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Shred Danson 09-27-2005 12:17 PM

[QUOTE=Slug]I got a call from the Army yesterday. I told them I was getting ready for work and hung up the phone.[/QUOTE]

Pizzowned! Good job. I usually "own" telemarketers, but you got the army. Props.

<---how the hell, I got 7,000 posts...oh that's right I got my account merged.

So my band is getting put on yet ANOTHER compilation. Woohoo. Only this time we have to pay to record...but 2 songs on a national compilation ain' oo bad.

Lydisk 09-27-2005 12:20 PM

nice community thread

ATM 09-27-2005 12:22 PM

[QUOTE=Mats]nice community thread[/QUOTE]

Hva sier du?

PinkFreud 09-27-2005 12:22 PM

i've told telemarketers that the parent they asked for is dead.

"hello, is *insert my dads name here* there?
"oh...he's....he's not with us anymore."

it worked well the first time. the woman sounded really sad and kept apologizing. the second time, it was a man and he just said "oh" and abruptly hung up the phone.

Shred Danson 09-27-2005 12:26 PM

the last telemarketer who called asked for (my grandma) (yes, I live with my grandma, but she's always at work until 2 AM so I win at life). I explained to the telemarketer that (my grandma) is my grandmother and she is not here because she just exited life and went back to be with Jesus, and right now I am trying to pick up her dead body so I could bury it in the backyard (makes loud THUMP noise with feet, hangs up).

RiceMonster 09-27-2005 02:11 PM

Haha, the funniest thing happened when elections where coming up for my province one time. My dad was the one who picked up the phone, but it was still funny. It went like this.

*phone rings*
My Dad: Hello?
Campaign person: Hello, are you going to vote in the provincial election?
My Dad: Yes...
Campaign person: Are you going to vote for Jim Flarhity?
My Dad: No! (He hates this guy)
Campaign person: why not?
My Dad: Well, what has the idiot done for me?
Campaign person: Ummm.... I don't know...
My Dad: Well, now I'm even more sure I'm not voting for him. *hangs up phone*

I got a good laugh out of that.

Shred Danson 09-27-2005 04:34 PM

That kinda reminds me of the IM conversations we all had with God that one day, for some reason....

Six Foot Revolver 09-27-2005 04:42 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]That kinda reminds me of the IM conversations we all had with God that one day, for some reason....[/QUOTE]
Was that the e-God thing? because if it was then that was awesome.

Shred Danson 09-27-2005 04:53 PM

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. (EDIT: To MXi...er...shor...er...6FR!)

Nice avatar.

Anyways, in terms of life news....there's a chance my band will be playing somewhere in West Virginia with a band called Winter Agony in 3 weeks...good stuff, good stuff. Apparently the club is the place where Lamb of God got its start or something like that...

ATM 09-27-2005 04:54 PM

I should drive down and see you guys. West Virginia isn't too far from me.

Six Foot Revolver 09-27-2005 04:55 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]Nice avatar.[/QUOTE]
:-* Luv u 2 Trev.

[QUOTE]Anyways, in terms of life news....there's a chance my band will be playing somewhere in West Virginia with a band called Winter Agony in 3 weeks...good stuff, good stuff. Apparently the club is the place where Lamb of God got its start or something like that...[/QUOTE]
Good luck with that :).

Shred Danson 09-27-2005 04:57 PM

[QUOTE=Slug]I should drive down and see you guys. West Virginia isn't too far from me.[/QUOTE]

Sounds good, dude..when the chick who's hooking us up with the show gives me the info I'll let you know.

I'm still not 100% sure about it though, man, because we have a really big show October 22nd...

Kurtz 09-27-2005 04:59 PM

Six teeth removed? Ouch. I thought getting cavities filled hurt.

Some little kid at my school got jumped in the front of the school after it ended. Most people would fight back of course, but the guy that jumped him must have been twice the size, because the jumpee isn't even 5 foot, and the jumper was said to be about 6 foot. People said the jumper was a cholo.

So yeah, talk about bullies or whatever.

ATM 09-27-2005 05:00 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]Sounds good, dude..when the chick who's hooking us up with the show gives me the info I'll let you know.

I'm still not 100% sure about it though, man, because we have a really big show October 22nd...[/QUOTE]

Yea, one of my best friends goes to WVU so I could just stay with him.

Anyways, I am getting a cello tomorow :-D

Six Foot Revolver 09-27-2005 05:01 PM

[QUOTE=Kurtz][SIZE=4][B]Six[/B][/SIZE] teeth removed? Ouch. I thought getting cavities filled hurt.

Some little kid at my school got jumped in the front of the school after it ended. Most people would fight back of course, but the guy that jumped him must have been twice the size, because the jumpee isn't even 5 [SIZE=4][B]foot[/B][/SIZE], and the jumper was said to be about 6 foot. People said the jumper was a cholo.

So yeah, talk about [SIZE=4][B]Revolver[/B][/SIZE] or whatever.[/QUOTE]
:eek: :tehspookiez:


NP: Weezer - Say it ain't so

Shred Danson 09-27-2005 05:04 PM

[quote=6Fweener]:-* Luv u 2 Trev.[/quote]

You better fu[size=2]c[/size]king love me, bitch.




...that was awkward.

ATM- A cello? Sweet, man. Bust out some Apocolyptica :lol:

Thor 09-27-2005 05:05 PM

Ugh, long day of playing bass for me. My fingers are killing me. I'll probably get started on another review tonight, any suggestions?

