I was pounding beers and jack daniels last night. Also smoked some weed. But it was all worth it because at one point I was in a hot tub with 4 girls.

[QUOTE=Bartender]They're hanging mistletoe; they kiss! Why, that looks so unique. Inspired! They're gathering around to hear a story, roasting chestnuts on a fire![/QUOTE]
What's this? In here they've got a little tree, how queer. And who would ever think. And why?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I was pounding beers and jack daniels last night. Also smoked some weed. But it was all worth it because at one point I was in a hot tub with 4 girls.[/QUOTE]

And I was in a threesome :D

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]And I was in a threesome :D[/QUOTE]
!

How'd it go?

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]What's this? In here they've got a little tree, how queer. And who would ever think. And why?[/QUOTE]

They're covering it with tiny little things, they've got electric lights on strings and there's a smile on everyone, so now correct me if I'm wrong, this looks like fun, this looks like fun, oh could it be I've got my wish?

What's this?

[size=1]Is it bad that this is being typed out from memory? :([/size]

[QUOTE=Bartender]They're covering it with tiny little things, they've got electric lights on strings and there's a smile on everyone, so now correct me if I'm wrong, this looks like fun, this looks like fun, oh could it be I've got my wish?

What's this?

[size=1]Is it bad that this is being typed out from memory? :([/size][/QUOTE]
Oh my, what now? The children are asleep. But look, there's nothing underneath. No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them. Oh ensnare them, only little cozy things. Secure inside their dreamland.

What's this?

[QUOTE=Bartender][size=1]Is it bad that this is being typed out from memory? :([/size][/QUOTE]

[SIZE=1]I hope not [/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]!

How'd it go?[/QUOTE]

How do you think it went? :)

Oh, you.

And Bartender and Efil: WTF are you talking about?

The Nightmare Before Christmas.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]How do you think it went? :)[/QUOTE]

[COLOR=Yellow][SIZE=7]Nice![/SIZE][/COLOR]

Hell yeah.

So how did it go down? Did my advice help?

Anyhow, we were all sitting in her dorm, we had thrown back a few beers, we were a little buzzed, so I popped the question, "What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually?"
I went first (the craziest thing I ever done sexually was sex in a car...tame, I know)
My gf said sex on the beach (WTF)
Her roommate said sex in a kids' playground (WTF)

So I pounced on the situation and I said, "Threesome! We need to do SOMETHING crazy! Let's try a threesome!" jokingly, and after the laughing died down my girlfriend was like, "You know...why not? While we're here" and then it happened.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]
Her roommate said sex in a kids' playground (WTF)[/QUOTE]
:lol:

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]Oh my, what now? The children are asleep. But look, there's nothing underneath. No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them. Oh ensnare them, only little cozy things. Secure inside their dreamland.

What's this?[/QUOTE]

The monsters are all missing, and the nightmares can't be found, and in their place there seems to be good feeling all around. Instead of screams I swear I can hear music in the air; the smell of cakes and pies are aboslutely everywhere. The sights, the sounds! They're everywhere and all around, I've never felt so good before! This empty place inside of me is filling up, I simply cannot get enough, I want it, oh I want, oh I want it for my own; I've got to know, I've got to know, what is this place that I have found? What is this?!

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Anyhow, we were all sitting in her dorm, we had thrown back a few beers, we were a little buzzed, so I popped the question, "What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually?"
I went first (the craziest thing I ever done sexually was sex in a car...tame, I know)
My gf said sex on the beach (WTF)
Her roommate said sex in a kids' playground (WTF)

So I pounced on the situation and I said, "Threesome! We need to do SOMETHING crazy! Let's try a threesome!" jokingly, and after the laughing died down my girlfriend was like, "You know...why not? While we're here" and then it happened.[/QUOTE]

/my new hero

[QUOTE=Bartender]The monsters are all missing, and the nightmares can't be found, and in their place there seems to be good feeling all around. Instead of screams I swear I can hear music in the air; the smell of cakes and pies are aboslutely everywhere. The sights, the sounds! They're everywhere and all around, I've never felt so good before! This empty place inside of me is filling up, I simply cannot get enough, I want it, oh I want, oh I want it for my own; I've got to know, I've got to know, what is this place that I have found? What is this?![/QUOTE]
Christmas Town? Hmm...

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]/my new hero[/QUOTE]

Aw shucks.

We are both lucky man. Sh[size=2]it[/size] like that doesn't happen as easily as it did for you and me very often.

This is true.

Hey AH.

2:30? Where you at?

/it's 1:30 in el midwest

2:30 here in MD.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]2:30 here in MD.[/QUOTE]
Yep, same here.

Yeah, but I thought AH was in Michigan.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Michigan is in EST, dumbass :)[/QUOTE]

It is?

Da[size=2]mn Michiganians.[/size]

EDIT: Some of Michigan is Central time, the right side is eastern, i think

i phrased that bad

Its 2:30 here now

haha AH, that's an awesome rep that you gave me.

I got a pretty odd rep from DM...

"Dodgeball is cool. I'm spreading rep. How's your mother? FF/D'M"

Its been a while since ive repped anybody, but i havent been in as many conversations

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Maybe part of the UP, but none of the LP is.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone actually live in that upper part?

Does anybody even care about michigan? why the hell are we talking about it...of all the states.../sigh

Random fact - 1/5 of whoever opens this thread replies, compared to
1/7-1/8 of whoever open the Classic rock thread

I dont know why i did that math...

I don't know why either.

Everything I never wanted to know about sex....... well I never wanted to believe that the over 50's still did it, I was forced to find out after walking in on my parents.... :upset:

[QUOTE=bassman1988]Everything I never wanted to know about sex....... well I never wanted to believe that the over 50's still did it, I was forced to find out after walking in on my parents.... :upset:[/QUOTE]

pixplz :p

Stupid newb.

[url]http://tinypic.com/1yo19w[/url]

That's all of it I could show.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Stupid newb.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

its so true

AH usually takes two or three screenshots of his rep comments.