Can we stop talking about having kids

it's making me think of the girl I'm not having kids with right now

there was a kid screaming his *** off when I was at the restaurant a couple hours ago

seriously hate them

should have curbstomped it

least you bastards might end up having kids at all. looks like imma dip out on that tip. (hooray a completely selfish life with lots of moneys!!!). and i dont wanna miss out.

Being a dad is probably my #1 goal in life

then my son will join MX and be all like 'my dad is more elite than your dad' and stevie will be all >:[

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

@ deth - its a good goal to have bro, heaps of my mates wouldnt have it any other way

[QUOTE=Deth;17399885]Being a dad is probably my #1 goal in life

then my son will join MX and be all like 'my dad is more elite than your dad' and stevie will be all >:[[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, his dad will finally be dethroned as the most elite dad in all of the land.

[QUOTE=Deth;17399885]Being a dad is probably my #1 goal in life

then my son will join MX and be all like 'my dad is more elite than your dad' and stevie will be all >:[[/QUOTE]

I would laugh so hard if you had like 2 or 3 girls

omg

but yeah I'm 99% sure I'm not having a single kid

I want to have girls so I can kill boys that don't treat them with respect

I will curbstomp so many teenage dudes if I have a girl

i'd prefer to have girls tbh, it'd be a stress but worth it

im going to be an awesome dad

I'm only gonna curbstomp guys that try to take advantage of my daughters or physically harm them. Any thing else they do to them is fair game.

totally not creepy or anything

edit: to josh obv

i just jerked off to a girl pooping :) :(

I don't think I could physically and mentally endure having a daughter, maybe, [I]maybe [/I]a son

but I'd settle for a dog

Speaking of daughers - Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be!

Sup guys... I'm making a CTTS discography CD :) Would any of you like their whole discography?

Nope.

What is CTTS?

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran!

[QUOTE=LostChild;17399914]What is CTTS?

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran![/QUOTE]

please stop those

Just a few more:

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption!

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

The Buddhist refused pain-killers during the root canal because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Ok I'm done.

my sides thank you

I actually lol'd at a couple of them, personally.

i want to totally destroy your avatar alex

ME TOO !

*brent and alex disappear to run a train*

[QUOTE=Deth;17399902]totally not creepy or anything

edit: to josh obv[/QUOTE]

im not that ****ed up really. it's controlled creepiness.

[QUOTE=LostChild;17399914]What is CTTS?

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran![/QUOTE]

Circle Takes the Square... I even got the Ritual of Names demo if you guys want that?

[QUOTE=LostChild;17399925]ME TOO !

*brent and alex disappear to run a train*[/QUOTE]

:chug:

:smoke:

I can't stop reading these puns. They're so funny.

anyone down to play minigolf or pool or something?

alcohol is my favorite sport, i like the way they dribble up and down the court

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17399928]Circle Takes the Square... I even got the Ritual of Names demo if you guys want that?[/QUOTE]

Whoa NO WAY HOW DID YOU GET THAT!?!!

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17399933]anyone down to play minigolf or pool or something?[/QUOTE]

yeah i'll play minigolf i'm bored as ****

Mathjic told me that Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole.

Si1v3RfaNg got hookups

don't doubt the faNg

i was watching some video mixtape before and a random clip of homies in bling ****ing mad bitches in a pool of money came up it was lol

[I]a pool of money[/I]

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17399945]Whoa NO WAY HOW DID YOU GET THAT!?!![/QUOTE]

lol Seriously try finding it on blogsearch... it's not there... at least not that I'm aware of.