yeah sometimes i'm just sitting at my computer and semen just gushes out of my dick like a geyser and i'm like "well i wasn't expecting that, awesome!" but when i do it on purpose it's like clocking in at work for the millionth time you know?

lol

elim for some people sex isnt always a solo mission

[QUOTE=elimm;17543585]yeah sometimes i'm just sitting at my computer and semen just gushes out of my dick like a geyser and i'm like "well i wasn't expecting that, awesome!" but when i do it on purpose it's like clocking in at work for the millionth time you know?[/QUOTE]

do elaborate

regardless unexpected splosions are always the best

[I]huh? where did these foot steps come from

HEY!

/alarm rings, high octane music kicks in

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

BLEEHHHHGHGH!!

/falls to ground

SNAAAAAKE!! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!![/I]

that's what masturbating is like for me

masturbating for me is like having to play as raiden

anthony, i would be shipping that guitar right?

yeah unless you want to bring it to me

haha. i was just wondering.

shipping actually seems to be pretty cheap.

are you still interested in my pubes

I'd like to own some red pubes

nah ive got a guy in vancouver whos actually hookin me up with a half ounce of strawberry blonde pubes for dirt cheap so im good on that

still could use the ziploc baggy of essence of eliminator though

you sure dude, there's a whole redwood forest that needs choppin down

and it just isn't right to waste trees

i just need that essence. im going to make the most awesome nganga ever.

my pubes should be a national park

if you wake up tomorrow thinking you dreamt that somebody came into your room and collected your breath in a plastic bag, well yeah it was a dream

[SIZE="7"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Pink"]~*~tAkE mY bReAtH aWaY~*~[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

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How many of those are facebook notifications?

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i never check this

[QUOTE=Aaron;17543677]How many of those are facebook notifications?[/QUOTE]

None. Facebook stuff goes to my Hotmail.

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heil

my friend has kept his inbox at 666 new emails for 5 or 6 years

that's quite the anecdote you've got there

mind if i have a look at it?

Just saw a comedian guys... ****ing hilarious... I sat in the front row and earned the nickname pringles man.

Just saw a comedian guys... ****ing hilarious... I sat in the front row and earned the nickname pringles man.

why do you post if people are just gonna make fun of you

Just saw a comedian guys... ****ing hilarious... I sat in the front row and earned the nickname pringles man.

Did you make out with him?

were his jokes in surround sound

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Shultzy's for dinner = HEIL

sup
[img]http://blog.cleveland.com/andone/2009/03/new_logo_red_mr_Pringles.jpg[/img]

this page is lol

**** online homework **** **** ****

been doing it almost 2 hours and I'm about a third of the way done

um online work is for noobs who dont know how to do real school, you must be really dumb

[QUOTE=Deth;17543732]**** online homework **** **** ****

been doing it almost 2 hours and I'm about a third of the way done[/QUOTE]

thats what you get for bein a engineering major brah

lol anything musical that comes out of south america is just so bad. its just like a joke.

Early Sepultura is pretty good thrash.

What about Sarcofago?

And there's a lot of really good doom from chile and argentina. wtf

and like, Astor Piazzolla >>> anything you listen to