*throws battery*

D00d HAVE YOU GUYS CHECKED OUTT BRA'S NEW METUHLxCOREx BAND?!

[url]http://www.myspace.com/indictment2008[/url]

I like his drummer.

eliminator already made that joke

"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister."

What, why not? :(

Well now I'm depressed.

No, I will not sign your shitty emo band to my label.

omg seriously

I'd rather think hard about Bush's flaccid circumcised penis than read that.

gross lol

:lol:

first time luc makes me lol in real life.

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

IT'S ATHEIST, YOU DUMB****

****

unless you copypastaed that, then i feel like an asshole

Banned for plagiarism.

To me, religion is evil. It is manmade and man-centered. I have a belief. A belief in My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

huh?

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15882233]1. Worship – [I]Dooom [/I]
2. 108 –[I] A New Beat From a Dead Heart[/QUOTE]

lol tyler massive fail in the voting thread

[QUOTE]1. Worship – Dooom [/QUOTE]

Spite still, tbh.

"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as
possible and burned."

lol

[QUOTE=Kage;15882430]huh?[/QUOTE]
Kage I know you've been asked this a million times but two searches havent provided me with much and my internet is very slow because I'm dling the 3.7 gig Gentoo LiveDVD off of torrents so

who are the girls in your avatar?

That's pretty metal. ****ing a cow, then burning it.

"A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe."

Jokes like this rule, but this dude is serious. omg

[QUOTE=Anglachel;15882514]Kage I know you've been asked this a million times but two searches havent provided me with much and my internet is very slow because I'm dling the 3.7 gig Gentoo LiveDVD off of torrents so

who are the girls in your avatar?[/QUOTE]

It's Naomi Watts and Laura Herring, the girls from Mulholland Dr.

thanks

mulholland drive is one ****ed up movie.

Let's not get into it.

dude, the box is so ****ed UP. its like blue.

Mulholland Drive = awesomeness

It's a good movie.

People call it genius too much.

Almost from the inception of the cinema, filmmakers and critics have noted the similarity of movies to dreams. Perhaps no one is more in touch with this irrational, trancelike state than David Lynch. This movie was originally conceived as a pilot TV series. Unable to market it, Lynch added a new second half and released it as a movie. (Universal Pictures).

Ladies and gentlemen I paid 90 dollars for this textbook,

omg that's like so insightful i never knew that before

This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I'm a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It's that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It's all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.

[QUOTE=Kage;15882615]Let's not get into it.[/QUOTE]
hey get online ok

At first I thought you were saying that. :lol:

lol that site is great.

use scriptures in your answers, not logic

I actually submitted a fstdt once.

Let me see if I can find it.

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]

LMFAO!!!!!!

"It's so sad to know Dr. Kent Hovind is in jail. He stood up for his beliefs and that alone is admirable. Satan, which runs the United States & the world, hates Kent because he is waking up so many people to the lies of evolution and bringing people to Christ. Kent taught about the New World Order and secret societies, topics the elite government don't want you to know about. I support Kent Hovind and his ministry 100% and will continue to pray for Kent and his family. It breaks my heart to know how brutal and evil our government really is. God will judge all of those who were involved in putting him in jail. Who would've thought America would be so ungodly, ignorant and unfair."

:lol:

[QUOTE=Luc214;15882770]"It's so sad to know Dr. Kent Hovind is in jail. He stood up for his beliefs and that alone is admirable. Satan, which runs the United States & the world, hates Kent because he is waking up so many people to the lies of evolution and bringing people to Christ. Kent taught about the New World Order and secret societies, topics the elite government don't want you to know about. I support Kent Hovind and his ministry 100% and will continue to pray for Kent and his family. It breaks my heart to know how brutal and evil our government really is. God will judge all of those who were involved in putting him in jail. Who would've thought America would be so ungodly, ignorant and unfair."

:lol:[/QUOTE]

rofl, it's these kind of people who really make me laugh.

I still can't get past the fact that Christians think one of the laws of thermodynamics proves them to be right...

whats up guys? i am at work... who's online?