cant stand shows like bbt or 2 and a half men

once tim and eric starts making sense to you that basically means your sense of humor is completely shot and that started happening to me like 2 years ago so idk

$1 cheeseburgers at maccas fuck yeah

[QUOTE=Haz;18806163]$1 cheeseburgers at maccas fuck yeah[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/T8dCI.jpg[/img]

i stopped eating meat because being christian got boring, i feel like i constantly have to up the edginess lately

become a mormon

i signed up for the Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints website and newsletter a while back and wanted to try and get a job with them but they didn't have any promising positions

i just sent my first OkCupid message this is gonna be major trolling

lol

hang out with Sollog

i'm pretty confused about what to do with my position as a licensed minister

i dont have the funds to start a brick and mortar church at this point and none of my pregnant high school friends will let me baptize their kids

just make up a bunch of lies and i'm sure some already established church will take you on

whats the deal with this Sollog fuck lol

[QUOTE]The same "Prophecy" stated, "The price of OIL SOARS!" Yep, that happened too![/QUOTE]



im still interested in starting a heretical Jewish sect some day that bases its teachings on Lovecraft and Stephen King

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18805698]Anyone ever feel incredibly out of step with people when they talk about popular music? I'm not saying this to sound snobby or "psssh, I don't listen to anything mainstream" but honestly, I have no clue who is popular right now except 3 or 4 artists.[/QUOTE]

yeah idk i just seemed to be plugged in to a different marketing stream cause everyone seems to know tunes that come on at clubs and parties and i don't have a fucking clue

only stuff i'm completely out of the loop on is all the dancey club stuff they call dubstep I don't think is actually dubstep somehow

[QUOTE=SheenaShiva;18806197]whats the deal with this Sollog fuck lol[/QUOTE]

he got pulled over for drunk driving once and had his mugshot placed online

yeah i dont have the faintest fucking idea about anything that doesn't come on top 40 radio

like i have no idea in hell where all this stuff that's supposedly popular is coming from and getting exposure, people jocking all kinds of shit like Odd Future and Lana Del Rey that i guess just gets popular on PANDORA and blogs or something

Lana Del Rey and Odd Future are probably bad examples but like I said I don't know anything that's come out in the past ten years that isn't Skrillex or Adele

i'm particularly perplexed by ed sheeran

his music is so. fucking. unfashionable.

also, bon iver can suck a dick

never heard of either one

some kids grabbed me between classes today and started talking to me about Skrillex and i just got really depressed and went home , didnt even go to class lol

polish bakery round the corner chucked out a crate of bagged, unspoiled braided loaves

i took the whole crate up to the flat and the L word was like 'how are we going to get through all this crap?'

i was like 'well i'm not having any of it so i'll leave that to you'

maybe i will make an industrial quantity of bread and butter pudding

what is the L word

my girlfriend

hit me up, holmes.

soon.

in the meantime, [IMG]http://vaade.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/312778_2169576200827_1289380807_31873974_1322201710_n.jpg[/IMG]

ouch LOL

[QUOTE=illmitch;18805983]any of you guys watch archer?[/QUOTE]

I do, shit is cray.

lol u would

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18806233]soon.

in the meantime, [IMG]http://vaade.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/312778_2169576200827_1289380807_31873974_1322201710_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

EDIT @ alex: haha my thoughts exactly dude

Anyone watching The Riva?

That shit also cray.

Hey Jaundice, I like Skrillex and Lana Del Rey!

One of my fav tracks by him is Reptile's theme.

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18806207]also, bon iver can suck a dick[/QUOTE]

ya dude

i have to keep quiet about bon iver around here. my friends absolutely adore that shit and i guess justin vernon is from minnesota or some shit so people were like throwing celebrations when he won that grammy

[QUOTE]Instructions to enjoy it:
1) Forget all you've heard on the radio for the last....... forever.
2) Remember that songs, like cinema, is as much feelings as is content. Feel this song. Shut your brain for a moment and listen with your heart.
3) Lastly, if you did the 2 things from above, pay atention to the inmense quantity of layers musically speaking and you''l be able to capture the beauty and even, majesty of this song.[/QUOTE]

oh jesus i want to sit on a lightbulb