Hahaha, last page was elite.

yeah dude, good times

i'm freaking pissed, like fuming omg.

my brother was supposed to go to his dude to pick up our O last night, gave the dude the money, and the dude's like, "sorry man can't get it to ya 'till noon tomorrow,"

my brother is still asleep.

the dude probably witheld it until today just to be a dick because my brother's always really bad about getting him the money on time haha.

I never trust people with my money like that.

blink is back!!!1!

hey their last album was really good

I'm stoked. Definitely seeing them in the summer, and getting the new album.

new album will be awesome.


anyway anyone listens to Pulp? I think I've found the album that was supposed to be between It and Freaks. and it's awesome.
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got drunk for the first time last night. i fell on my *** and then apparently cried in front of a bus full of people...

:lol:

[QUOTE=Matt?;17091664]got drunk for the first time last night. i fell on my *** and then apparently cried in front of a bus full of people...[/QUOTE]

lol thats awesome

i got a citation on saturday for pissing in an elevator in the subway

wine coolers are pretty awesome

/nostalgia

i puked on a girl i was hitting on

[QUOTE=Matt?;17091970]i puked on a girl i was hitting on[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure you can forget about that ever working out, then.

[QUOTE=Matt?;17091664]got drunk for the first time last night. i fell on my *** and then apparently cried in front of a bus full of people...[/QUOTE]

I loled.

GoATPENIS

Yeah **** that band.

she was gross anyways. i asked if she'd have sex with me and she said yah but she hd a yeast infection.

wtf!?

[QUOTE=Matt?;17092115][B]she was gross anyways. i asked if she'd have sex with me and she said yah but she hd a yeast infection.[/B]

wtf!?[/QUOTE]

Wow, that is ****ing vile. I guess it was a good thing you puked on her.

Should have hit that forreal.

i mean you take what you can get

just sayin

i didn't say i didn't...

[QUOTE=cobert;17092123]i mean you take what you can get

just sayin[/QUOTE]

I'm sure he'd be able to get something at least a smidge better than an uggo with a yeast infection. Maybe an uggo [I]without[/I] a yeast infection.

[QUOTE=Matt?;17092130]i didn't say i didn't...[/QUOTE]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap

Can your dick get a yeast infection?

i threw up during it

Oh man. :lol:

you threw up in her snatch

And then she queefed up some of your vomit.

i just came everywhere