Wasnt me that posted pics. Ally has a fetish for me in a dress.

Got a second computer running in my loft now :cool:

And man that picture was creepy!

Do i make a nice girl jim? :p

Woah. My skin just switched back to the old mxtabs one for a minute.

phil, you are nice anyway :wink:

This is too much, even for me.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Woah. My skin just switched back to the old mxtabs one for a minute.[/QUOTE]

I got very excited to the skin part...

then that post just let me down...

So...
I like the way my girlfriend's hair looks. It's so soft and long, and it smells like citrus-y sandal wood and I love it. The only thing is, it's so messy and fly away that it keeps getting under my nose when we're together and I have to sneeze every five minutes.
We don't get to kiss that often, and when we do I want it to last, but I don't want to sneeze a ball of snotty phlegm crap into her mouth. Gah.
Blach.

Sounds like my cats' hair...

<_<

>_>

What?
Your cat's hair makes you sneeze when you're snogging it?

Well, no...

I'm not allergic to cats anymore...

But it often gets in my eye... and on my shirt... and pants... and every other possible location...

i've got to pee but don't feel like going. i'd rather sit here.

please send help

[QUOTE=crazyguy832]Well, no...

I'm not allergic to cats anymore...

But it often gets in my eye... and on my shirt... [B]and pants[/B]... and every other possible location...[/QUOTE]

:naughty:

:naughty:

Actually, no... it's just they sit on the couch with me... beside me... and their hair clumps off as I pet them...

Well, only the kitten sits with me. The older one goes and sits on the china cabinet (he makes a 4 foot jump or something to get there o_O).

:naughty:

..?

[QUOTE=crazyguy832]But it often gets in my eye... and on my shirt... and pants... and every other possible location...[/QUOTE]
I must say that sparks a feeling of regognition in my brain. That happens all the time, how can so small an animal drop that much hair?

Yeah... they're semi-long hair... I can only imagine how bad a long-haired cat would be.

No, derryk... no.

Teehee.
My stupid cat just tried to jump up on the counter, missed, and fell back to the floor with an embarassed look on her mug.

:lol:

Dumb cat.

My cat can put his paws onto the counter and bat my sandwhich off as I make it...

..:smash:
.:cool:
:smoke:

look, i'm beating up a blind man and smoking in his face.

I used to have a long-haired cat. You had to brush it for like fifteen minutes, every day. It never ceased to amaze me the amount of loose hair... the animal should be bald after a week. It must have the fastest hair growth...

Ohhh:(

You know what I just realised? It's Pespi, not Pepsi..

That is so weird..:(

I'm going to take my DOG for a walk. Notice I didn't say cats, because no one likes them. And to anyone who disagrees- no one likes you.

My cat is too lazy to actually attempt to bat the sandwich off. She just buts her head into my heels as I make it until I get so annoyed that I give her a piece.

O_O

Cats own dogs.

I used to own a dog... she was the stupidest animal ever.

Dogs are really stupid, we used them all the time when I did my compulsory military service... I hate the smell of a wet dog.

pe(sp)i, have you changed your nam, to spite us? or am i just dumb?

You're just dumb.

I agree.
Shoo, idiot.

OKAY!
DINNER TIME, THEN SHOWER TIME, THEN MASTURBATE WILDLY TO MANDANA JONES TIME, THEN BEDDY-BYE-TIME!
GOOD NIGHT, LOVERS!
Ta-ta.

****!!
im gonna call ou pepsi newayu, youll always be a canned drink to me

[QUOTE=Corkofski]pe(sp)i, have you changed your nam, to spite us? or am i just dumb?[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure it's just the latter... :P