[QUOTE=masscows;17737572]disgorge practice session:

guitarist: hey dudes, how many bars of just eighth notes on the chromatic scale do we want to play before the first slam riff?
drummer: meh, lets just keep going until i get tired of playing blastbeats
vocalist: urrrgggh gurrggggggghhhhh
guitarist: get the **** back in your cage until we start playing idiot
bassist: lol i'm dead[/QUOTE]

lol first good masscows post

[quote=masscows;17737572]disgorge practice session:

guitarist: hey dudes, how many bars of just eighth notes on the chromatic scale do we want to play before the first slam riff?
drummer: meh, lets just keep going until i get tired of playing blastbeats
vocalist: urrrgggh gurrggggggghhhhh
guitarist: get the **** back in your cage until we start playing idiot
bassist: lol i'm dead[/quote]
amazing

[I]lol i'm dead[/I]

anyone who actually describes a riff as a slam riff should be murdered on principle

[QUOTE=masscows;17737572]disgorge practice session:

guitarist: hey dudes, how many bars of just eighth notes on the chromatic scale do we want to play before the first slam riff?
drummer: meh, lets just keep going until i get tired of playing blastbeats
vocalist: urrrgggh gurrggggggghhhhh
guitarist: get the **** back in your cage until we start playing idiot
bassist: lol i'm dead[/QUOTE]

lol effin slam death!

[QUOTE=adb;17737982][I]lol i'm dead[/I][/QUOTE]

oh wow, it's so much funnier now that adb copy and pasted it in [I]italics[/I]

/mappy post

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great

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[QUOTE=Anthracks;17737513]evisceration plague is definitely near the bottom of their discog (though i still like it) and i dont find corpsegrinder to be impressive or even brutal at all[/QUOTE]

Barnes was better, agreed

Barne's started getting shitty on The Bleeding, I mean he's not awful on there, but yeah.

Corpsegrinder's vocals are good on album, but as Anthracks said, nothing impressive, however, LIVE is where Corpsegrinder hits God tier. Dude is ****ing amazing live.

k, I've been out of the death metal loop for a while now. Suggest some bands that r00l

AND he windmills really fast

Corpsegrinder rules. Barnes is good too but he's way better in Six Feet Under...:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17738335]k, I've been out of the death metal loop for a while now. Suggest some bands that r00l[/QUOTE]

Funebrarum, Goreaphobia, and there's a new(er) band from Texas, War Master who are Bolt Thrower worship, but they only have a demo out right now.

Stench Of Decay, Cruciamentum, Krypts, DA CHAZM.

ObLitErAtiOn

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17738349][B]Stench Of Decay[/B], Cruciamentum, Krypts, DA CHAZM.[/QUOTE]

They rule too.

pick the worst of the four bands i mention, GOOD JOB BRO

Are any of those bands the kind that have "underwater bubbly" vocals? Can't stand those.


UNDERWATER BUBBLY VOKILLZ

[QUOTE=weaboo;17738350]ObLitErAtiOn[/QUOTE]

This is the Autopsy influenced band right?

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17738356]Are any of those bands the kind that have "underwater bubbly" vocals? Can't stand those.


UNDERWATER BUBBLY VOKILLZ[/QUOTE]
No. Also, shut the **** up, gurgles are sick you slightly confuzzled sea lion.

whos autopsy

**** you piece of **** ****ing faggot asswad ****ing dykeface ****er

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17738353]pick the worst of the four bands i mention, GOOD JOB BRO[/QUOTE]

Ehhh, never really heard the others.

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that looks exactly like a fatter version of my brother

was heiling some mad Dismember and Morpheus Descends earlier. [I]Chronicles of the Shadowed Ones [/I]is so good, i need more stuff like this.

Thank me for listening to that you fag

I only listen to Txus-recommended death in all honesty.

awww <3

now we are cool

i'm almost done with that list you gave me a while back

picking up the Terrorizer, Nihilist and Immolation discs and i'll be ready for a part 2

waiting for my nihilist shirt to arrive gonna be pretty satan

ill

ron those bands mappy recommended are ****ing rule

You would know, considering you recc'd all of them to me other than DA CHAZM.

haha oh right, i forgot about that

although i'd say krypts was the worst of those (cruciamentum the best)

all rule though

Agreed dawg.

Cruciamentum reminds me of TTEOTD at some points. Just like the tone of the tremolo riffs.