[quote=Mr. Ron;17897154][IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/v6rx1y.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
Utility Dog approves of your usefulness.

idk i get lonely


looking for this extremely influential ambient album that seems to be an hour long recording of some one flipping through the pages of a book with the microphone hooked up to various effects pedals

sO oBsCuRe

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17897262]idk i get lonely[/QUOTE]

You're lonely cause you don't try to get any girls over an 8. That's retarded. Most girls over an 8 date people who aren't rediculously good looking anyways cause they have low self esteem. Just go for it dude.

[QUOTE=The Stig;17897263]Thinking like that is precisely why you have that issue with attractive women.[/QUOTE]

i probably have less of an issue with attractive women than you lol

and im not talking about attractive women like the dumb chicks you guys are talking about i mean like the real deal with slit wrists and nose rings

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17897262]idk i get lonely


looking for this extremely influential ambient album that seems to be an hour long recording of some one flipping through the pages of a book with the microphone hooked up to various effects pedals[/QUOTE]

lol what the **** kind of **** is that srsly

EDIT: that's basically pointless

watching arrested development

went to indie burger joint today poop is kickin

besides i've only seen one or two chicks as high as like a 9 in my entire life and i dated a 8.5 once

so technically like in a way im pretty on top of things


theres some intense self esteem issues but idk they don't matter anymore they;ll probably get a little bit worse and then go away within a week

the burger joint I work isn't indie at all :\

all the dorms people go there

[I]****ing conformists[/I]

Chicks I've dated went like this:

1st - 9.5
2nd - 8
3rd - 7
4th - 9

Not bad that 7 was kind of a pinch tho lol.

[QUOTE=The Stig;17897281]Well if that's your idea of attractive women then yeah I guess you're right.

Really, chilling out and just talking to them like it's no big deal helps you go far.[/QUOTE]

talking to girls like it's no big deal lol

girls are people

i typically engage in conversation with people without having to crawl into a foetal position or anything, i dont know what you're getting out

idk chicks probably dig me more than you i have a long head of blonde hair

[QUOTE]Not bad that 7 was kind of a pinch tho lol.[/QUOTE]

???

[QUOTE=adb;17897296]???[/QUOTE]

What?

Attractive women are easy to deal with; you **** them.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17897297]What?[/QUOTE]

what does kind of a pinch mean

chicks i've dated lol

1st - awkwarrrrrd ahhh . kinda hot tho in a gross way.
2nd - almost attractive but stupid and basically ugly
3rd - so so hot

[QUOTE=adb;17897299]what does kind of a pinch mean?[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha idk kind of like she wasn't that great looking. Only white chick I ever dated.

[I]http://www.myspace.com/thenewfoundlands [/I]
Tell me what you think guys

First girl I dated was probably most attractive overall.

ahhh playing Shadow Man for n64 seriously great game omg

****ing creepiest sound effects of any game I've ever played including any of the newer Resident Evils or Silent Hills or **** like that

The area I'm in now is like an asylum and there's like rubber duck noises and babies crying and weird giggling and pig oinking

My current [and future, bawwwww] girl is the hottest by far.

make a move steve

[I]make a move[/I]

[QUOTE=Angmar;17897310]First girl I dated was probably most attractive overall.[/QUOTE]

Same. Arab chick was definitely the hottest biddy I've ever dated. She'd would be a 10 if she had bigga bewbs.

All of the girls I dated were pretty attractive. None drastically more than the others. They did vary in weight though.

[QUOTE=adb;17897314]make a move steve

[I]make a move[/I][/QUOTE]


lol

first girl i dated bossed me around and was always threatening to rape me and **** i was like wtf shouldn't this be easier

and an arab girl being a 10 defies phsyics

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17897317]All of the girls I dated were pretty attractive. None drastically more than the others. They did vary in weight though.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, fattest chick you ever dated?

EDIT @ Alex: how the **** does a chick rape a dude?

Well I was like 220 at one point when I dated her and she weighed about the same as me. It was well proportioned IMO though.

a really ugly butch one could I guess

First girl I dated I would call a 9 but none of you would agree with me

220 on a girl lol wut

First girl I dated was ridiculously cute and had a really hot runner body.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17897325]Well I was like 220 at one point when I dated her and she weighed about the same as me. It was well proportioned IMO though.[/QUOTE]

Damn dude!! loooool

EDIT: hahahaha you're all chub chasers

All my girlfriends have been hot, although one was a double-cheeseburger, if you get me.

idk girl im kinda seeing isnt like amazing but i think shes really cute

I enjoy men

[QUOTE=Angmar;17897330]220 on a girl lol wut[/QUOTE]

yeah that's a bit bigger than I would go haha

I don't know what you consider "well-proportioned" about any 220 chick

Unless she was like 7 feet tall.

EDIT: and even then that's still a pinch and a half

lol ignored post

o well

another thing that made me mad today:

it was all warm out n stuff so da ladies took out the skirts and short shorts
saw this group of really cute azn girls get on the bus to uni
all arms locked with fat ugly asian dudes trying their damnest to grow a moustache but failing miserably and oh god why

you all care about things like this dont lie

9 is like

i'd like to get caught cheating on you just to have to beg for forgiveness status

or like

i wouldn't care if people thought i was unhealthily dependent on you, status

i firmly believe that a girl being a 10 is a theoretical impossibility as 10 exists as a mythical ideal that doesn't coincide with probably outcomes