i finally got a job at subway! took me 3 months to find a damn one

your life is complete

Sup fags.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17893183]your life is complete[/QUOTE]

its getting better. i got 2,200 from an insurance claim so time to get a new car

spend it all on heroin!

Gonna try not to buy dope anymore. :/

im going to try not to. but i have enough willpower to say no. its not worth it

I like it so much, tho!!!

i do also. its just not worth it.

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;17893188]its getting better. i got 2,200 from an insurance claim so time to get a new car[/QUOTE]

whatcha gettin?

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;17893194]im going to try not to. but i have enough willpower to say no. its not worth it[/QUOTE]

wuss

destroy ur lief 4 satannn

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17893201]whatcha gettin?[/QUOTE]

not sure yet. just looking online, probably a Hyundai though or Honda.

**** that. just get heroin.

[quote=Aakon_Keetreh;17893113]no its not. you guys dont like tom hanks?[/quote]
He's like watching one of your uncles act in a movie. I mean, it's alright but like you're going to pay for it when you can wait three months for him to pull out a tape of it at your next family gathering.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17893229]**** that. just get heroin.[/QUOTE]

lol backed.

i need a car since i live so far away from my university

you can get a brand new heroin with 0% fatbag financing for 60 months

vroom vroom hey look im drivi- oops i overdosed

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;17893239]i need a car since i live so far away from my university[/QUOTE]

drop out, you'll have more money for dope and you won't need the car

loooooooool

Just get like, a butt load of weed.

My Butt is a bong

[QUOTE=Aaron;17893282]Just get like, a butt load of weed.[/QUOTE]

butt loads of weed dont make u god

The band has stopped the night is young...
This bar is closed but there'll be more to come...
She whispered softly. "I don't wanna be alone...
Can me and all my friends come back for cones?"

I called ahead I felt so cheap
Just to make sure my grandma's sound asleep
I shoulda noticed that her look was kinda smug
She only wants me coz I got the drugs

My mouth was dry my knees were weak
She held my hand as we walked down the street
I didn't give a **** she got my first name wrong
She only wants me for my Bucket Bong
She only wants me for my Bucket Bong

And when we're at home I'm feeling scared
Coz there's no bucket, sink or (vessel?) anywhere
And if she wants a bucket I'll have the last one
And she'll hafta have it with me in the bath
She'll hafta have it with me in the bath
She only wants me coz I got the drugs....

tl;dr

koalas can get aids

and chlamydia

Oh my god, mum changed the locks

sup bros

freaking out p bad , u