The last paragraph is incredible. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.

My favorite quote from the story:

"He had detected the air of Death in a matter of moments following the death of the dog, while furiously listening to Goatvomit 666. He immediately began to play black metal underground grindcore music that came from the depths and doom of Hell."

I almost **** my pants.

i can't decide whether i'm more amazed that i read it in full, or that you wrote it.

Uh, I didn't write that, bro.

Was I Talkin To U Justin?>

I thought mebbe you were sorry :(

What records are you getting from him?

Gospel the Moon is a Dead World
Orchid / Jeromes Dream split
and Vidablue / KCommunique split

Oh nice, how much did you have to pay for all that?

he said he sent them

[QUOTE=Matt?;16963094]i can't decide whether i'm more amazed that i read it in full, or that you wrote it.[/QUOTE]

it's so repulsive, i really can't believe we are capable of writing that

[QUOTE=cbmartinez;16965853]he said he sent them



it's so repulsive, i really can't believe we are capable of writing that[/QUOTE]

LOLOLOL yeah some of that **** was vile.

i've never had any record lost in the mail and the last time i got a record from neeshee i had to hound him about it like 4 times until it finally came two months later.

i call bullshit, but whatever it was only like 30 bucks.

so morrissey is playing in VA in march, I really want to go

why would you want to see an mx mod

is iluvatar opening for him or something, cause he sucks

iluvatar is not an mx mod but rather an awesome power metal/rush tribute band!

Chris... god damn it.

That was ridiculous.

Very creative.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16966370]iluvatar is not an mx mod but rather an awesome power metal/rush tribute band![/QUOTE]

nice.

[QUOTE=whiteminority;16967587]Chris... god damn it.

That was ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

dude

DUDE

My gf thought that story was really funny. :(

[QUOTE=cbmartinez;16968408]dude

DUDE[/QUOTE]

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really though i lol'd

denovali is the greatest mailorder thing ever

[url]http://www.denovali.com/mihaiedrisch/[/url]

[url]http://www.denovali.com/mihaiprev.jpg[/url]

Check out the Mihai Edrisch vinyl that just came out. It was a re-release of the vinyl. And for whoever doesn't have this yet, both of their releases are up for free download at [url]www.mihaiedrisch.com[/url]

Band members went onto Daitro and Celeste.

yah that band is so like 2 years ago d00d

yes but the new vinyl is beautiful

they give out their **** for free for a reason

are those new taas splits (pelican, russian circles, tropics) any good? i doubt it but whatev

the split with Pelican was pretty lame

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16971157]they give out their **** for free for a reason[/QUOTE]

stupid statement.

off minor gave out their new cd for free avatar boy. pax cecilia. kidcrash ended up giving away their stuff for free download.

i didnt say they gave it away because it sucked retard

pax cecilia and kidcrash are baaaaaaaaaaad