NP - Gorillaz - Sound Check (gravity)

ATM 09-27-2005 05:05 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]You better fu[size=2]c[/size]king love me, bitch.




...that was awkward.

ATM- A cello? Sweet, man. Bust out some Apocolyptica :lol:[/QUOTE]

I might need a few lessons for that :)

But, I am going to try and find a teacher.

Kurtz 09-27-2005 05:05 PM

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]:eek: :tehspookiez:


NP: Weezer - Say it ain't so[/QUOTE]
:lol:

So much for being subtle, huh?

Shred Danson 09-27-2005 05:06 PM

Cello would be fun to play, I guess....

I wanna learn how to play harmonica.

Shadows Within 09-27-2005 05:07 PM

i wanna play violin

Six Foot Revolver 09-27-2005 05:08 PM

I wonna learn how to play the guitar :[B][I][/B][/I]oldschool:.



NP: Queens of the Stone Age - I never came

Shred Danson 09-27-2005 05:10 PM

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]I wonna learn how to play the guitar :[B][I][/B][/I]oldschool:.



NP: Queens of the Stone Age - I never came[/QUOTE]

:lol: That unintentional smiley was so hardcore.

NP: Cannibal Corpse- I Will Kill You

Six Foot Revolver 09-27-2005 05:11 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]:lol: That unintentional smiley was so hardcore.

NP: Cannibal Corpse- I Will Kill You[/QUOTE]
Ninja edit'd behatch.

ATM 09-27-2005 05:13 PM

I have a harmonica, I just have no idea how to play it.

My dad got me these books so that I could learn, but I got frustrated when everything was like Mary Had a Little Lamb.

Shred Danson 09-27-2005 05:14 PM

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]Ninja edit'd behatch.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, well I fu[size=2]c[/size]king saw it, dude. You can't hide the truth!

Thor 09-27-2005 05:59 PM

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]Ninja edit'd behatch.[/QUOTE]
You have the most creative avatar I have probably ever seen. :thumb:

Shadows Within 09-27-2005 06:09 PM

[QUOTE=Thor]You have the most creative avatar I have probably ever seen. :thumb:[/QUOTE]
yeah i know i spit out food first time i saw it i was laughin so hard.

Thor 09-27-2005 06:34 PM

[url]http://sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=3752[/url]

Whores my new review, leave comments.

Thor 09-27-2005 06:45 PM

[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]Your name change has gone straight to Sputnik? I'm still waiting for mine, and it's been weeks :mad:[/QUOTE]
It just happened a few minutes ago. Sorry to hear yours hasn't.

Kage 09-27-2005 06:54 PM

What's with all the name changes, people? I have no idea who the hell anyone is anymore.

Thor 09-27-2005 07:00 PM

[QUOTE=Kage]What's with all the name changes, people? I have no idea who the hell anyone is anymore.[/QUOTE]
My apologies, but I just thought that my old name was retarded so I got this one instead. Plus, Thor is the coolest god ever. :thumb:

Otherside 09-27-2005 07:04 PM

[QUOTE=Kage]What's with all the name changes, people? I have no idea who the hell anyone is anymore.[/QUOTE]

I got so lost when the craze started :(

I still don't know who is who in alot of cass :\

RiceMonster 09-27-2005 08:18 PM

[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]Your name change has gone straight to Sputnik? I'm still waiting for mine, and it's been weeks :mad:[/QUOTE]
Haha, mine went to Sputnik right away muahaha.

[quote=Kage]What's with all the name changes, people? I have no idea who the hell anyone is anymore.[/quote]
A lot of people did it because everyone else is doing it. I had been waiting/trying since December to get mine changed because, well, it was EddieVanHalen769.

Kingofdudes 09-27-2005 08:43 PM

I am old school, I got my name changed months ago(To Gilmour), but I got it changed back to this recently.

magicbus 09-27-2005 08:50 PM

[QUOTE=Otherside]I got so lost when the craze started :(

I still don't know who is who in alot of cass :\[/QUOTE]

Do you have some way I can send you songs? AIM maybe?

I have some bluesy guitar stuff in mind, but it might not be what you're looking for. However, you might enjoy it either way.

Riva 09-27-2005 08:57 PM

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=396214[/url]

The new weekly thread is up. I can't call it an MNM though. :p

Shadows 09-27-2005 08:59 PM

I still love it like a cheap shirt.

morrissey 09-27-2005 09:35 PM

[QUOTE=Jom]Haha, not at all. Look at Ramsey. He asked for a reset, and a week later he was like, "Uh DBJ I want my posts back lol :-*." Really, it's all good. Same thing with Simple Man. He was like "BYE MX :wave:" and then he wanted a reset, and then he asked for them back. The only person who's kept the reset is Mozza, but I think she takes things as seriously around here as I do, so heh.

As for the article: yes, I saw it twenty minutes ago or so. Thanks :)[/QUOTE]
I know this is old, but I came across it so yeah. I like having a smaller postcount. Even though I'm slowly working my way back to where I was before.

Time to break out the alternate accounts! >_> <_<

Jom 09-27-2005 09:36 PM

[QUOTE=morrissey]I know this is old, but I came across it so yeah. I like having a smaller postcount. Even though I'm slowly working my way back to where I was before.

Time to break out the alternate accounts! >_> <_<[/QUOTE]

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