[QUOTE=Fish]srsly

justin: no. I had to log back in :(

did soup kick some guy in the nuts?[/QUOTE]
yea

i was at my friends house
as im leaving, her little brother (12 yrs old) gets a running start and leaps on me
while clining to me, he goes for my balls, for whatever reason. he doesnt get a direct hit, but gets me more than bad enough twice. i can't get him off no matter what, so I just kick him, and happen to connect with his nads. kid drops to the floor, i leave as i had meant to

who kicks their own nuts? <_<

[QUOTE]12 year olds suck.[/QUOTE]

post of the night..or.. morning

Haha, that's how old my brother is. I just realized that.

[QUOTE=Fish]srsly

[/QUOTE]

Haha, you're so stupid sometimes.

so like i've said, i normally dont go for people's balls... but this kid was clinging to me, and wouldnt get off. balltapped me twice, without reason. attacking him with my foot was my only source of defense at the time. my arms were busy holding him back/trying to defend my nads, and my other leg was keeping me up

[QUOTE=Chill]Haha, you're so stupid sometimes.[/QUOTE]

ouch :(

ITT Dave gets pwnd by Chels

[QUOTE=bassist_for_a_band]so like i've said, i normally dont go for people's balls... but this kid was clinging to me, and wouldnt get off. balltapped me twice, without reason. attacking him with my foot was my only source of defense at the time. my arms were busy holding him back/trying to defend my nads, and my other leg was keeping me up[/QUOTE]
Wait how old are you?

How hard is it to fend off a 12 year old?

and i dont enjoy it :(

[QUOTE=Fish]ouch :([/QUOTE]

ilu reely

Justin: It's just what I do. :p

ha, so there's these things called Myachis
its pretty much a hacky sack for your hand. 3 inch bean bag toy... just a pouch with sand in it, really
check it out at [url]www.myachi.com[/url]


last night I made up this combo of tricks w/ Myachi... dubbed it the soup, after i was nicknamed on here ;-)

[QUOTE=Chill]ilu reely

Justin: It's just what I do. :p[/QUOTE]

do something else.. like have lesbian sex or something :(

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]Wait how old are you?

How hard is it to fend off a 12 year old?[/QUOTE]
I'm 15

and this kid's vicious. I'm not his first balltap victim either. And i mean this kid was seriously clinging to me with both hands, using one to hold himself up, and the other to attack me

i tried pulling him off but if i pushed him he would have nailed a table... if his head hit it hard, id have been screwed

i figured a kick and possible balltap was an easier/better route

chill, your username makes me want chili.

i dont know why.

[QUOTE=Fish]do something else.. like have lesbian sex or something :([/QUOTE]

Bu-bu-bu Jo isn't here and there aren't any hawt lesbians. And besides, it's almost 1 am.

Like I said, ilu reely.

Soup: Chili is omg so good.

double post

/kills soup

chels: U bIg MeenIe

/dies


damn it.


edit- (no double post here)

im goin for 1k tonight.

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]Wait how old are you?

How hard is it to fend off a 12 year old?[/QUOTE]
12 year olds can be rough. My little bro is pretty aggressive. :-\

lawl @ Dave

Soup: It makes me want Jello...

[QUOTE=bassist_for_a_band]I'm 15

and this kid's vicious. I'm not his first balltap victim either. And i mean this kid was seriously clinging to me with both hands, using one to hold himself up, and the other to attack me

i tried pulling him off but if i pushed him he would have nailed a table... if his head hit it hard, id have been screwed

i figured a kick and possible balltap was an easier/better route[/QUOTE]
What was his intent of trying to murder you?

You really should of tried flipping him over your head... ECW is preferable.

[QUOTE=AZNGuitaristDude101]12 year olds can be rough. My little bro is pretty aggressive. :-\

lawl @ Dave

Soup: It makes me want Jello...[/QUOTE]
If 12 year olds are 5'0 or under, there would be alot of sweet chin music.

jello makes me want fish.

no wait.. thats sweedish fish candy :upset:

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]What was his intent of trying to murder you?

You really should of tried flipping him over your head... ECW is preferable.[/QUOTE]
its obvious he wanted me down

running start... lept onto me... clinging on for dear life... balltapping/kicking me

i was in the middle of a small kitchen. fridge on one side, table on another, stove on a third, wall on a fourth. not really any place to throw/push/move him

violence solves nothing

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]If 12 year olds are 5'0 or under, there would be alot of sweet chin music.[/QUOTE]
Mines around 5' or so.

Can be quite annoying.

Once a kid is clinging/kicking, [b]everything[/b] is fair game.

I only wouldn't recommend that moto if your with a girlfriend and its a sibling.

[QUOTE=Fish]jello makes me want fish.

no wait.. thats sweedish fish candy :upset:[/QUOTE]

Your username makes me want some fried calamari.

[QUOTE=Fish]jello makes me want fish.

no wait.. thats sweedish fish candy :upset:[/QUOTE]
i had some swedish fish today
it was good


my friends and i were chilling at Speedway
got some candy, pop, all of that stuff


mentos+pop= boom

we threw like 5 mentos in a 2liter of diet coke, screwed the cap on... i whipped it at a brick wall... pressue blew the cap off, and sent the bottle about thirty feet to the right

yours is 5', holy s[COLOR="Black"]h[/COLOR]it man..

[QUOTE]Your username makes me want some fried calamari.[/QUOTE]

calawhata?

Sweet chin music may have been played, but I barely had enough room to balltap him let alone get my foot up to his chin

i dont know how tall he is... but he's vicious.

[QUOTE=bassist_for_a_band]

mentos+pop= boom

we threw like 5 mentos in a 2liter of diet coke, screwed the cap on... i whipped it at a brick wall... pressue blew the cap off, and sent the bottle about thirty feet to the right[/QUOTE]
Ooh, that is so cool to watch. If you keep the cap off it shoots up like a fountain.

It only works with diets I think.

Dave: Yes it is. :evil: