Oh yeah. They're an NS band, so there's already default over 50 jokes you can make.

[url]http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=8322[/url]

Let's be honest.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15700048]did you get your beer on?[/QUOTE]

Nah, we got to the liquor store and it was closed early.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15700015]I'm so cold I think I might have inverted to a female.[/QUOTE]

:jealous:

I have a really knee-slapper:

Why Dont You Shower With Pokemon!?

Because fu[font=verdana]ck you[/font]?

Because they'll pikachu!

Haha, pretty good, right?

Incredible...

Yeah you would say that.

Well, I just did. :/

I road home with a girl on Friday who likes Bring Me the Horizon, dude. I told her I knew some fag who liked them, and that they suck by default because he likes them

Oh damn, that's harsh. :(

And I'm not a fag. :mad:

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15700176]

And I'm not a fag. :mad:[/QUOTE]

actually... you are though

Dude you're a fag too. Get to the pit.

[QUOTE=madeyadams;15700200]actually... you are though[/QUOTE]

wtf madey, i thought we was bros :(

[url]http://www.mediafire.com/?4imtmngt4dt[/url]

random black metal song i recorded in like 30 minutes haha

srry no vox

Wow, that was terrible.

Yeah, that was a fantastically retarded waste of time.

wasnt meant to be exactly special. i did throw it together in like a half hour and didnt even put bass or vocals in it.

ROFL @ you all expecting greatness. I warned you.

[url]http://www.mediafire.com/?by9m21zdfnb[/url]

There's a black metal song I recorded and wrote in a half an hour, and it rules.

That wasn't great tbh. Your riffing is cool but it sounds ****ing horrid.


Sounds more power metalish than BM, tbh, save the vox (which you can barely hear). And like I said, the sound is ****ed.

Since when was black metal supposed to sound pretty?

No, that was beyond black metal production...that's like, a wall of complete crap. Just being honest, man.

Like I said, your riffing is cool though.

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;15700297][url]http://www.mediafire.com/?by9m21zdfnb[/url]

There's a black metal song I recorded and wrote in a half an hour, and it rules.[/QUOTE]
lol attempt

Uhh...have you listened to Belketre or Mutiilation?

Their demos make my song sound like the epitome of well produced.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15700320]lol attempt[/QUOTE]

lol @ lolling

Okay, assuming you are right and I am wrong, what is wrong with mine then?

//honest question

Songwriting.

It was kind of flat, and the drums were uninteresting and it sounded like it had been done before. Dynamic-less.

I admit mine was basically a Bathory ripoff, and I wasn't trying, and the songwriting took place withing a period of 10 minutes. Hence the 3 riffs,and I play bass, not guitar I can't play lead to save my life.

Drums uninteresting how? Minus the fact that I left out the blast beating, since apparently nobody likes that anymore. :rolleyes:

no but seriously last one was ok

[QUOTE=Valhall;15700360]Drums uninteresting how? Minus the fact that I left out the blast beating, since apparently nobody likes that anymore. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]


I don't know. They sounded weird.

There were no blasts in mine either.

Ok.

Out of curiousity, you don't like newer Gorgoroth or 1349, do you?