get a higher class escort then

he works enough can probably afford one

i should buy whores with my microworkers money

i dont think his situation is so desperate that he needs to hire a hooker

you dont have to need to idk do something crazy

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18821335]i should buy whores with my microworkers money[/QUOTE]

lol

do you know how many facebook likes that is just for a blowjob

[url]http://neworleans.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-fellas-im-back-in-town-60/5421305[/url]

durr

the whole escort thing seems really awkward

its too professional if im playing all that moneyi should be able to be like bitch dont talk just animal sex and leave

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18821346][url]http://neworleans.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-fellas-im-back-in-town-60/5421305[/url]

durr[/QUOTE]



hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

this is so many drunken bets waiting to happen

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AZxwj.jpg[/IMG]

:lol:

you look like an alien

lol

:lol: your fucking head is way to big for your puny body.

augury is sweet doe

your shit is an anagram of 'u, u r gay'

holy fuck no wonder he lost his virginity at age 24

-fucking huge ass misshapen nose

-steven tyler malformed lips

- a deathly pale complexion that would mortify a skeleton

- a complete waste of a human life

[IMG]http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c94/fingersmccoy/183294_4933985970_501015970_10953_5717_n.jpg[/IMG]

i dont think you are as extraterrestrial

no wonder he wasnt confident enough to use his own penis

:lol:

[QUOTE=adbforever;18821399][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AZxwj.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

whos this stud?

brent please eat something bro I mean it

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18821628][IMG]http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c94/fingersmccoy/183294_4933985970_501015970_10953_5717_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

You have a lot of mouth pimples.

[QUOTE=adbforever;18821399][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AZxwj.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[I]one word that would best describe me: internet[/I]

[img]http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/423296_327225897325328_266713356709916_842341_760476004_n.jpg[/img]

recording dabass for our demo

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18822039][I]one word that would best describe me: internet[/I][/QUOTE]

arabic jeff goldbloom look alike

brent looks unbelievably nerdy in that picture.

the thick glasses

the headphones

computer chair

the unnaturally pale skin

the lack of any muscle tone at all

yeah I agree

but i dont look that white, my webcam makes me look like it