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Riva 04-19-2006 08:25 PM

The following relates partly to real-life, and partly to MX.

It's only half serious.


[b]Riva:[/b]F[font=verdana]ucking Americans

[b]Jom:[/b]
What did we do now

[b]Riva:[/b]
You're all born without a fu[/font]cking sense of humour...
If it doesn't have fart jokes or a black joke you don't get it.
You don't get irony
You don't get sardony
You don't get facetiousness
You don't get cynicism
You have the basest, most disgusting grasp on sarcasm.
The entire US should slide into the sea. Well, it already is, but it should be doing it faster.

ATM 04-19-2006 08:28 PM

What's a black joke?

Shred Danson 04-19-2006 08:28 PM

I don't get it.



LOLZ SEE I WENT WITH IT!

Invicta_Veritas 04-19-2006 08:29 PM

I wholeheartedly agree that the US needs to fall into the sea and be gone forever, but only after I move to Scotland and get the hell out of here first.

i am the robots 04-19-2006 08:30 PM

Hey guys... LOLZ TOMMORROW BE 420 MAD BLAZE IT UP DAWG

Trev get on AIM.

Riva 04-19-2006 08:30 PM

You know: Omigawd, I'm a sassy black woman who's partnered with a nerdy white accountant/taxi driver/cop. Watch us tear up the humourless Chinatown/Mafia/Commies.

gmoneyguy 04-19-2006 08:30 PM

I think you're just mad at the fact that the US > Aussieland.

Invicta_Veritas 04-19-2006 08:31 PM

[quote=Diabolus in Musica]I think you're just mad at the fact that the US > Aussieland.[/quote]


I live in the US and know differently.

Kage 04-19-2006 08:32 PM

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]I wholeheartedly agree that the US needs to fall into the sea and be gone forever, but only after I move to Scotland and get the hell out of here first.[/QUOTE]
hmmm...no.

[QUOTE=Riva] The following relates partly to real-life, and partly to MX.

It's only half serious.


Riva:****ing Americans

Jom:
What did we do now

Riva:
You're all born without a ****ing sense of humour...
If it doesn't have fart jokes or a black joke you don't get it.
You don't get irony
You don't get sardony
You don't get facetiousness
You don't get cynicism
You have the basest, most disgusting grasp on sarcasm.
The entire US should slide into the sea. Well, it already is, but it should be doing it faster.[/QUOTE]
Generalizations based on illegal immigrants and Mexicans ftw.

Invicta_Veritas 04-19-2006 08:32 PM

Ummm..... yes.

Shred Danson 04-19-2006 08:33 PM

[QUOTE=Riva]You know: Omigawd, I'm a sassy black woman who's partnered with a nerdy white accountant/taxi driver/cop. Watch us tear up the humourless Chinatown/Mafia/Commies.[/QUOTE]

Would you be happier if we made a "Kangaroo Jack 2"?

i am the robots 04-19-2006 08:33 PM

[QUOTE=Riva]You know: Omigawd, I'm a sassy black woman who's partnered with a nerdy white accountant/taxi driver/cop. Watch us tear up the humourless Chinatown/Mafia/Commies.[/QUOTE]

I'm glad you live in America and experience our culture on a day to day basis man :).

gmoneyguy 04-19-2006 08:33 PM

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]I live in the US and know differently.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry.

Kage 04-19-2006 08:33 PM

[QUOTE=Behemoth_Rules_All]Ummm..... yes.[/QUOTE]
Odd that people who tend to say that are typically high school dropouts with kids at 16 and a general ineptitude for life.

Riva 04-19-2006 08:34 PM

[QUOTE=Kage]hmmm...no.


Generalizations based on illegal immigrants and Mexicans ftw.[/QUOTE]

Are white, English speaking people from the US considered illegal immigrants and/or Mexicans?

Invicta_Veritas 04-19-2006 08:34 PM

[quote=Kage]Odd that people who tend to say that are typically high school dropouts with kids at 16 and a general ineptitude for life.[/quote]

Funny how I'm not one of those, eh? :p

ACircuitShock 04-19-2006 08:34 PM

Riva... that DVD set is AWESOME!

Riva 04-19-2006 08:35 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]Would you be happier if we made a "Kangaroo Jack 2"?[/QUOTE]

That was just one big race joke set in the outback.

Kage 04-19-2006 08:36 PM

[QUOTE=Riva]Are white, English speaking people from the US considered illegal immigrants and/or Mexicans?[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure what crowd you're hanging out with that white Americans are like that, outside of high school of course.

i am the robots 04-19-2006 08:36 PM

[QUOTE=Riva]That was just one big race joke set in the outback.[/QUOTE]

I think we all know that American pop-culture sucks.

Lunch 04-19-2006 08:36 PM

Yea the US sucks lol. I'm moving to Canada

/the old jumping-off-the-sinking-ship-and-therefore-sounding-intelligent philosophy.

gmoneyguy 04-19-2006 08:37 PM

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]I think we all know that American pop-culture sucks.[/QUOTE]
American pop culture isn't too far off from other countries.

ATM 04-19-2006 08:37 PM

[QUOTE=Riva]You know: Omigawd, I'm a sassy black woman who's partnered with a nerdy white accountant/taxi driver/cop. Watch us tear up the humourless Chinatown/Mafia/Commies.[/QUOTE]

Trust me, many Americans are just as sick of the same stupid movies coming out again and again.

i am the robots 04-19-2006 08:38 PM

I'd like to inform you all that I am very happy with where I live, and don't see too many problems.

Of course I'm totally ignorant, uneducated, and brainwashed by the government.

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica]American pop culture isn't too far off from other countries.[/QUOTE]

OK, pop-culture in general sucks.

Riva 04-19-2006 08:38 PM

[QUOTE=Kage]I'm not sure what crowd you're hanging out with that white Americans are like that, outside of high school of course.[/QUOTE]

Univeristy students studying in Australia.
People on MX.
People I know on MSN.
General news and world issues.

Hell, you guys blocked an Aussie tourism ad for 7 months because it had the word "Beer" in it, and the tagline was: "Where the bloody hell are you?".

Lunch 04-19-2006 08:39 PM

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Trust me, many Americans are just as sick of the same stupid movies coming out again and again.[/QUOTE]

No we aren't, we're all morons. Plus I heard the new "Scary Movie" has an even better fart joke than "Scary Movie 3". I'm super-excited.

Shred Danson 04-19-2006 08:39 PM

Meh, I'm American, I'm not really offended or anything. I live here, I'm glad I live here, and that's it. :)

gmoneyguy 04-19-2006 08:40 PM

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]Of course I'm totally ignorant, uneducated, and brainwashed by the government.[/QUOTE]
Blind faith FTW!!!!

i am the robots 04-19-2006 08:40 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]Meh, I'm American, I'm not really offended or anything. I live here, I'm glad I live here, and that's it. :)[/QUOTE]

Amen to that brotha.

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica]Blind faith FTW!!!![/QUOTE]

Bush/Cheney 2008!

ATM 04-19-2006 08:41 PM

[QUOTE=Lunch]No we aren't, we're all morons. Plus I heard the new "Scary Movie" has an even better fart joke than "Scary Movie 3". I'm super-excited.[/QUOTE]


Yes! I hope it's wetter then the last one, and has better sustain.

Maybe somebody will get hit in the balls too.


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