[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]Dude... you have not lived till you've had butt sex.



joe[/QUOTE]
ok, imagine 4 minutes before you go to her house, she ate a burrito, farted 54 times, and took one massivly wet ****. then you go **** her up the bum, and rub against that. its disgusting

LS, it hates me. I'll stick to the forums I stay on usually.

The first song I ever made was called "Butt Sex Good!" Those were the lyrics....




joe

Joe, if u don't shut up about butt sex....wait nevermind, go on

[QUOTE=Mr. Jiggy Fly]Im abstenant (sp?), but I guess everybody is different.[/QUOTE]
ooooooooooo thats how you role. no biggy.

Yep

RTL... there are some rules to butt selx, dude.

You gotta work the butt sex in after you get her out of the shower.




joe

G2g to target. later.

[QUOTE=Mr. Jiggy Fly]Im abstenant (sp?), but I guess everybody is different.[/QUOTE]
Abstinant*
if you are gonna be somehitng learn to spell it :thumb:

I don't think that I could ever do a girl in a car. My backseat is way too small (coupe), and I am 6'4", so it really wouldn't work. The smallest area I think I could possibly use would be a couch.





:amaze:

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]RTL... there are some rules to butt selx, dude.

You gotta work the butt sex in after you get her out of the shower.




joe[/QUOTE]


...or while you are [i]in[/i] the shower :naughty:




:amaze:

peace jiggy.
still man
think about it, they **** outa there. dirrtuy.

Luke, I'm 6'3'' and have been in the same situation. That's why the hood of a car is just about the right heiths for guys our height.




joe

awwww man... Joe just got me in biiig trouble! Waking up my parents from laughing at 2:30am! :lol:


Joe, i will forever think you look like the person in your avatar! (im scarred!) Who is he again?



anywho! Might be going to this girls house tomorrow! We both have the afternoon off school because of exams! ;)




-Jamie

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]Abstinant*
if you are gonna be somehitng learn to spell it :thumb:[/QUOTE]


Well, if he can't spell abstinant ... maybe he isn't mature enough to have sex ...




:amaze:

I don't get within 20' of a girl anyways. All of them hate me.

6-feet. 14.5yearsold.150pounds. me will be taller than you by years end joe. anyways, butsex is nassty

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]...or while you are [i]in[/i] the shower :naughty:




:amaze:[/QUOTE]


The problem with that is that water is a TERRIBLE lubricant.




joe

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]errrm... huh? Its not even december! :lol:



I just checked out musiciansforums for about 3 minutes, then got bored and left...





-Jamie[/QUOTE]
:lol: my mum gave it to me this morning, and i said " but its not december yet" and she said "oh" and asked for it back, but then walked off :confused: so i still had it.
she's not very clever...

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]...or while you are [i]in[/i] the shower :naughty:




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
or whens shes taking a dump :naughty:
wait thats only scorpsath *hopes he sees this , so he can remebemr this conversatino we had on instant messenger* *no im not joking*

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]awwww man... Joe just got me in biiig trouble! Waking up my parents from laughing at 2:30am! :lol:


Joe, i will forever think you look like the person in your avatar! (im scarred!) Who is he again?



anywho! Might be going to this girls house tomorrow! We both have the afternoon off school because of exams! ;)




-Jamie[/QUOTE]
elvis costello............

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]Luke, I'm 6'3'' and have been in the same situation. That's why the hood of a car is just about the right heiths for guys our height.




joe[/QUOTE]


What ... so we gotta do it on the hood? But it's almost winter ... getting kinda cold...




:amaze:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]What ... so we gotta do it on the hood? But it's almost winter ... getting kinda cold...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
almost winter? its november 28, weve had snow for a week here in winnipeg

Jamie... its ELvis Costello.

RTL... it isn't all about the height. And trust me, when you get older, and discover butt sex on your own, you'll think back and say to yourself "Wow... that Joe guy was right. Butt sex IS good!"




joe

That doesn't help my problems in the least.

[QUOTE=ridethelightning]elvis costello............[/QUOTE]


Thats the one! errrm... in my mind i had stevie ray vaughn (sp) for some reason!? :confused:




Paul: If i were a girl, i'd pick you up in a heartbeat! ;)





-Jamie

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]The problem with that is that water is a TERRIBLE lubricant.




joe[/QUOTE]


Yes, but in any chick's shower, there is bound to be:

Shampoo
Conditioner
Body Wash
Soap
Baby Oil
shaving Lotion/Cream
And at least 3 other things that will work just great.

:naughty:




:amaze:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]What ... so we gotta do it on the hood? But it's almost winter ... getting kinda cold...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]


Well leave the car running, and you'll have the heat from that. And dude... if you can get cold whilst in the missle of sex, I think you're doing it wrong.



joe

[QUOTE=ridethelightning]almost winter? its november 28, weve had snow for a week here in winnipeg[/QUOTE]


Winter on the Calendar doesn't start until December 22...




:amaze:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Yes, but in any chick's shower, there is bound to be:

Shampoo
Conditioner
Body Wash
Soap
Baby Oil
shaving Lotion/Cream
And at least 3 other things that will work just great.

:naughty:




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

shampoo would be painful in like 15 seconds , conditionar is just a no no ,body wash im not sure, soap would work, shaving cream woudl be disgustingly weird

I don't think that you'd get much more butt sex if you used soap or shampoo as a lubricant.... in fact, I don't think you'd be getting much of anything from her anymore.



joe

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]Well leave the car running, and you'll have the heat from that. And dude... if you can get cold whilst in the missle of sex, I think you're doing it wrong.



joe[/QUOTE]


Fair enough ... now I just gotta find a place to park my car far enough away form civilization where people won't think I'm killing the poor girl...

:p



:amaze:

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]Thats the one! errrm... in my mind i had stevie ray vaughn (sp) for some reason!? :confused:




Paul: If i were a girl, i'd pick you up in a heartbeat! ;)





-Jamie[/QUOTE]1. You aren't a girl
2.You live far away




Maybe people in the UK like me... I should move there...

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]I don't think that you'd get much more butt sex if you used soap or shampoo as a lubricant.... in fact, I don't think you'd be getting much of anything from her anymore.



joe[/QUOTE]


She'd have a clean buut hole.




:amaze:

It's a fridgid winter her in Southern California.. with lows today of 70... ;)




joe

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]shampoo would be painful in like 15 seconds , conditionar is just a no no ,body wash im not sure, soap would work, shaving cream woudl be disgustingly weird[/QUOTE]


But if she is into buttsex, she [i]must[/i] like pain...




:amaze:

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]1. You aren't a girl
2.You live far away




Maybe people in the UK like me... I should move there...[/QUOTE]
come to ohio :naughty:

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]It's a fridgid winter her in Southern California.. with lows today of 70... ;)




joe[/QUOTE]

Heh ... we had like 3 inches of snal on Wednesday but it all melted. (Michigan).




:amaze:

Anal is not gross at all.....as long as nobody tries to practice it with you :p

No but really, I think sexwise anything is cool, as long as it is something both agree on.

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]But if she is into buttsex, she [i]must[/i] like pain...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
im not talking about her , im talking about you