i've met like eight females in my life

did you get their numbers

what ever happend to that girl you went to wal mart and took pics with nate

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You: what up nigga
You: chillin
You: ?
Stranger: nm holie
Stranger: homie
You: you racist?
Stranger: wabout u?
You: holie?
You: wtf
Stranger: nope
You: nigga u trippin
Stranger: it was a typo man
You: balls
Stranger: chill out
You: bawls
Stranger: i like black people
You: nigga don't play
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You: bitch please
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You: racist bitch
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I know that wasn't funny but it actually made me laugh a tiny bit

[QUOTE=adb;17399039]what ever happend to that girl you went to wal mart and took pics with nate[/QUOTE]

she still texts me sometimes but i realized she's too normal for me

get her drunk

[QUOTE=masscows;17399067]she still texts me sometimes but i realized she's too normal for me[/QUOTE]

didn't want to bring her up but [I]the girl[/I] I talk to always says she's to normal to be weird but too weird to be normal

nah she's pretty boring and i know she wouldn't give it up

[QUOTE=adb;17399082]didn't want to bring her up but [I]the girl[/I] I talk to always says she's to normal to be weird but too weird to be normal[/QUOTE]
Wow, I've definitely been saying that about myself for years.

what types of industrial does she name drop

my therapist just told me a few hours ago that i'm not weird i'm just shy and need a little work on my social skills

idk i think he's at least partially right

[QUOTE=LostChild;17399091]Wow, I've definitely been saying that about myself for years.

what types of industrial does she name drop[/QUOTE]

you're just saying that bro, don't lie

idk I'll ask her when it comes up

Crashing hard right now.

I can hardly keep my eyes open. It's 8:39 and I feel like going to sleep.

**** crashing

What's up bros? I'm feeling real good right now.

why

im currently running with a tightly packed blunt. i hate blunts :(

edit: "running" was an odd word to use there

Are you serious? I wouldn't even want to be alive if it weren't for blunts.

they are usually way too harsh for me to enjoy

For some reason I cough up a lung after every hit of weed I take, it's stupid as hell to watch.

[QUOTE=adb;17399165]why[/QUOTE]

Smoked two fat bowls and did two bags. I sniffed them, though. I'm not gonna shoot up anymore.

Into the setting sun... her love was AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

I wish we had a comprehensive list of who all here does drugs and who doesn't. It's hard to keep track.

k I think I'm going to go eat or something idk

and I don't do drugz

Have you ever smoked, Brent?

I used to smoke so much in High School, I don't even remember half of my senior year.

I only smoke about once a month.

lol yeah I only smoke the green stuff, no other kinda drugs, and I smoke almost everyday, never at work though.

I remember everything that ever happened to me in high school, unforunately

I've been smoking only a couple days out of the week lately, money's tight and I've been doing a bit of house-hermit thing.

for a while i didn't smoke at all. now that im back with this girl i smoke like half of the day. feels good man.

I didn't smoke from November until May, such a waste of six months of my life.

**** the police.

I haven't smoked in 2 weeks

pot or cigs

And your girl is in Canada?

What the **** have you been doing with yourself?

my quality of life would be awful without weed

i quit smokin cigs 4 or 5 months ago

I would have committed suicide in like 8th grade if I had never gotten into weed.

spliff is good

I have really elite mids right now. They are pretty.

[QUOTE=LostChild;17399233]And your girl is in Canada?

What the **** have you been doing with yourself?[/QUOTE]

doing the most jewish thing of all

making money (working)

haha

Jude!

Haven't bought weed in like two weeks cause I spent my last fifteen dollars on fagot xanax bars a while back

I pretty much live off of the nickels and dimes i find in my laundry room or between the cushions on the couch