lol, yeah thats right.

nothin.

Actually...they tend to like, "Hey baby wanna lay down with me!"

I do it all the time...

lol, tommy. sweet song.

[QUOTE=primus_55]i cant imagine driving in a car listening to primus, it just doesnt make sense really.[/QUOTE]


I do that all the time!!! Sure people stare at me... but i don't care, it's primus dammit!!!

the scene is a quiet suburban neighborhood

Local bassist Mutha Plucka is cruisin along in his hot ride (90 Dodge Dynasty) with Primus cranking.

He pulls up along a group of the fine ladies walking to the shoe store.

"Hello Ladies... whats goin on?"

Jerry Was a Racecar Driver is currently rattling the windows of the car.

"Get the **** away from us, you weird *** mother****er! Your music sucks too."

"So you don't wanna catch a movie?"

"No ****tard!! Jesus!! C'mon girls, lets go to Starbucks."

Later, he tries again with Seven Nation Army playing. Upon hearing the ****ty bass pedal riff, the girls quickly launch into turbo slut mode.

"Hey, Mutha Plucka! Lemme whip some skull on ya!!"

So he gets his poon tang, but at what cost?


(Yes I Have WAY too much time)

Besides, if they blow upon hearing Seven Nation Army, then you'll probably get VD, cause I always hear that **** song.

And now there is one.

I think this thread died of VD

hey e p

I ****in killed it

Not if I give it the Kiss of Life!

I'm not sure that will help

"Live Dammit Live! Where are those little heart-paddle things George Clooney uses?"
"Do you know what you're doing with those?"
"Of course! What's it look like?!"
"An execution?"

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]hey e p

I ****in killed it[/QUOTE]


Dont worry

Everyone has a natural talent. :p

You talking about an external defribulator?

Watch as soon as i post this, a rush of people will start posting, and if not... i jump off a 30 storie building :-|

/posts to spite crap

[QUOTE=MasterofBass]I do that all the time!!! Sure people stare at me... but i don't care, it's primus dammit!!![/QUOTE]

rofl yeh, me and by buddy hansel drive around listening to primus all the time, especially when we listen to tommy the cat, we turn it up and go nuts

Why won't you live!

****ing live *******!! Live mother****er

It hates you.

gotta refresh the page more often

Refresh your mom

Sup Crap, Paul, e p

[QUOTE=e p]Refresh your mom[/QUOTE]


stfu. jesus, this page and the last few should be the official coma-symptom pages of Casual 16

this sucks *** :upset:

Wow.

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]stfu. jesus, this page and the last few should be the official coma-symptom pages of Casual 16

this sucks *** :upset:[/QUOTE]

I was just adding to the drama.


:upset:

I think we should try and keep this thread at least updated with a new post every five minutes at night goddammit

check out this site: [url]www.progarchives.com[/url]

Guys you really let me down.

I'm just kidding, you guys are sweet

Night MX

Listen to saosin or die not doing so.

Boysenberry yogourt is good.

Hallo.