[QUOTE=Gorgon;18824798]nick are you a dapper young gentleman now?[/QUOTE]

no i just shave regularly and try not to be a total slob

i know a good few relatively decent girls that are chubby chasers and would find nick adorable and "different"

like the tumblr whores i get dumped by

[QUOTE=StaffReviewer;18824826]no i just shave regularly and try not to be a total slob[/QUOTE]

I've started shaving every second day

if my stubble gets too long it gets caught up in my gf's hair and that's super annoying

dont think a girl has ever been attracted to me

you'd be surprised I had a random dude in high school get all passive aggressive and snappy at me one week cause his girlfriend confessed she had a wet dream about me

I have no idea what happened I never ever knew them and I was slobby as fuck back then lol

i remember one time the hottest girl in the middle school (by just about everyones vote) had a crush on me because she felt sorry for me and didnt tell me til years later

i was really ugly in middle school and apparently some cute girl liked me but I was like whatever

at the time she had rubber band braces like I did, she ended up hot in high school but that ship sailed

do you even think before you speak? jesus

sometimes i think i might've had a chance then but probably not

In all honesty, you'd be surprised the types of guys some girls are attracted to.

It's not always the "hot" ones, depends on their taste, obv.

yeah i've seen good looking girls with guys that are prob uglier than me (if that's possible)

I'm every girl's type

yeah girls don't really care about looks they just want a guy that will crack obvious jokes and be a douchebag even if he's ugly

all you have to do is be oblivious and an asshole sometimes and not be disgusting and you can easily get laid

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18824327]

hey hitler, no one really agrees with you and all your nazis apart from all your nazis, just so you know[/QUOTE]

and hitler had a moustache

it's all coming together

wait... seriously?

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18824929]all you have to do is be oblivious and an asshole sometimes and not be disgusting and you can easily get laid[/QUOTE]

yeah pretty much just be oblivious

i don't know if girls wanna fuck me cuz im too busy helping them pick prom dresses and saying things like "hashtag" and "awwww"

[QUOTE=adbforever;18824873]i was really ugly in middle school [/QUOTE]

then you got really REALLY ugly? :lol:

you'd space the fuck out if you had any idea how ugly i was in middle school lol

like 7th or 8th grade yearbook photo posted and shit would go down mx history

'space the fuck out'

lmao

haha i didnt even catch the humor of that one at first

i pointed it out because i like space

my hair looks normal for most of high school then in grade eleven and twelve it looks like i stuck my finger in an electrical socket

idk

girls just love me bros

r u still w/ the same girl frank?

ofc

everybody loves me

:3

this frankie dude is pathetic

nigga wut, fwankie is p awesome

is that bitch nigga trying to talk shit on frankie now? :lol: