That's a cool story Jaundice

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17897331]Damn dude!! loooool

EDIT: hahahaha you're all chub chasers[/QUOTE]

She was the best in bed out of all of them though. No joke.

All bewbs and butt.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17897338]9 is like

i'd like to get caught cheating on you just to have to beg for forgiveness status

or like

i wouldn't care if people thought i was unhealthily dependent on you, status

i firmly believe that a girl being a 10 is a theoretical impossibility as 10 exists as a mythical ideal that doesn't coincide with probably outcomes[/QUOTE]

You're puttin the p[I]u[/I]ssy on a pedestal, man.

you would cheat on the girl youd give your highest possible rating too?

well then

[I]http://www.myspace.com/thenewfoundlands [/I]

Dammit listen to my [B]Gold Teeth On A Bum[/B] remix

A girl that weighs 220 would literally destroy me. I'm strong but not [I]that[/I] strong.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17897340]She was the best in bed out of all of them though. No joke.

All bewbs and butt.[/QUOTE]


so like 40 pound boobs and butt?

[quote=Aaron;17897345][I]http://www.myspace.com/thenewfoundlands [/I]

Dammit listen to my [B]Gold Teeth On A Bum[/B] remix[/quote]
f u page turn

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17897341]You're puttin the p[I]u[/I]ssy on a pedestal, man.[/QUOTE]

not really i'm pretty apathetic to girls emotionally and id pretty much **** around with anything that wasn't fat or gross

i just think that theoretically i could fall in love with a girl if she was really attractive

k but lets talk about personalities

dated two chiks that were chill as fuuuuuuk as one that was a total douchebag

Dated 2 girls who were pretty awesome and one that was funny and stuff but would be way too much to deal with in the long term.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17897348]so like 40 pound boobs and butt?[/QUOTE]

Prettymuch. She was well put together.

that's so [I]weird[/I]

First chick I dated was the most sane but she was a boring person. Rest have been kinda crazy/weird but more fun to be around.

i've never had a "boring" girlfriend per se, they were always at least insane enough to talk about marriage after three days or something amusing like that

but idk my only recent girlfriends were stereotypical indie chicks, my first gf was the only one that was totally bat **** crazy

i miss her we used to throbbing gristle and drugs

almost dated one of my best friends who is easily the coolest girl i know but she started dating some other guy who i'm now friends with so thats cool. i also dont have to deal with her alcoholism or durg addiction so thats also cool.

The next chick I date isn't even gonna know that I do drugs.

Best of luck to you.

Or maybe I could just stop but that's a huge ****ing maybe prob not even gonna happen idk why I said it.

my next gf will probably only love for me for my awkward pop

fat girl talk ?!

/crashes through the ceiling

Fat chicks are the worst I don't see how you guys can even tolerate it.

they gross

Fat chicks are like hot chicks but with unnessesary fat on them.
I'm almost twice my girl's weight.

they're beautiful on the inside

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17897374]Or maybe I could just stop but that's a huge ****ing maybe prob not even gonna happen idk why I said it.[/QUOTE]

do you envision doing drugs forever

because that kinda sucks if you do

[quote=Mr. Ron;17897384]they're beautiful on the inside[/quote]
Only when I'm in them.

[QUOTE=Deth;17897386]do you envision doing drugs forever

because that kinda sucks if you do[/QUOTE]

Not forever but the foreseeable future is hazy maaaaaaan.

fat chicks are ****ing lame

some girls that are chubby but have other attractive features are cool tho

Fat chicks best not even waste they time talkin to me.

If they're not white I think **** yeah.

the newfoundlands are good

Cap'n Jazz is better.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17897406]If they're not white I think **** yeah.[/QUOTE]

youre such a race traitor

Ima keep spamming till someone listens to my new music or I'll

[QUOTE=illmitch;17897413]youre such a race traitor[/QUOTE]

Dude I'm just helping out subhumans with my IRON ARYAN SEED OV MIGHT.

lol i got ignored when talking about azn girls

i gone pissed yull off good

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17897418]lol i got ignored when talking about azn girls

i gone pissed yull off good[/QUOTE]

Aren't you like twelve? Who cares if a twelve year old saw azn girls.

no im 13 ok

You just a bebe.

Sup bros? Just got back from my computer class.

/nerd