lol, the Best jokes to make are the STD jokes haha

[QUOTE=White]lol, the Best jokes to make are the STD jokes haha[/QUOTE]

Your mom has more STDs than Albert Einstiens IQ number
I think thats how it goes.

I don't know.

[QUOTE=White]lol, the Best jokes to make are the STD jokes haha[/QUOTE]
We regret to inform you sir.. You have syphillis.







LMAO

Your mom's so fat she has to wear sweat pants.

AH! HAHAHAHAHA.

[QUOTE=VTDS_xx]Your mom's so fat she has to wear sweat pants.

AH! HAHAHAHAHA.[/QUOTE]

I might be laughing for the wrong reasons.

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Bored

I can't tell which way its going.

Is it popping out?

Or going in?>

You're quite the magician.

lol. The best Joke/meanest I have made was after my friends girlfriend cheated on him (Shes a vegitarian) Ya, so she "Jerked" the guy haha. SO i walked up to her and said "Hey Tasha. I thought you were a vegitarian, but you sure like to beat meat" and ya, she just walked away.

EDIT: damn Phil, thats amazing lol.

I could use a complex vBulletin code exploit to destroy this page of thread.

But I'd probably get banned.

Ah man, I just had the best dinner ever, leg of lamb with gravy, mint jelly, potatoes, and then a nice chocolate raspberry cake from the bakery for desert.

it is nearly 2am here:)

[QUOTE=TTTSNB]Ah man, I just had the best dinner ever, leg of lamb with gravy, mint jelly, potatoes, and then a nice chocolate raspberry cake from the bakery for desert.[/QUOTE]

I had ham. Delicious baked country ham.

and these awesome cheesy potatoes.

and rolls with apple butter.

and green beans.

and rainbow sherbert.

[QUOTE=SkaRabbit]it is nearly 2am here:)[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the update Big Ben

Am I right guys?

Holy ****, what a ****ed up easter.

wasted?

Did the easter bunny not leave you any eggs this year?

[quote=Porkupine]I had ham. Delicious baked country ham.

and these awesome cheesy potatoes.

and rolls with apple butter.

and green beans.

and rainbow sherbert.[/quote]
Ah man, thats a good combo too. I had ham for christmas.

oh my god my whole left side of my body is in pain. agh work. i'm going to buff up with this job, gonna make you all jealous.

i'm so tired. i'm not used to being up at 5 a.m.

now i'm off to nap again. i can sleep in tomorrow finally.

[QUOTE=Loyton]Holy ****, what a ****ed up easter.[/QUOTE]
Explain?

mmmm my easter was fun!
woke up at her place, sexed it up, went out for breakfast, headed back by noon with wine & and a movie (narnia). sexed it up some more, finished the movie, took a nap, some final goodbye-sex as we woke up, and then home I went!

and now I can't stop watching stanton moore's dvd! he's bloody awesome!

we had the most ghetto *** Easter dinner, ham and mac and cheese

I was like damn wtf?! :(

[QUOTE=milkmit]mmmm my easter was fun!
woke up at her place, sexed it up, went out for breakfast, headed back by noon with wine & and a movie (narnia). sexed it up some more, finished the movie, took a nap, some final goodbye-sex as we woke up, and then home I went!

and now I can't stop watching stanton moore's dvd! he's bloody awesome![/QUOTE]
Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing

Hello?
What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's cracking?
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Narnia!) Then it's happening.

But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.

Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.

Where's the movie playing?
Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)

68th and Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?
Snack attack mother****er!

The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.

Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.

Roll up to the theater. Ticket buying what we're handling.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.

Now quiet in the theater or it's going to get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.

The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.

sorry, the Narnia part just reminded me of that.

Narnia is an excellent movie, I was thinking it would suck, but I loved it

I had turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, rolls, homemade mac & cheese, amazing gravy and chocolate cake for dessert.
And alot of Nestea Instant Sweet Tea to drink.
And Cadbury eggs out the ***.
Omg they are amazing.

pff. breakfast; back to bed. woke up, showered, some drums, practiced some kicks; showered again; went so some local bands; got hammered, got back.

I thought I was the only one who had that "Lazy Sunday" rap memorized :)

i ate a burger

I didnt eat anything for easter dinner cause the dinner roles RUINED it. (They were Cold)

You could have heated them, you know.

I had lamb, potatoes, and three kinds of dessert. They were a lemon mold, a raspberry/chocolate cheesecake, and a berry tort. It was excellent.

narnia was indeed MUCH better than I thought it'd be!

and I apologize for the shameless kinda-sorta wannabe-bragging, which I'm aware is annoying....but I went a good year+ with only sporatic laying (once every few months, max)...so it's kinda nice to be seeing someone regularly these days who is willing & able, and I can't help but be super happy... ;)

that narnia rap is good stuff. :)

[quote=Carn]pff. breakfast; back to bed. woke up, showered, some drums, practiced some kicks; showered again; went so some local bands; got hammered, got back.[/quote]
Haha, well its basically an American thing nowadays, that and very religous people.

oh; my dad did the whole easter thing but I had better things to do. Like seeing my friends band called "Fanthrax". Caught in a mosh!

I had a 32 ounce steak for lunch, it was very, very good. I didn't eat much else though.

[quote=Carn]oh; my dad did the whole easter thing but I had better things to do. Like seeing my friends band called "Fanthrax". Caught in a mosh![/quote]
Oh thats true, I'd rather be doing that too , haha.

I saw Anthrax live once :cool:
Good times.

I had chilli for easter diner. It was nummy.

On Single Stroke Four, DO I pause A click, then Four???? cause thats what I have been doing

i gave up meat for lent. I had a slice of easter ham. I got sick.

happy easter!
 

i had some awesome honey baked ham :D



...and i ordered a pair of these bad boys today....
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Nice choice thugs!

[QUOTE=White]On Single Stroke Four, DO I pause A click, then Four???? cause thats what I have been doing[/QUOTE]

Nope.. RLRL straight through, last note is the 8th