[quote=Zowë]j'ai une grande booblees :)

lol[/quote]
:eek:
translates too: [I]"i have [B]A [/B]large boob"[/I]
FREAK

lol@ Pajj

Didn't he loss half a ton before doing that role? I do like Christian Bale, I think I'll check it out

j'ai une[B]s[/B] grande booblees ??

Yeah he lost about half his body weight. It's really disturbing watching him in this film. He looks like so ill.
I've liked him since seeing American Psycho. Plus he's darn handsome too!

O rly? :(

Ya.

... rly :upset:

He's uber hot, not as hot as all you guys though :p

Plus in Metroland you get to see his pee pee

lol perv :p

Is it true that in magazines like Cosmo and stuff, there's little columns like in lads mags where they take the films for the week and do a little timetable for when there's boobs? Only for pee pees?

I've never seen that in girly mags :(
I used to read Zoo and Nuts when the security guy at work left them lying around. They're hella funny!

They might as well just run the same three issues every week or so, they're either Michelle & Wossnames, Best Boobs In Britain or the odd Lisa Snowdon/Kelly Brook cover

lol they're cool

I just read Cosmo now. This months mag was about how to achieve a full body orgasm...
as well as some other stuff!

Do tell ...

[QUOTE=PAJJ]:eek:
translates too: [I]"i have [B]A [/B]large boob"[/I]
FREAK[/QUOTE]

so one's large and one's not?

Or there's just one, in the centre?

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]Do tell ...[/QUOTE]
[B]part 1[/B]
-read a sexy novel
-picture the last time you had amazing sex (it'll awaken erogenous zones)
-get a bum massage
-get sweaty ("believe it or not sweat can help you achieve a stronger orgasm")
-focus on your hair, it has lots of nerve endings
-"Scare yourself sexy" being frightened releases adrenalin which helps maintain a strong orgasm
-have caffine before doing the do

[B]part 2[/B]
-take deep breathes
-"when climaxing ask him to grab the back of your heel" :-/
-aural pleasure
-use hot and cold stimulants

Hope that helps!

[B]FOD[/B]

FOD
Go Me

wait what happened there.....
damn it.

:mad:
ehh ^^

i must of gone blind, i could have sworn i wasn't there :(
oh well I guess i was just distracted by the talk of orgasms......

I'm 18 :chug:

YAY

/doesn't feel any different....

Merry Birthday
:chug:

thank you :D

I need to get me some ID!

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to zoooooweeeeee
happy birthday to you

Happy Birthday, Zowë.

a very trouserless FOAD for me.

Happy Birthday.


Sorry to say, but turning 18 meant nothing, heh.

Dear god its a bit ago now .. :(

happy birthday and many more to come etc.

d[SIZE="2"]a[/SIZE]mn this im sick and stuck at home all day.

[QUOTE=Flower Dance]Happy Birthday, Zowë.

a very trouserless FOAD for me.[/QUOTE]
And I'm scared.

Also happy birthydays Zo:)

It's okay Ollie, I found a pair.

eww nakedness on the internet :eek:

Thank you everyone <3

Sup thread :wave:

[quote=Zowë]thank you :D

[B] I need to get me some ID![/B][/quote]
The reason i got my profisional driving licence, if it hadn't been for lack of nothing better to do, i wouldn't of gone and got my full one.

15 mins until i go back to Uni, cannot wait :)

Yeah, I have had my provisional licence since about a week after I turned 17, never taken a lesson yet.

I'm supposed to be getting lessons for my birthday.
But now I'm going to Russia it looks unlikely.

I've got the form, all filled out, sitting infront of me.
I don't really have money to actually get it just now though :(

Russia, wow.

Yeah, he is returning to the Motherland.

Vodkaland :D

We get a night off there.
I can see it ending with me waking up in the middle of nowhere with an empty bottle in my hand, after a night in Moscow.

Shouting about Communism and wearing a furry hat.

That's the norm, Ollie.

Yeah, that's you every day.

I'll bring you back a Russian souvenir.
Like a barrel of vodka.

Why you going to russia, seems a bit random, unless you really love vodka :-\.

I think i'm going to go to the hospital, i had this intense stabbing pain in my side early, which went but i think it's coming back.

Have fun.

"school trip"

<_<
>_>