i tried to top out an go as fast as i possibly could and that shit felt like i was gonna spit up blood ater like 30 seconds

That's not good mang, you need to get into better shape homie

ive actually recently made a commitment to get in absolute peak physical condition but getting there from where im at now is probably gonna be blood sweat and tears

im kind of taking baby steps this first two weeks until i build up some momentum

the cops are at my building right now in the upstairs apartment waiting for the coroner to arrive so they can haul a dead body out of here ..

[I]Girl With The Dragon Tattoo[/I] is pretty damn awesome

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18890274]the cops are at my building right now in the upstairs apartment waiting for the coroner to arrive so they can haul a dead body out of here ..[/QUOTE]

walk right past them into the apartment

this movie is elite

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18890276]walk right past them into the apartment[/QUOTE]

thought about it

i'll just play it off like im high on bath salts

too fucking hot to sleep goddamn.

dude it's fucking boiling in this room right now

just put my fan on my face, this shit barely helps

watchin cowboys & aliens w/ 2 of my friends

its hot as shit but im wearing a cutoff shirt so thats cool

i'M aLL sTiCkY

yeai dont have a fan, no a/c and my house is all tile. shouldnt have played football in this heat today either, we got tired like an hour in

haha I love those situations


"Dude lets go outside and do :insert fun activity here:!"

"NICE haven't done that in a while!"



- 15 minutes later -



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:lol: Ron

oh ron you da best

just drove halfway to a girls house at 1am to find out she had a boyfriend, turned around came back home

my back feels weird

girl i was talkin to last semester just became single on facebook

kool

i have a girlfriend i havent seen in a month

fun times

Just because it says single on fb doesn't necessarily make it true ya know.

I mean, according to facebook, I'm single even though I'm really not.

But then again most people detail their lives on that damn site so, yeah what do I know

[QUOTE=shortz;18890325]Just because it says single on fb doesn't necessarily make it true ya know.

I mean, according to facebook, I'm single even though I'm really not.

But then again most people detail their lives on that damn site so, yeah what do I know[/QUOTE]

you are just the worst kind of person

[QUOTE=shortz;18890325]Just because it says single on fb doesn't necessarily make it true ya know.

I mean, according to facebook, I'm single even though I'm really not.

But then again most people detail their lives on that damn site so, yeah what do I know[/QUOTE]

well when she changes her relationship status to single after having had a boyfriend it kinda does

@Dan Why? Is this a serious statement? :lol:

i bet if i set my status to in a relationship the amount of surprise and disbelief expressed in the comments would make me feel like shit

I am single and I'm going to jump out of a window

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18890329]i bet if i set my status to in a relationship the amount of surprise and disbelief expressed in the comments would make me feel like shit[/QUOTE]

hahahahahah

my peen has been dry for over 2 months this is unacceptable

im kinda just looking for somebody to fool around with before i leave for michigan

i dont think ive even kissed a girl in like a year