[QUOTE=bassist_for_a_band]So I'm leaving my friends house... Her little brother runs at me, I figure he's trying to tackle me or something

But he starts kicking for my balls, and gets me twice. Not a good balltap but enough that I felt it. He was at an angle and mostly hit my leg.

So to get him off me, and in defense, I think quick and go for the balls. I connect.
He goes down, his sister and everyone is all like "look what you did!"

I just say bye, and leave.[/QUOTE]
Duuuuuddddeeee, never kick a man in the balls, even if he goes for yours. Shoulda broken his ribs or something. Far more painful anyways.

The kid's like maybe 12

I normally wouldn't go for someone's balls, whether or not I'm being attacked, but I was leaving, I was already late... He didn't have a reason to go for me, and mostly, there was no other way to get him off of me

lmao

did he start crying?

[QUOTE=bassist_for_a_band]The kid's like maybe 12

I normally wouldn't go for someone's balls, whether or not I'm being attacked, but I was leaving, I was already late... He didn't have a reason to go for me, and mostly, there was no other way to get him off of me[/QUOTE]
12? And you couldn't just hold out your arm to keep him off you? :p

He's 12, not 8 Vince. 12 year olds have longer legs.

edit: That came out wrong...

The kid seriously had a running leap and was like clinging on to me while going for my nads with his foot... I'm not the first one he's gone for, and I know from past experiences that he's not easy to get off. I had the shot and just went for it.

He just knelt down and all... I don't know if he cried or anything

Maybe now that he's been balltapped, he'll stop going for other people

Pfft, you guys just don't know the art of embarassing the opponent <_<

there was nothing I could do... It was balltap him or let him balltap me

and you know what choice I would go with in that situation

I'm just giving you a hard time, i do that :)

It's because he's Mexican Soup.

lol

I've never kicked a guys sack, I'm just that nice.

el oh el

I read that as kissed not kicked at first :-[

lmao

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]el oh el

I read that as kissed not kicked at first :-[[/QUOTE]

:lol:

i told my friend about it

for whatever reason he felt the need to lectureme about how its "not right" and how he's "not developed there yet" and all that ****

the kid balltapped me twice. no one would just let some bratty 12 year old get away with that. i couldnt push him off, i couldnt pull him off... so i kicked him. and i happened to connect with his sack

lawl, he's not developed there yet.

He is 12, most kids start "developing" around 11 or so.

My boobies aren't big yet I'm upset lawl.

im back from bed, whats up?

LAMO chels

Aww

Whoa, hi dave.

[QUOTE=Fish]im back from bed, whats up?

LAMO chels[/QUOTE]

lawl, couldn't get to sleep or something?

Yeah, I know I'm a lamo because I have a small chest.

Edit: I at least have a big bum.

i never went to bed actually :p, i havent even left my computer

lmao srsly?

There was a conversation about kicking testicles and I missed it... All I can say is, headbutting someone in the crotch is so bad compared to kicking.

[QUOTE=Fish]i never went to bed actually :p, i havent even left my computer[/QUOTE]
lurker

ehh now im gettin bored

[QUOTE=bassist_for_a_band]ehh now im gettin bored[/QUOTE]
Go kick a guy in the nuts.

[QUOTE=Chill]lmao srsly?[/QUOTE]

srsly

justin: no. I had to log back in :(

did soup kick some guy in the nuts?

[QUOTE=AZNGuitaristDude101]Go kick a guy in the nuts.[/QUOTE]
wasn't that fun.

oic

And yeah, read back the last page or 2.

edit: to Dave

Soup:

oic

umm...kick your own nuts?

:p

12 year olds suck.