I think he did...

and please, no drunk story, they're always the same.

Yeh, i did.

Anyway, so i go out Friday night. I went out at 10 o'clock so i didn't get as drunk as i usually do. Boy, that was a mistake. So, i'm in a student pub called the Phantom, and i get a few beers down me and meet up with these girls i know and my cousin. My cousin's mate then proceeds to buy me three double vodka red bull, and frankly at that point, im abit typsy. So, we go onto a nice pub called the Orange Tree and i have a beer, which i drink in one go because my cousin bet me i couldn't. We then go to the pub/club next door called the Newshouse, where i neck a couple of 007 cocktails.

Now, heres the good bit. We go to the rock club in town called Echoes. I have a few more beers, and to be honest, i'm phucked. I remeber dancing to Avenged Sevenfold, The Offspring and Metallica, but thats about it. From their its a blank, but i woke up at 4am in a park in town and thought 'oh crap,' but in a more drunken way. I then wander back into town and when i get their i realise 'Wait a second, i need to go home!' I ended up stumbling home and getting in at 5.30 am, and waking up in the morning realising i have lost my glasses.

I'm now wearing contacts, and feel very stupid.

And Eleventeen : But i fell asleep in a park!

[QUOTE=Arucard]Yeh, i did.

Anyway, so i go out Friday night. I went out at 10 o'clock so i didn't get as drunk as i usually do. Boy, that was a mistake. So, i'm in a student pub called the Phantom, and i get a few beers down me and meet up with these girls i know and my cousin. My cousin's mate then proceeds to buy me three double vodka red bull, and frankly at that point, im abit typsy. So, we go onto a nice pub called the Orange Tree and i have a beer, which i drink in one go because my cousin bet me i couldn't. We then go to the pub/club next door called the Newshouse, where i neck a couple of 007 cocktails.

Now, heres the good bit. We go to the rock club in town called Echoes. I have a few more beers, and to be honest, i'm phucked. I remeber dancing to Avenged Sevenfold, The Offspring and Metallica, but thats about it. From their its a blank, but i woke up at 4am in a park in town and thought 'oh crap,' but in a more drunken way. I then wander back into town and when i get their i realise 'Wait a second, i need to go home!' I ended up stumbling home and getting in at 5.30 am, and waking up in the morning realising i have lost my glasses.

I'm now wearing contacts, and feel very stupid.

And Eleventeen : But i fell asleep in a park![/QUOTE]

idiot, know your limits, and yes, you did fall asleep in a par, lol, but wow, glasses cost like $300 (at least mine do), always where contacts when you're drinking, and glasses when you're smoking.

[QUOTE=Arucard]Yeh, i did.

Anyway, so i go out Friday night. I went out at 10 o'clock so i didn't get as drunk as i usually do. Boy, that was a mistake. So, i'm in a student pub called the Phantom, and i get a few beers down me and meet up with these girls i know and my cousin. My cousin's mate then proceeds to buy me three double vodka red bull, and frankly at that point, im abit typsy. So, we go onto a nice pub called the Orange Tree and i have a beer, which i drink in one go because my cousin bet me i couldn't. We then go to the pub/club next door called the Newshouse, where i neck a couple of 007 cocktails.

Now, heres the good bit. We go to the rock club in town called Echoes. I have a few more beers, and to be honest, i'm phucked. I remeber dancing to Avenged Sevenfold, The Offspring and Metallica, but thats about it. From their its a blank, but i woke up at 4am in a park in town and thought 'oh crap,' but in a more drunken way. I then wander back into town and when i get their i realise 'Wait a second, i need to go home!' I ended up stumbling home and getting in at 5.30 am, and waking up in the morning realising i have lost my glasses.

I'm now wearing contacts, and feel very stupid.

And Eleventeen : But i fell asleep in a park![/QUOTE]
I thought it was an inspirational tail. But why did you keep going to different bars/pubs? Couldn't you just as easily have stayed in one and gotten drunk?

Part of going out drinking is bar hopping.

[QUOTE=Lunch]Part of going out drinking is bar hopping.[/QUOTE]

Well no sh[color=white]i[/color]t but you still need to know your limits.

NP: Trivium - Rain

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Well no sh[color=white]i[/color]t but you still need to know your limits.

NP: Trivium - Rain[/QUOTE]

I wasn't talking to you or trying to defend him, don't get all pissy at me.

And what are you, his mother?

[QUOTE=Lunch]Part of going out drinking is bar hopping.[/QUOTE]
I suppose. I wouldn't know, as I'm a grossly underage American.

I'm American and 17, so I've never been out drinking at bars/clubs, but I know that's how it's done.

[QUOTE=Lunch]I wasn't talking to you or trying to defend him, don't get all pissy at me.

And what are you, his mother?[/QUOTE]

Why yes, I am his mother.

I saw Ali last night, will smith is good in it, but it's far too slow.

[QUOTE=Lunch]I'm American and 17, so I've never been out drinking at bars/clubs, but I know that's how it's done.[/QUOTE]
I have plenty of friends who go out and get drunk whenever possible, but they always stay in one place. Perhaps it's a geographic thing?

I always go get drunk at someone's house, and occasionally a neutral location like a beach, field, or football game.

I've never gotten drunk. :( My life lacks excitement.

[QUOTE=Lunch]I always go get drunk at someone's house, and occasionally a neutral location like a beach, field, or football game.[/QUOTE]

Do it the true black metal way, have a bonfire in a forest!

The real tr00 way is to drink rubbing alcohol.

[QUOTE=Lunch]The real tr00 way is to drink rubbing alcohol.[/QUOTE]
It's also the homeless man's way...

[QUOTE=Lunch]The real tr00 way is to drink rubbing alcohol.[/QUOTE]

No, the true way is 100% grain alchohol mixed with pigs blood at a forest bonfire!

[QUOTE=Lunch]The real tr00 way is to drink rubbing alcohol.[/QUOTE]
So would tequila work?

Does tequila contain pigs blood?

No, it's basically rubbing alcohol. But since I'm so black metal, getting pigs blood is no problem.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]So would tequila work?[/QUOTE]

There's a first time for everything.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I have plenty of friends who go out and get drunk whenever possible, but they always stay in one place. Perhaps it's a geographic thing?[/QUOTE]
If they are under the legal age, then it's probably because if they get served in one place they would be grateful and not chance their luck elsewhere. That's what happens round about here anyway, it could be a geographical thing instead.

[QUOTE=Ad Absurdum]If they are under the legal age, then it's probably because if they get served in one place they would be grateful and not chance their luck elsewhere. That's what happens round about here anyway, it could be a geographical thing instead.[/QUOTE]
Nope, they're all legal. Most underage guys I know go behind a Pizza Hut or something.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]No, it's basically rubbing alcohol. But since I'm so black metal, getting pigs blood is no problem.[/QUOTE]

Good, that's a start, make sure you butcher them with a broadsword and get the blood soley from the chest cavity with an infernal ladel of doom.

I know my limits, its just you get carried away when you've had a few and everyones having a laugh.

And Shadows : I don't drink the get drunk, i drink so i can go out, meet new people and mosh out in clubs.

Liar, I know you get drunk to be cool!

I drink to take advantage of drunk girls...

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I drink to take advantage of drunk girls...[/QUOTE]

:lol: that reminds me of that one time when I raped that girl...

All the crazy drunken chicks at my school are disgusting so I don't drink much. There's no point in hooking up with someone who makes me want to vomit when I'm sober.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Liar, I know you get drunk to be cool![/QUOTE]

No, if i wanted to be cool i'd get stoned.

I hate those guys that they're teh pwnage because they do drugs. Douchebags. :mad:

[QUOTE=Arucard]No, if i wanted to be cool i'd get stoned.[/QUOTE]

Getting stoned is fun, but only if you do it every now and then.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I drink to take advantage of drunk girls...[/QUOTE]
This man is a real man.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I hate those guys that they're teh pwnage because they do drugs. Douchebags. :mad:[/QUOTE]
Sadly, I used to hang out with those people. Now I slap them when they are high and they think it's funny.

[QUOTE=Ad Absurdum]This man is a real man.[/QUOTE]

Haha, yeah that made me laugh my a[color=white]ss[/color] off :lol:.

[QUOTE=Ad Absurdum]This man is a real man.[/QUOTE]
Amd I listen to Extreme metal, what more d'you want? :p

^^^ Who said you were MX's only Cannibal Corpse fanboy!? :mad:

[QUOTE=Metal_Head_617]Sadly, I used to hang out with those people. Now I slap them when they are high and they think it's funny.[/QUOTE]
This guy at my school is always trying to tell us his stories about how he got drunk/stoned and had sex with a girl. He's drunk and/or stoned virtually every night and has screwed tons of chicks - I think it's a little much for a 16 year old. And it's really annoying how he tries to brag about it day after day.

I just wish they would do real drugs, like Crack and LSD.

Now that would be funny.

Haha, don't forget PCP and Special K.

EDIT: My sister's one college buddy who abused roofies on her free time was really funny.