yeah well I play beer pong

I have a suspicion this a popular frat activity

shut your whore mouth

i have weed cut up in a little bag and i have my flask full of rum. soon i shall embark on a walk to some person's house to get ****ed up and kill bitches. gonna be a good night

sup new main oh shi

oh shi

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17341994]shut up drunkplow I will fight you at a show[/QUOTE]

[I]Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love! [/I]

EDIT: Thought Gangreen was to be your new main, adb..?

lawl

this is my new main, Gangrene got b& for posting a picture of naked laydeez

i like it, now i can be all like sup adb and you can be like sup rasp and then we make out

perhaps

what if i dressed up like a person of a particular abrahamic faith and let you gas me

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17342004]shut your whore mouth[/QUOTE]

[i]you're aching for a breaking, sonny jim[/i]

nah dawg
[QUOTE=rasputin;17342028]what if i dressed up like a person of a particular abrahamic faith and let you gas me[/QUOTE]

possibly

i wonder if the holocaust symbol will get you banned if saying k*ke does the trick

shhhh

i couldn't make it any more loud if I tried bro

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WASSUP
Stranger: just chillin
Stranger: u?
You: NM BRO
You: THIS CHICK THINKS IM MAD AT HER
You: BUT I'M NOT
Stranger: what happened?
You: BASICALLY WE'VE BEEN TALKING ALL SUMMER ON FACEBOOK RIGHT
You: SO THEN SHE FINALLY SENDS ME A MESSAGE ASKING IF I'M OK
You: I SAY YEAH BITCH I'M OK
You: THEN SHE'S LIKE WHATS WITH THE CAPS
You: I'M LIKE SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH YOU CANT HANDLE THE CAPS
You: SO YEAH
Stranger: sorry, but whats caps?
You: WHAT THE HELL
You: ARE YOU RETRADED
Stranger: no i m not, i m german
You: SAME THING
Stranger: yeah right like americans are smart asses
You: WE ARE BITCH
You: HEIL HITLER
You: f**k OFF SUBHUMANS
You: 1488
Stranger: he s dead. get over it!
You: 1488
You: 1488
Your conversational partner has disconnected

i actually lol'd pretty hard at that

Stranger: welcome, can i take you order?
You: yes
You: you can take my order
You: and you SHALL take my order
You: for I am Sennacherib, King of Assyria
You: firstly
You: I demand no more and no less than four Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers
You: the meat shall be bloody
Stranger: yes your majesty
You: the mayo shall be withheld
You: then, for the royal coffers are but meager in this time of siege against Hezekiah
You: I demand no more and no less than three value fry orders
Stranger: of course your majesty
You: lastly, I demand of thee a CHOCOLATE frosty
You: for my regal throat is parched by the hard labor of my campaign
You: and do not f[size=2]u[/size]cketh up mine order
Stranger: SO his majesty wants four bacon jr cheeseburgers with bloody meat, three value fry orders, and a chocolate frosty?
Stranger: anything else for his majesty?
You: that is correct
You: no, you peasant
You: my royal chariot, its wheels bespattered with blood and filth, shall now approach the takeout window
Stranger: it will be 8.90 in total
Stranger: we have a special deal for royalty
You: here is a ten dollar bill
You: thou may keepeth the change
You: I am a generous king
Stranger: our majesty is too kind
Stranger: enjoy your meal your majesty
You: fare thee well

Stranger: hi
You: I cut their throats like lambs.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: asl
You: I cut off their precious lives as one cuts a string.
You: +2700/m/Assyria
Stranger: 16 m china
You: Like the many waters of a storm, I made the contents of their gullets and entrails run down upon the wide earth.
Stranger: wow
You: My prancing steeds, harnessed for my riding, plunged into the streams of their blood as (into) a river.
Stranger: really?
You: The wheels of my war chariot, which brings low the wicked and the evil, were bespattered with blood and filth.
Stranger: change a topic,ok?
You: With the bodies of their warriors I filled the plain, like grass.
You: 哈哈
You: (Their) testicles I cut off, and tore out their privates like the seeds of cucumbers.
Stranger: 你
Stranger: 唉。。。。。
You: 你很易受骗
You: lol
You: I'm white by the way
You: MIND****
Stranger: **** u
You: lolololol
Stranger: 你哪裡的
You: I'm going to post this on a forum so people can laugh
You: 美国
Stranger: really?
You: yes
You: this time it's for real
Stranger: why?chinese
You: no I'm white
You: I'm white as a moldy old dog turd
Stranger: u can speak chinese
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
You: 我可以说汉语一点
Stranger: come on man
You: http://www.tudou.com/home/hammerkrieg
You: I'm white
You: trust me
Stranger: ok
You: I'm just trolling people on omegle because it's funny
Stranger: 說幾句漢語
Stranger: i have to say
Stranger: **** u
You: boy u wack
Stranger: ............./´¯/).............(\¯`\
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.........../....//................\\....\
...../´¯/..../´¯\............./¯`\....\¯`\..
.././.../..../..../.|_......_|.\....\....\...\.\..
(.(....(....(..../.)..)....(..(.\....)....).....).)
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..\................. /........\................../
....\..............(............)............../
You: I get on the keyboard and start pressing buttons
You: I make beats and ****, and they don't sound like nuttin
Stranger: hey,listen
You: why my best friend and my shortie always be ****in?
You: I said, man, **** it
Stranger: u
Stranger: come on
Stranger: change a topic
You: I like dildos
You: what's your favorite kind of dildo?
You: lacquer I guess?
Stranger: say some thing except sex ,ok、
You: um
You: so how about that Nanjing massacre?
Stranger: 300000people dead
You: those Japs kicked your asses
Stranger: ur asses
You: no we nuked them
You: don't you remember?
Stranger: what
You: we dropped atomic bombs on Japan
You: USA #1
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: do u hate japs?
You: no they totally ruled China
You: plus they make good porn
You: and they have Ryuichi Sakamoto
You: what more to ask for
Stranger: u
Stranger: a silly bitch
You: no I'm a goddamn genius
Stranger: what sre u ****in' saying
Stranger: u
You: I'm going to copy paste this entire chat log and show it to people
Stranger: remeber
You: they will laugh
Stranger: at u
You: no
Stranger: yea
You: they will laugh at U!
You: NO U
You: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: come
Stranger: on
You: where's my dry cleaning
You: don't tell me you ****ed that up too
You: can't you people do anything right
Stranger: ok,change a topic
You: NO
You: EAT ****

lol @ chinese people on omegle

adb that avatar is an invitation to be banned by Pate!

Derp, that'd be pretty lame if he banned him for that silly avatar.

And the funniest part is you can see I write Chinese pretty ok and know about the culture, just felt like being a huge dick

Stranger: do u hate japs?
You: no they totally ruled China
You: plus they make good porn
You: and they have Ryuichi Sakamoto
You: what more to ask for
Stranger: u
Stranger: a silly bitch

:lol:

[img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d1/NO_U_cycle.gif/180px-NO_U_cycle.gif[/img]

I agree with "they make good pron". Well some of it anyways.

those pixels get me all hot and bothered

What is up with that anyways? Why is so much Jap pron censored as such?

cuz its the law nigga

**** is lame, I wanna see dem non-pixelated poons.

what up guys? I got really ****ed up last night

****ed up on what?

beer. Played a bunch of beer pong, I ended up puking like 6 times lol

lol gj.