posts. Someone might get cooties.

Haha. Maturity difference here compared to post above mine = huge.

or herpes

[quote=derryk]ETP2- That's because they're afraid to touch your posts. Someone might get cooties.[/quote]


...that doesnt make sense...

Would you really **** a pregnant girl Phil?

DJ meow. You can be the boss, look up to the cross, stranded in the land of the lords, standin up im sideways, im blazin up the path runnin on the highways of rap, choked up by the smoke and the charcoal...

[quote=British Boy]DJ meow. You can be the boss, look up to the cross, stranded in the land of the lords, standin up im sideways, im blazin up the path runnin on the highways of rap, choked up by the smoke and the charcoal...[/quote]


i hear ya brotha...

[quote=Blank]Would you really **** a pregnant girl Phil?[/quote]

Yes. She's still got 4 months to go yet :)

Ew.
But her tits would be all hard.And she'd probally cry and get angry during sex.

lamfapo bro...

Angrys not a bad thing son ;) Her tits are too big to get hard to be fair.

Look on the upside, at least the kid isnt my fault :)

and you dont have to worry about condoms or pulling out cuz the jobs already done...not like your gonna give her twins:thumb:

I suppose.
She hasn't has the kid so she's tight.But once she gives birth it's gonna be like huge down there.

Bwahaha yeah you're gonna need a drawstring...

[quote=Blank]I suppose.
She hasn't has the kid so she's tight.But once she gives birth it's gonna be like huge down there.[/quote]

Yeah but thats why theres the "no sex for 6 weeks after" rule :upset:

[quote=enemytopublic2]and you dont have to worry about condoms or pulling out cuz the jobs already done...not like your gonna give her twins:thumb:[/quote]

Good point

That somehow reminded me of this time 3 or 4 years ago with my neighbour.. we were talking about how on super smash bros, when you get the mushroom and grow like 3 times your height, and yoshi eats you and spits you out of his ***.. how does he fit you out there?


LOL --> BB

But then again we are talking about Drum Phil here...

His sperm will probably bring weapons and hi-jack the egg.

[quote=British Boy]Bwahaha yeah you're gonna need a drawstring...[/quote]

LMAO!...best post ever!

[quote=British Boy]But then again we are talking about Drum Phil here...

His sperm will probably bring weapons and hi-jack the egg.[/quote]

:lol: :cool:

That really wouldnt surprise me. The amount of chemicals that get pumped into there.

To be fair, this isnt all about sex anyway. This is me finally finding someone i want to be in a proper relationship with.

sure...


you just wanna be a non-commited dad:naughty:

Tbh, i'll still treat the kid as my own. The fathers nearly 40 :|

My dad was supposed to be in town this weekend. He didn't show though..

Wow so this is gonna make you replacement daddy eh Phil?

[quote=Drum Phil]Tbh, i'll still treat the kid as my own. The fathers nearly 40 :|[/quote]


thats kind of ew...

Phil is everyone's part-time daddy.

Yeah, yet somehow i have more spine and cojones than him and im half his age.

Jezen, i prefer the term sugar daddy

I want a kid.
But I don't want to get married...or live with it.I just want one.

Spine is a hard thing to maintain these days. I should have become a chiropractor. That way, by the time im in the workforce, people will have realised that fixing your back is the new craze, like Pilates, and I will be rich. I will then roll in the mud, and I will be filthy rich.