[QUOTE=Benzum;17401629]even better all slippery and wet

I mean it'll be sooo nice now[/QUOTE]
lets make out first

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17401641]not as attractive as sir johnny bravoo[/QUOTE]

hails johnny bravo

[QUOTE=LostChild;17401643]I ain't bad, but he came up to the girls asking them to hug him and asking if they wanted free drugs

so i think he wanted them

I'm not gonna lie, one of them was insanely cute for a big girl[/QUOTE]

how long ago was this?

Easily a good three years.

[QUOTE=LostChild;17401643]I'm not gonna lie, one of them was insanely cute for a big girl[/QUOTE]

I don't know about big girls, but there are plenty of thick girls who could get it.

Yeah, I love thick girls. Not into fat ones.

This one wasn't exactly fat or anything, but a bit chubby.

It don't matter though cuz she always kinda hated me.

chubby girls ruuuuule

[QUOTE=LostChild;17400563]goodnight

may many fine asian girls await you in your dreams[/QUOTE]

I didn't read this until right now, but I actually had a dream I was getting amazing head from this one azn animal photographsstar avena lee

like my first sexual dream in months

plz dont hit my eyes

i hate when dat happens

Fat girls are usually huge bitches too.

Don't take out your anger one me. It's not my fault you're a whale.

[QUOTE=adb;17401660]I didn't read this until right now, but I actually had a dream I was getting amazing head from this one azn animal photographsstar avena lee

like my first sexual dream in months[/QUOTE]

shes kind of meh at giving bj's

but her donut video makes up for it

some fatties were over at my buddies house for rehearsal for some reason but they all left after like 5 minutes for some reason, the air in the room was much much lighter

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;17401667]some fatties were over at my buddies house for rehearsal for some reason but they all left after like 5 minutes for some reason, the air in the room was much much lighter[/QUOTE]


yeah they'll do that

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17401665]shes kind of meh at giving bj's

but her donut video makes up for it[/QUOTE]

dreams =/= reality bro

but I really hope i wasn't moaning out loud

It always seems like I am

[QUOTE=adb;17401660]I didn't read this until right now, but I actually had a dream I was getting amazing head from this one azn animal photographsstar avena lee

like my first sexual dream in months[/QUOTE]You're welcome.

I had a dream my ex-girlfriend unblocked me on instant messenger, so I guess we both had a pretty orgmasmic night.

[QUOTE=adb;17401673]dreams =/= reality bro[/QUOTE]
fake *** nigga dreams

[QUOTE=Benzum;17401671]Not with me bebe[/QUOTE]

<3

[QUOTE=LostChild;17401674]You're welcome.

I had a dream my ex-girlfriend unblocked me on instant messenger, so I guess we both had a pretty orgmasmic night.[/QUOTE]

I woke up right before I exploded tbh

didn't feel like changing underwear/cleaning up a mess

this is what happens when I don't jack for a few days

One time I went to sleep in bed with my mom when I was like ten

And I had a dream I was about to **** an Asian girl

woke up with my hand slightly in my pants, was like "Thank God that didn't go any further."

I hope you guys were ready for that story.

your stories are the best and a bit disturbing

I definitely was not.

[QUOTE=LostChild;17401689]One time I went to sleep in bed with my mom when I was like ten

And I had a dream I was about to **** an Asian girl

woke up with my hand slightly in my pants, was like "Thank God that didn't go any further."

I hope you guys were ready for that story.[/QUOTE]

you're slowly becoming me D:

Yeah I've got a ton of awkward creepy stories, I should unleash them on the world creatively

yay, i finally have plans for today. going to the beach now :-o

last night i was with my girl and one of her friends and her eye has like an infection or something in it and it was all red. and her friend looked me in the face and was like "did you bust in her eye?"

hahaha

win

bringonthepinkeye

aswetdreamsburn

7/10

umm. LostChild.

do you have a southern accent

my dick has a southern accent tbh.

that doesnt make any sense

[quote=adb;17401783]that doesnt make any sense[/quote]
[I]you[/I] wouldn't understand...

[QUOTE=adb;17401754]do you have a southern accent[/QUOTE]
me? no

but you're from NAWLENS

[url]http://ilovetypography.com/[/url]

I speak in a deep, serial killer monotone tbh

[I][B]I got the 40 cal. Tuck in my P.R.Ps.,
What do you expect, im from New Orleans,
And majority of my city is riders,
They tried to make a brand new map without us,
But the tourists come down and spend too many dollars,
And no matter how you change it, it will still be ours [/B][/I]

I assume this is a good representation of New Orleans

Great song, to be honest.

really is

heil weezy

beach was disgusting today. we didn't stay for longer than 10 minutes.