I'm sitting on *** tonight, no parties to be found

maybe I'll blaze

meh

get high go

ive you were single id say "get laid" too but you're not but parties are kinda fun when you're high, getting laid too

but dont do any amphetamines ive done mdma the last 5 times i reached a party and still got speeddick :upset:

well its at my gf's house so thats no big deal

i really dont want to though. its a small get together with people i dont even know.

cornbread and ginger ale

forcing sociability is the worst

[QUOTE=AA-12;17708696]well its at my gf's house so thats no big deal

i really dont want to though. its a small get together with people i dont even know.[/QUOTE]
well idk its ez to meet people at small get togethers so like go

yeh just go


doitfaggort

EDIT: well it's while ur drunk

i cant drink

so yeah not going

why cant you drink?

i cant drink i have pancreatitis

csb

sup bros?

nothin, just learnin some PTH guitar parts and talkin to mah girlfriend

you?

trying to make slap bass sounds with a synthesiser

Brittany Murphy just died :(


:upset:

Sup doodz.

Who gives a **** about Brittany Murphy and why?

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17708785]why cant you drink?[/QUOTE]
this (i just fell asleep on my bed dog jumped up and has been licking my face for idfk how long)

also jaundice i knew this hours ago (my brother got a text over dinner and grabbed his cell when it rang i was about ready to ****ing smack him you dont touch that **** over a family dinner)

she was the prettiest actress

plus i had plans under way for a motion picture starring her and riley mason

Idk how people think she's good looking.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17708901]Idk how people think she's good looking.[/QUOTE]
she isnt!

I kno.

she was at least like, a 8.5 piece.

way cuter than jessica alba

I guess I can see why you would like her, Alex.

I can't imagine what kind of ridiculously high standards you guys have if you think is she isn't at least alright looking.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17708907]I guess I can see why you would like her, Alex.[/QUOTE]

well she does look like a crackwhore

blonde hair, skinny, dead

what more could you


nah let's not

I have ridic standards because I can tbh.

EDIT @ Nick: lol yeah pretty much.

a dead crackwhore now thankfully

loooool kinda mean.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17708915]I have ridic standards because I can tbh.[/QUOTE]

well who is on an ego trip now

"I can get any woman I want so I don't have to lower [i]my[/i] standards to the common rabble like Brittany Murphy"

i was gonna have her or Ben Stiller's wife play the depressed heroin addict in my motion picture

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17708919]well who is on an ego trip now

"I can get any woman I want so I don't have to lower [i]my[/i] standards to the common rabble like Brittany Murphy"[/QUOTE]

She's not my type, sorry brah. I know you guys like sickly looking quirky weird chicks, not my thing.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17708925]She's not my type, sorry brah. I know you guys like sickly looking quirky weird chicks, not my thing.[/QUOTE]

lol its cool, different strokes for different folks as they say

I didn't find her that attractive tbh, something about her face puts me off (probably the crackwhore thing you guys described). it has to be a very specific kind of trashy to be appealing to me

She looks really Jewy, too.

lol, you're out of your damned mind if you call that quirky and cracked out.


i never cared for her face, but her body is all that.

i just realised my dp has a santa hat and i didnt even do anything to it

awesome

Too skinny. I need some meat on them bones, boi.

EDIT: @ Alex

ok well i think we can all agree on this one


Zooey Deschannel is the prettiest celebrity.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17708938]ok well i think we can all agree on this one


Zooey Deschannel is the prettiest celebrity.[/QUOTE]

Wrong, fgt. Brenda Song is so ****ing luscious omg.

she is a qt

[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2uh26g1.gif[/img]

I am captivated by this poorly animated gif

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17708940]Wrong, fgt. Brenda Song is so ****ing luscious omg.[/QUOTE]

that creep from Disney?


Ashley Tisdale is infinitely superior.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17708945]that creep from Disney?


Ashley Tisdale is infinitely superior.[/QUOTE]

lol! Your ignorance is astounding!

EDIT: I've dated girls better looking than Ashley Tisdale c'mon.